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Join me on an adventure. Today we will be taking a tour of the Turf Wars Museum. Please refrain from touching the exhibits and try to have a good time!
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
One time I got kicked out of the zoo bc they told me not to feed the 🐒's and I fed one a cheerio. True Story ✌Join me on an adventure. Today we will be taking a tour of the Turf Wars Museum. Please refrain from touching the exhibits and try to have a good time!
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As you walk through the automatic doors, you will see a window full of colorful toys and cool soveneirs. That is the gift shop. Please stay with the group, we will be visiting the gift shop at the end.
On you're right is the Ancient People wing, where you learn about Turfers of the Golden Age. We will be visiting there first. Please follow me. -
This tour is lame
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Is their a gift shop?
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Are there Free Brens in the gift shop?😊
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Hugh Jass wrote:
Your name is lame. ShhhThis tour is lame
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🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
You "V" is lame. I'm trying to listen so shut up pleaseHugh Jass wrote:
Your name is lame. ShhhThis tour is lame
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Hugh Jass wrote:
While making negative income.🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
You "V" is lame. I'm trying to listen so shut up pleaseHugh Jass wrote:
Your name is lame. ShhhThis tour is lame
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In the ancient people wing, the first person we will learn about is Gasface. Born in AN(after nick)13 Gasface lived a quiet life as a child. As he grew, he began to realize his strength and felt it necessary to challenge the tribe leader in a fight to the death battle. Gasface easily won, taking control of the Mobbus Tribe. Gasface was a kind leader and a valiant warrior. When Gasface had a son, he was very happy. His son became a very powerful commander in the tribe and won many a battle with his father. Ten one day, Gasfaces son got together a couple of friends and began plotting Gasfaces assassination. Gasface soon learned and decided on a course of action. He led his tribe into battle and conquered the whole Turf Wars kingdom before committing suicide in AN34. His son then assume control of the tribe and led it peacefully until his death. After Gasfaces son died, the next tribe leader started holding wrestling matches in the name of Gasface. The leaders name was Johnny O.
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Please visit the gift shop right now my friends. It is time for my break. (Dinner)
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Can i become capo of the Turf Wars Museum?
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*goes into gift shop* BREAK ALL THE THINGS!!!
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Across the way from Gasface, there is thuglife. Thuglife was born in AD83 in the small town of Mobbia. In Mobbia, thuglife grew in size very quickly an soon towered over his fellow brothers and sisters. Thuglife was a very good fighter. He was always the bet wrestler and was the leader of the mob troops. With his power, thuglife felt he could take over the world. He went and conquered many place until he qa brought down. The people who defeated thuglife and his army put him in the kings court to see what to do with him. After a public vote, thuglife was banished into the Forrest of Bullies. Soon his family hit their growth spurts and were able to keep him away from the kingdom forever. Thuglife O's not dead though, he makes appearances at local gatherings but is soon driven away so that he cannot do anymore of his dark and foul deeds.
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Next on your left, you can see mama tek. Tek was a great person in the ancient times and was well respected. Tek wooed many a rich nobles and made all laugh. Mama tek grew up in the large city of Mobatopia. She was taught by her mother to be a calm and fair lady on the outside, but a fierce warrior on the inside. Her personality won her lots of friends. She has since retired to her country home but makes appearances on random days. Those days are deeply cherished.
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Belial next!
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After mama tek, there is Manga Nelli. Nelli was the best military commander of the olden days. He led legions and legions of men that dwarfed his fellow commanders. He was well respected and won many fights. Nelli had a kind heart and did not abuse his power. With the new age of learning and architecture, Nelli lost his will to fight. He slowly decline until he was but a small memory. Nelli has since started making a comeback, and is cheers on for by his old friends. Moving on...
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Good stuff 👍
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On Manga Nelli's right is Belial. Belial was a historic politician that was very well respected. In his youth, Belial became a great leader. He led his small kingdom of noobs very well and had the biggest army in the world. After winning many battles, Belial lost the will to fight. He soon realized fighting was not the answer. So he stepped down from his position and went out in search of a new way of life. On his travels, Belial found this old man living in a hut. The old man blathered on about politics and claimed to be Belials fater. Belial decided the man was truthful and took off after his fater. He became a trusted advisor for the king and had a great mind. Belial became bored with life though, and he once again left the kingdom in search for a better life. No one has seen him since.
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And last in the Ancient People wing is Misty Dunn. Misty was the queen of the ancient world, ruling along side her beloved, Mickey, who still in fact rules. Misty was a kind hearted woman who was fair and kind. She ruled with an iron fist though, and squashed all opposition. While on the throne, Misty began thinking, what is the purpose of life? She soon deserted the throne and left Mickey in search for the answer. Misty will be missed.
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We are exiting the Ancient People Wing. Please take another break.
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Wait, you have an entire wing full of the dead bodies of past vets? Weird hobby bro, but I won't judge.
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Lol. No, they are wax figures, don't worry. (The bodies are in the basement😜)Wait, you have an entire wing full of the dead bodies of past vets? Weird hobby bro, but I won't judge.
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The next wing is the Hustoric Site wing. It is all about the most historic battles and turf. Please follow along and enjoy.
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The first place is the Bort turf. Bort turf was a small place that quickly grew in size under the rule of Itchy area. Itchy area led the Bort turf kindly and tenderly. The people that came from the Bort turf were all prophets. They went around spreading the word of Bort and doing miracles. Some miracles included instant capos. The re-rise of Bort was led by Get Some, who believed that Bort was the most historic and important places. He spread the word of Bort and the prophets of Bort made Bort the official religion of TW for a short time.
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This is making me tear up remembering all the greats that you noobs drove away
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The second site is the place where the ECS vs Brown Note battle took place. In the battle, Brown Note felt it needed to taunt ECS. He began to fight the local ECS leaders and destroyed their DC stronghold. He then did the same in Philidelphia, Baltimore, and New York City. They were soon cleansed of ECS. Then ECS retaliated and set up a defensive alliance against Brown Note. They later talked it out and settled their differences. This is a model of where the major war took place.
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I'm sorry, you're tour guide has to go to lunch. He will be back in two hours. (Somebody can take over for a while)
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I will take over... Oh yes.. Thread hijack initiated! Muahahahaha!!! Until I get bored that is.
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If you follow me down this damp, dark, stone spiral staircase, you will find yourself in a huge, musty, cavernous room. To your right, you see a hallway. This leads to Galbatorix's collection of dead bodies of 'retired' players... To your left, you will find a room full of various torture devices; Chinese water torture, the egg, the limb-ripper, a collection of Dubstep CDs, etc.
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Don't think either of have been around long enough.I will take over... Oh yes.. Thread hijack initiated! Muahahahaha!!! Until I get bored that is.
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