๐ฎ๐โ๐Closing Of Borgtanimo๐โ๐๐ฎ
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Due to government overruns and budgetary cuts, the area of Sydney known as Borgtanimo will soon be closing. Designed to hold twfc prisoners, the shut down which began months ago will soon be complete as the remaining inmates are euthanized or deported to their host country. As many of their fellow Jihadists have previously departed, last night Elliot-s and Beasty were boarded upon flights taking back to their countries of origin. Cash strapped Jackd and others have fled or been cleared.
The Allied forces of Borg/Dbr/TWS (โ ) are nearly complete with their operations as only a few invaders remain.
We realize that some of the inmates have escaped the crushing vice of justice and fled to the the National Park to the south, but they shall be no threat there in the wilderness, and will soon starve from lack of resources.
We thank the citizens of Australia for hosting these criminals for a time, but we shall respect your wishes to cleanse the area and finally close the gates of Borgtanimo forever.
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๐THAT'S F**KING GOLD
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Plz don't forget to take ur rubbish with u!!
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Yes well done burp fart burp fact
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Add TAZ wrote:
I like the 'fact' bit on the end.Yes well done burp fart burp fact
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Add TAZ wrote:
๐๐๐ saving random the trouble eh?Yes well done burp fart burp fact
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Niceeeeee.
Well done havoc! -
Random will comment lol
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Great effort team H@VDBรธRg... And thanks Missy for making it easy for us ๐
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Lmao. Kinda like bejing
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Nice one havoc!
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What happened?? Where's Borgtanimo? I can't see anything....
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Wasn't this billed as the ultimate showdown between h@vdbรธrg vs twfc.. Agreed by both sides as far as I remember. Looks like we won ๐
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๐ถit's a celebration!๐ถ -
To Allied security force members: There's still work to be done as several inmates are still on the lose. Recent posts in the UK Pal room indicate that inmate Smasher35 has been wounded in the buttocks (i.e., "Butthurt") and his profused bleeding may cause further disturbances. These anal swellings should subside within 24-48 hours according to our medical experts. In the meantime security personel are advised to simply wear their Haz-Mat suits as a barrier from the fecal flinging.
Our Medical Expert, Crazy Redneck, is expected to comment on the situation soon; stay tuned.
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=Casualties Xs 100
There has been lots of bloodshed on both sides of the Borgtanimo fences, several injured footing by walking though the trenches of broken alcohol bottles laying all about. It's as if verses from the book of revelations were being played out word. (to be continued) -
Just remember who's back garden we are in . We've been there for over six months . Granted your taking full advantage of the low mob "scenario".
You won't find any of our enemies in our home towns for that long. Many have tried , all have failed ๐๐
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King Leonidas wrote:
Just remember who's back garden we are in . We've been there for over six months . Granted your taking full advantage of the low mob "scenario".
You won't find any of our enemies in our home towns for that long. Many have tried , all have failed ๐๐
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โ HฮVOCโ wrote:
Due to government overruns and budgetary cuts, the area of Sydney known as Borgtanimo will soon be closing. Designed to hold twfc prisoners, the shut down which began months ago will soon be complete as the remaining inmates are euthanized or deported to their host country. As many of their fellow Jihadists have previously departed, last night Elliot-s and Beasty were boarded upon flights taking back to their countries of origin. Cash strapped Jackd and others have fled or been cleared.
The Allied forces of Borg/Dbr/TWS (โ ) are nearly complete with their operations as only a few invaders remain.
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Damn, you're a great writer. Always a fun read.
๐ฅ๐โฝ๐น๐ฅ Happy gas day! ๐ฅ๐นโฝ๐๐ฅ -
King Leonidas wrote:
Just remember who's back garden we are in . We've been there for over six months . Granted your taking full advantage of the low mob "scenario".
You won't find any of our enemies in our home towns for that long. Many have tried , all have failed ๐๐
Thank you for your comments, inmate Leonidas. Unfortunately, while you may be a king in your hometown, here in borgtonimo you are referred to as "detainee 1547".
We did notice some smaller stature combatants had been captured, including detainee #35 (smasher), therefore, per Geneva conventions, we employeed smaller stature security forces to cope with them. I can assure you that no international laws or conventions have been broken or misused during this relocation process of you and your fellow Jihadists.
To expedite this relocation process, please have your scarves and burquas packed and ready for immediate departure. Thank you, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
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Fucking epic.
