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When I listen to a song on my iPod/iPhone, I close my eyes and pretend I'm the artist and create a brand new music video in my head.
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I pretend the microwave is a bomb and I have to push the clear button before it beeps so my house doesn't get blown up.
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Also, when I see a pretty lady I imagine what she looks like without clothes on.
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I like to keep my turf wars weapons in round numbers. Due to a miscalculation I have 1002 Lapuas, now I have a crisis, do I sell 2 or use all my money in the bank to buy 998 more?
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When unable to fall asleep, I relax my legs until the bed feels as if it is pushing against me. I try to relax even more so that the feeling is stronger. I then do this with each part of my body. 95% of the time I fall asleep before I'm able to this with my whole body.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Also, when I see a pretty lady I imagine what she looks like without clothes on.When I see a pretty lady I imagine she is imagining me without my clothes on. Then I get disgusted she would be so vulgar and I give her dirty looks.
When I am sick I imagine I have worms I've ingested from an old truck stop vending machine sandwich . These worms are intelligent and advanced and make repairs to my body, living in a symbiotic relationship with me. Makes me feel better. -
🔥زᎾع❾❾❾👊™ wrote:
feel like my phone is vibrating in my pocket, but i dont even have my phone, and im like "dafuq is vibrating my leg"👍
I do this also .
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💀nobody💀 wrote:
Wow. So far you and pajama belts are winning!🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Also, when I see a pretty lady I imagine what she looks like without clothes on.When I see a pretty lady I imagine she is imagining me without my clothes on. Then I get disgusted she would be so vulgar and I give her dirty looks.
When I am sick I imagine I have worms I've ingested from an old truck stop vending machine sandwich . These worms are intelligent and advanced and make repairs to my body, living in a symbiotic relationship with me. Makes me feel better. -
Add: KOZY wrote:
Me too. All. The. Friggin. Time. And the worst part is when people notice and ask "Why are you walking so weird?" How do I reply to that?Right foot over lines, left foot over cracks. It was something I started doing when I was really young because of the rhyme, step on a crack break your mothers back, step on a line, break your fathers spine. So at some point it became a game and then turned into something I do unconsciously.
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I make simple rube goldberg machines as a hobby.
I have a shoe box full of fortune cookie fortunes.
Due to my OCD, I have to flip a light switch 5 times to turn it on or off and I tap a water faucet 3 times before turning it on and twice before turning it off.
My money in my wallet HAS to face the same direction. -
ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I do this all the time.I used to count how many knuckle pops I could get in a single knuckle cracking session. It was a game I played with myself. Had to get at least 10...
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Thug.Nasty wrote:
🔥زᎾع❾❾❾👊™ wrote:
feel like my phone is vibrating in my pocket, but i dont even have my phone, and im like "dafuq is vibrating my leg"👍
Who doesnt do this?! -
🔥زᎾع❾❾❾👊™ wrote:
Happens me too.. Fucked up.feel like my phone is vibrating in my pocket, but i dont even have my phone, and im like "dafuq is vibrating my leg"👍
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Zenyoul wrote:
>>You abruptly stop dead in your tracks.Add: KOZY wrote:
Me too. All. The. Friggin. Time. And the worst part is when people notice and ask "Why are you walking so weird?" How do I reply to that?Right foot over lines, left foot over cracks. It was something I started doing when I was really young because of the rhyme, step on a crack break your mothers back, step on a line, break your fathers spine. So at some point it became a game and then turned into something I do unconsciously.
>>Stare them dead in the eye like this 😳.
>>Take in a large breath.
>>Exhale without taking your eyes off theirs.
>>Keep staring until they are within reach.
>>Quickly grab their arm and pull them close.
