A Gas Day story - The Hansen Betrayal

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ULTЯΛVIØLΞT May 21, 2012

Hey everyone!
🔥🔥HAPPY GAS DAY!!!🔥🔥
Here's a true story about my alliance that recently took place. I decided to write it in honor of Gas Day.

The following strory is based on real events that took place on May 19th of 2012. Reader's descretion is advised.

The newborn alliance known as "Strix Militia" was gleaming with new inductees. The concept of a fair, kind, and powerful alliance looked promising. Strix Anarchy, the leader of the alliance, was enjoying a nice cup of iced tea on that hot May afternoon, when the inevitable happened.
One of the asscociates to the alliance went ape shit.
"I nearly choked on my Razzleberry!" yelled Strix Anarchy, trying to fight back the tears as he recalled the beginning of the event. The asscociate, x HANSEN FTW x, had decided that the Militia was useless and full of weak players. In an attempt to prove his point, he attacked Strix Anarchy with 14 car bombs that he obtained from cracking several bank safes.
ULTЯΛVIØLΞT May 21, 2012

The explosions wiped almost a quarter of his loot to oblivion.
Immediately, Strix called upon the aid of his alliance. No more than a minute later, air support from Strix Empire, Uncle Giovanni, and Lost Boy dropped on Hansen's turfs, destroying almost half of his 9k influence.
"It was fun," stated Strix Empire as he punched codes during the interview, "I love a good fight."

In less than an hour, Hansen was completely obliterated, and forced to delete all of his turfs. With the air support provided by the three members, Strix Anarchy was able to capture 2k worth of influence from the enemy.
ULTЯΛVIØLΞT May 21, 2012

But the fight wasn't over.
Hansen decided to target the smaller players of the militia. Strix Nation and Lost Boy began to lose influence as the traitor ripped through their turfs. Lost Boy, level 35 at the time, decided to fight back. He wiped out two turfs in a brave attempt to weaken Hansen. Unfortunately, Hansen was much stronger, and Lost Boy was sent to the emergency room with several gunshot wounds.
"Never let bullies win," stated Lost Boy as the Doc bandaged him up.

On the other side, Strix Anarchy was beginning his capping spree on the enemy. 27 turfs later, Hansen was crippled severely, and forced to sell his upkept weapons and armor. The short battle was victorious.
GreenManXphile May 21, 2012

I dare you to make me care less.
ULTЯΛVIØLΞT May 21, 2012

In the wake of the event, Lost Boy erected a turf titled "🇺🇸IN MEMORY🇺🇸", which stands as the Northernmost turf in the militia. Strix Anarchy deleted most of the capped turfs to prepare for Gas Day.

As we investigated further, we discovered this heartwarming message about the victory.
"Hey guys, great job. In that little fight I capped 27 Turf in all, couldn't have been possible without your air support. Together we made x Hansen FTW x delete over 7k influence and all his good weapons, and I'm 99% sure he quit the game. The Vendetta won't be needed any longer, so disband it Uncle G. Great job everyone! Our Militia actually works. "

👍THANKS FOR READING👍
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ May 21, 2012

It looks like he also sold all of his weapons.
ULTЯΛVIØLΞT May 21, 2012

🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
It looks like he also sold all of his weapons.

Yeah, I think he's done for a while.
GreenManXphile May 21, 2012

!!!!READING!!!! ARRRRrraaAaghhhh!!! Whyyyyy???
TheRamb Add: 86 May 21, 2012

Mmm bop, bop bop, do op.. I do it all for mmm bop.

Bop, bop a dooo.. Yeah ee yeah.
💯ᎮᎡᎸᎷᎬ💥 May 21, 2012

Justice 😁
Ojibwe May 21, 2012

Michigan!
Latn King May 21, 2012

WTF!!! I was left out of the attacks????!!!!!!
😱😭😢😭😱
🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 May 21, 2012

I was wondering what happened to him.....
⚪️ May 21, 2012

Very well written Lost Boy. Good job with the story and kicking Hansen in the rear!
RΛINMΛKΞR May 21, 2012

This story is beautiful 😢
RΛINMΛKΞR May 21, 2012

☣Kιηgs☠Aηαrςhy☣ wrote:
WTF!!! I was left out of the attacks????!!!!!!
😱😭😢😭😱

Sorry man, things happend so fast and so unexpected, I had no time to inform the entire militia.
Latn King May 21, 2012

Ok then, sorry for the horse head then. 😉
RΛINMΛKΞR May 22, 2012

☣Kιηgs☠Aηαrςhy☣ wrote:
Ok then, sorry for the horse head then. 😉

Hahah, just 🔥 G-Day 🔥fun!