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DNA samples are currently being analyzed and being matched with their correct owners. This is a timely process and I may have to take samples from other areas around the globe to properly identify the correct owners. H@Ving the proper scientific implements from the H@VFAM Medical Center will greatly increase my DNA research and it's productivity to preform a quality and thorough search. In other medical news there are some of the inmates on Borgtanimo that just absolutely refuse to hold still long enough for medical treatment. Don't worry for the prescriptions that you all obtained from me were wrongfully misdiagnosed to cause a slow painful death as its number one side affect. Fleeing is not an option for it only will increase the death. So just sit still and we will be along shortly to put you out of your Borgtanimo misery.
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So a small island is lost and a large area of north Sydney is taken - sounds like a fair trade off to me. Do you ever actually look at the map Havoc or do you just buy into the fact that you are too important because Borg and remnants of a once decent fighting alliance called DBR kiss your ass. Long and short of it is your purported victory is hollow and you are still a useless cock! ๐ฟ๐
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๐ฟS.i.Nโข๐ฟ wrote:
So a small island is lost and a large area of north Sydney is taken - sounds like a fair trade off to me. Do you ever actually look at the map Havoc or do you just buy into the fact that you are too important because Borg and remnants of a once decent fighting alliance called DBR kiss your ass. Long and short of it is your purported victory is hollow and you are still a useless cock! ๐ฟ๐
๐This message from detainee #666 (sin) has been analyzed through our shit-to-text converter. The results are as follows:
Waaa๐ญWaaaaa๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญWaaaaaaaa๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Nothing to see here. That is all, thank you.
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Anyone who is incluned to believe Havoc hyperbole just look at the island he is talking about then look at north Sydney. Map doesn't lie so Havoc must! Simplez ๐ฟ๐
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สโโณโคใโใ โ โโ สา wrote:
....Fleeing is not an option for it only will increase the death. So just sit still and we will be along shortly to put you out of your Borgtanimo misery.
It appears detainee #101 (deanokc) has broken free from the restaining straps while his medicine was being administered, and has fled to the National Park. Gophers, Kangaroos and Tree Frogs have been alerted as no actual humans inhabit that area.
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โ HฮVOCโ wrote:
What model are you using? I tested out the latest shit2txt 4.7 device and it came out slightly different๐ฟS.i.Nโข๐ฟ wrote:
So a small island is lost and a large area of north Sydney is taken - sounds like a fair trade off to me. Do you ever actually look at the map Havoc or do you just buy into the fact that you are too important because Borg and remnants of a once decent fighting alliance called DBR kiss your ass. Long and short of it is your purported victory is hollow and you are still a useless cock! ๐ฟ๐
๐This message from detainee #666 (sin) has been analyzed through our shit-to-text converter. The results are as follows:
Waaa๐ญWaaaaa๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญWaaaaaaaa๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Nothing to see here. That is all, thank you.
Waaa!!๐ญ๐ญ
Kiss!!!!๐ข๐ข๐ข
DBR!!!๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
I HATE U!๐ญ๐ญ -
โฒษฦษัษฦ โณลษฦษษฦ wrote:
โ HฮVOCโ wrote:
What model are you using? I tested out the latest shit2txt 4.7 device and it came out slightly different๐ฟS.i.Nโข๐ฟ wrote:
๐This message from detainee #666 (sin) has been analyzed through our shit-to-text converter. The results are as follows:
Waaa๐ญWaaaaa๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญWaaaaaaaa๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Nothing to see here. That is all, thank you.
Waaa!!๐ญ๐ญ
Kiss!!!!๐ข๐ข๐ข
DBR!!!๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
I HATE U!๐ญ๐ญThank you General. I will upgrade our shit2text device and use it on their next transmission.
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๐ฟS.i.Nโข๐ฟ wrote:
Anyone who is incluned to believe Havoc hyperbole just look at the island he is talking about then look at north Sydney. Map doesn't lie so Havoc must! Simplez ๐ฟ๐
Upgraded to Shit2Text converter version 4.7 and results are as follows:
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๐ฟS.i.Nโข๐ฟ Says:
Waaaa๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Change the subject๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Quick everyone over here๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
My ass hurts๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Are you guys OK ? I hate Borg!๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ--------
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Wonder if maybe I get 4k henchman this time Nick...?
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