>>Then whisper.... -
̹̥͎̞̥̤ͪ̈́ͤ̅͋̇̓ͮͅͅỌ͚ͩ̅͒̄͊P̭̞̮̱̈̈̿E͓ͩ̈́̈͐̈̌͌͒N̞̠ͨ̿̈́̉͒ ̯̹̯͈ͣ̊͗̎ͥ̽T͔̝̬͕̗̽̾͋͂̎̌̀̚H̭̳̘̤̗͔͖ͭ͒̂̈͑̂̀̚E̯͙̹̻̪̠̜̓̐͆ ̗͔̋̑̆̓̐́̆D͙̱̠͚̠̏͆̾͗̔O̳͙͙͒O̗̤͖̥͙̪͙̜͌R̩̘̂̔ͣ̆ͣ̔ͬ͋!̳͙̠̦̞̩̭̼͚͊͌ͪ͊
͕͈̬̙̥͍͍̬ͣ̀͗ͅG͚̳̯͍̹̻̻̠͂͛ͦ̀̿̃̿̀Ė͎̯ͭ͐̾T̰̣̣̠̭̣̩̾ͦ̅̿ͣͩ̊̚̚ͅ ̩͖͍͎͛̑̎O̗̮͊̈́̍̓ͅN͈̠̪͓̼̯̄̌̅ͅͅ ͙ͯͫ̏T̙̥̖̠̯̮͕̒̉̽͗Ḧ̜͚̬͈̪̗́̄ͩ̇ͧͧͅE̦͉͇̭͂͌ ̥̻̯̳͓̫̾̆̚F̻̼̘̩̫̘̹͓͉ͫ̾͂L̘̝͍͍̲̫͆ͫ̽ͣ̆O͖̪̊O͔̳͔͔̳͂ͪͫR̠͕̝̍ͨ̍͆͊!̠̠̳͚͚̗͖͂ͧ̍ͣ͐ͭͨ̚
͍͚̻̘̟̦̙̥̈́̉̇͒̎E̖̫̤̓̔ͫ̋V̳̊̓̋̽Ḙ͚̋̾ͮͯͣ̿R̞̣͈͉̿Ý̤̫B̠͖̹̘͓͕̹̖̫ͧ̈́ͨͭ̒͌ͯ̚O̥͍̗̤̹̫̤͔̔͆D̦̫̭͎̻̹ͭ̾̽̓͐ͪY̳̰̲͈͔͇̫̦̆̽͑ ̲̬̤̰̣̆̋ͨͦͤW̦̖̮͓̦͈͖ͣ̿̽ͣA̫̪ͤ̈́ͩ͛̌ͥL͈̜̹̠̘ͦͧͤͅK̗̟͈̮̥̭͉̓̀͑ͅ ̪̳̘̮͎̬ͤ͛̄̓͆̍̍̓T̗ͭ̊̆H̻̜̱͈͓̋͂E͉͚̣̲̖ͦ̂̚ ͕̺̘͔͕̮̱͍̺ͪ̌͒ͥ̇D̥̗͎̩͚̩̳͈͑̂ͣͬͣI̻̙̼ͬ̈̀ͥͨ̇N̻̻̻̞̘̟͕̖̄ͭͣͫO̺͗S̙̰͔̜̖̮̩͑͑́ͧ͂A̱̮̥̭̰̼̺̋ͨU͇̳ͬ̒̔͒̋̽̽͑̚R̙͗̿̎̏ͅ!͙͓̳̘̃͂̂̃͒!̼̓̀ͦͬ́̋̔!̻̥͇͍̞̘ͭͥ̏͆!̮́̓͂ͨ̒ͣͥ̚!̟̜̠̅̊ͯͯ̀ͣ̈̾
̹̤̹̩̻̑ͬͅ -
sadsam wrote:
This is me👆I like to keep my turf wars weapons in round numbers. Due to a miscalculation I have 1002 Lapuas, now I have a crisis, do I sell 2 or use all my money in the bank to buy 998 more?
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Detranger wrote:
I do exactly the same thing!I try to make things even, like if I tap something with the index finger on my right hand, I have to do the same for my left.
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₲яєєŋϻɑɳÐɪʂɪƞfø wrote:
HAHAHAHA̹̥͎̞̥̤ͪ̈́ͤ̅͋̇̓ͮͅͅỌ͚ͩ̅͒̄͊P̭̞̮̱̈̈̿E͓ͩ̈́̈͐̈̌͌͒N̞̠ͨ̿̈́̉͒ ̯̹̯͈ͣ̊͗̎ͥ̽T͔̝̬͕̗̽̾͋͂̎̌̀̚H̭̳̘̤̗͔͖ͭ͒̂̈͑̂̀̚E̯͙̹̻̪̠̜̓̐͆ ̗͔̋̑̆̓̐́̆D͙̱̠͚̠̏͆̾͗̔O̳͙͙͒O̗̤͖̥͙̪͙̜͌R̩̘̂̔ͣ̆ͣ̔ͬ͋!̳͙̠̦̞̩̭̼͚͊͌ͪ͊
͕͈̬̙̥͍͍̬ͣ̀͗ͅG͚̳̯͍̹̻̻̠͂͛ͦ̀̿̃̿̀Ė͎̯ͭ͐̾T̰̣̣̠̭̣̩̾ͦ̅̿ͣͩ̊̚̚ͅ ̩͖͍͎͛̑̎O̗̮͊̈́̍̓ͅN͈̠̪͓̼̯̄̌̅ͅͅ ͙ͯͫ̏T̙̥̖̠̯̮͕̒̉̽͗Ḧ̜͚̬͈̪̗́̄ͩ̇ͧͧͅE̦͉͇̭͂͌ ̥̻̯̳͓̫̾̆̚F̻̼̘̩̫̘̹͓͉ͫ̾͂L̘̝͍͍̲̫͆ͫ̽ͣ̆O͖̪̊O͔̳͔͔̳͂ͪͫR̠͕̝̍ͨ̍͆͊!̠̠̳͚͚̗͖͂ͧ̍ͣ͐ͭͨ̚
͍͚̻̘̟̦̙̥̈́̉̇͒̎E̖̫̤̓̔ͫ̋V̳̊̓̋̽Ḙ͚̋̾ͮͯͣ̿R̞̣͈͉̿Ý̤̫B̠͖̹̘͓͕̹̖̫ͧ̈́ͨͭ̒͌ͯ̚O̥͍̗̤̹̫̤͔̔͆D̦̫̭͎̻̹ͭ̾̽̓͐ͪY̳̰̲͈͔͇̫̦̆̽͑ ̲̬̤̰̣̆̋ͨͦͤW̦̖̮͓̦͈͖ͣ̿̽ͣA̫̪ͤ̈́ͩ͛̌ͥL͈̜̹̠̘ͦͧͤͅK̗̟͈̮̥̭͉̓̀͑ͅ ̪̳̘̮͎̬ͤ͛̄̓͆̍̍̓T̗ͭ̊̆H̻̜̱͈͓̋͂E͉͚̣̲̖ͦ̂̚ ͕̺̘͔͕̮̱͍̺ͪ̌͒ͥ̇D̥̗͎̩͚̩̳͈͑̂ͣͬͣI̻̙̼ͬ̈̀ͥͨ̇N̻̻̻̞̘̟͕̖̄ͭͣͫO̺͗S̙̰͔̜̖̮̩͑͑́ͧ͂A̱̮̥̭̰̼̺̋ͨU͇̳ͬ̒̔͒̋̽̽͑̚R̙͗̿̎̏ͅ!͙͓̳̘̃͂̂̃͒!̼̓̀ͦͬ́̋̔!̻̥͇͍̞̘ͭͥ̏͆!̮́̓͂ͨ̒ͣͥ̚!̟̜̠̅̊ͯͯ̀ͣ̈̾
̹̤̹̩̻̑ͬͅ -
I try to not hit the bumps when I'm switching lanes.
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When i see a car that looks just like the car of someone I know, I HAVE to look and see if it's them...even if i KNOW it's not. Like my friend who moved to Northern California, I still HAVE to check if he's in that red Toyota Matrix. My best friend - she doesn't have this car anymore, but when she did, I'd HAVE to check if she was in every 2003 (or whatever year it was) silver Toyota Rav 4, even though I knew it wasn't her because there wasn't a Chargers sticker on the rear window. Today I caught myself doing it to this blue POS Pontiac Grand Am that my ex hasn't had for like 4-5 years. I KNEW it wasn't him, but I HAD to check. Not only has he not had it for 4-5 years, but I dropped him off at the airport this morning! AND he left his car parked in front of my house!
