Colour text, omertà's, Xbox and Wii

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♠️ADD TURFA♠️ May 20, 2012

This is a bullshit story I wrote,
It's about three wise men on a boat.
They muttered and mumbled,
Then one of them grumbled,
General discussion's all jumbled!

So they sat and they talked,
And the more they thought,
Well, the more they balked,
At the idea of fixing general discussion.

Now one was named Jeffery,
Another one was named Henry,
And the last was called Jack.
Jeffery wasn't Australian,
And Henry wasn't Asian,
But Jack was partly martian.

Their races are not relevant,
As none of them were elegant,
They posted bullocks in GD,
Cos they believed speech was free.
Henry asked about colour text,
At which Jack was rather vexed,
And Jeffery asked
'What's better, sex or Wii?'
Well Jack was disgusted,
And just sat and masturbusted
(well it had to rhyme with disgusted)
And they never solved the problem,
Of what omertà's are good for!
Jack was a bore,
At him Jeff swore,
But Henry did more.

... and to finish the story, the boat sailed into the distant horizon with all three wise men still talking shit 😏
Calgary357 May 20, 2012

Lmao. Brought a tear to me eye.
Hyena May 20, 2012

Guess your 72 hours are up. Welcome back Turfa and a great read. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 May 20, 2012

Hyena wrote:
Guess your 72 hours are up. Welcome back Turfa and a great read. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 May 20, 2012

༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Hyena wrote:
Guess your 72 hours are up. Welcome back Turfa and a great read. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

7⃣1⃣👍🚌
👏👏👏👍👍
ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) May 20, 2012

🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Hyena wrote:
Guess your 72 hours are up. Welcome back Turfa and a great read. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

7⃣1⃣👍🚌
👏👏👏👍👍
👏👏👏👍👍
〓SHЯIИUT〓 May 20, 2012

Epic! You are outstanding sir.
No more self bans.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ May 20, 2012

Haha thanks everyone 😏😉
Visɧɓuɱe May 20, 2012

Great stuff from the great Turfa.