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Me to! And I do the even weapons thing too.I try to not hit the bumps when I'm switching lanes.
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I sometimes draw and ink illustrations of various things, and then place them in magazines or books at the library or bookstore. I even draw maps, and write out specific directions to things I hide all over.
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I also leave riddles as small graffiti on dull looking buildings. They too are simple clues leading to little caches or objects I hide around Minneapolis.
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🐗Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🐗 wrote:
Why do that? You're only 22 away from a nice, round number.sadsam wrote:
This is me👆I like to keep my turf wars weapons in round numbers. Due to a miscalculation I have 1002 Lapuas, now I have a crisis, do I sell 2 or use all my money in the bank to buy 998 more?
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I can't seem to delete phone numbers from my contact list of deceased friends....almost like if I delete their contact I'm admitting they are really gone....
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Well i fell on my right wrist when i was younger and now every time i twist it it pops and i cant seem to stop poping it. I guarntee you in writing this i popped it like 4 times
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-talk to myself during soccer games. This pisses off the other team lol
-crack my toes
-think about what i could do if i couls freeze time
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ИЕШ☠⃝ВГЕЕD🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
I do the second and third all the time-talk to myself during soccer games. This pisses off the other team lol
-crack my toes
-think about what i could do if i couls freeze time
-play with my iPod case -
༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
I keep them too...I can't seem to delete phone numbers from my contact list of deceased friends....almost like if I delete their contact I'm admitting they are really gone....
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Ǥ͟г̴єɛɳϻa͞ŋ wrote:
I sometimes draw and ink illustrations of various things, and then place them in magazines or books at the library or bookstore. I even draw maps, and write out specific directions to things I hide all over.
I also leave riddles as small graffiti on dull looking buildings. They too are simple clues leading to little caches or objects I hide around Minneapolis.
really? i think i love you.
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