Dear motorcycles.

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Calgary357 May 18, 2012

I know it's time toget them out of the garage and your eager to ride, but please. Have some decency to people in much bigger vehicles who can't slow down as fast as you.

Signed: the guy driving the five ton.
༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ May 18, 2012

Calgary357 wrote:
I know it's time toget them out of the garage and your eager to ride, but please. Have some decency to people in much bigger vehicles who can't slow down as fast as you.

Signed: the guy driving the five ton.

😹
Ojibwe May 18, 2012

Dear 5-ton, don't ride my ass when I'm on a motorcycle please.
Calgary357 May 18, 2012

Ojibwe wrote:
Dear 5-ton, don't ride my ass when I'm on a motorcycle please.

I fully agree sir. I try to be a polite driver, I will let you in when you signal, and I will take outside lane when you merge. Cut me off, all bets are off.
The Red Queen May 18, 2012

Calgary357 wrote:
Ojibwe wrote:
Dear 5-ton, don't ride my ass when I'm on a motorcycle please.

I fully agree sir. I try to be a polite driver, I will let you in when you signal, and I will take outside lane when you merge. Cut me off, all bets are off.

Yeah, I can't remember a truck ever tailgating me. It's those bastards in the BMWs.
Calgary357 May 18, 2012

On highways I will get close to a semi, but those are the only things I can draft :p
ⓉⓎⓁⒺⓇ ⒹⓊⓇⒹⒺⓃ May 18, 2012

Dear everyone else on the road,

I bought a bike for the thrill. I ride reckless because it's the bees knees. If I die on the road, it will be a death I would be ok with.(8 years riding, 0 accidents)

Thank you,
DYM
fydge May 18, 2012

doin-ur-mom wrote:
Dear everyone else on the road,

I bought a bike for the thrill. I ride reckless because it's the bees knees. If I die on the road, it will be a death I would be ok with.(8 years riding, 0 accidents)

Thank you,
DYM

I can tell by your name alone that you are an idiot and class a douchebag you are the reason he Posted this in the first Place
Sincerely,
Concerned American citizen
slugger89 May 18, 2012

doin-ur-mom wrote:
Dear everyone else on the road,

I bought a bike for the thrill. I ride reckless because it's the bees knees. If I die on the road, it will be a death I would be ok with.(8 years riding, 0 accidents)

Thank you,
DYM

8 years and no accidents!? Wow! God bless your soul. But you know what they say about us riders..."there are those who have fallen and those who will fall" sucks but I've lived with that since I started riding. Ride safe and don't go by the motto I like to say to friends. "live fast, die young"✌
nicky the blade May 18, 2012

fydge wrote:
doin-ur-mom wrote:
Dear everyone else on the road,

I bought a bike for the thrill. I ride reckless because it's the bees knees. If I die on the road, it will be a death I would be ok with.(8 years riding, 0 accidents)

Thank you,
DYM

I can tell by your name alone that you are an idiot and class a douchebag you are the reason he Posted this in the first Place
Sincerely,
Concerned American citizen
Agreed^
And also the fact that you're reckless with your own life does not mean you are allowed to endanger the lives of other people.
ULTЯΛVIØLΞT May 18, 2012

They just legalized a no-helmets law here in MI, but this week they tightened the "click it or ticket" campaign.
Does that make ANY sense?
Tlj May 18, 2012

nicky the blade wrote:
fydge wrote:
doin-ur-mom wrote:
Dear everyone else on the road,

I bought a bike for the thrill. I ride reckless because it's the bees knees. If I die on the road, it will be a death I would be ok with.(8 years riding, 0 accidents)

Thank you,
DYM

I can tell by your name alone that you are an idiot and class a douchebag you are the reason he Posted this in the first Place
Sincerely,
Concerned American citizen
Agreed^
And also the fact that you're reckless with your own life does not mean you are allowed to endanger the lives of other people.
Yeah...I don't want my taxes paying for your ambulance ride because you were reckless on the road.
Ѵɪɴᴎγ May 18, 2012

༄Løsτ☣☠Bφy༄ wrote:
They just legalized a no-helmets law here in MI, but this week they tightened the "click it or ticket" campaign.
Does that make ANY sense?

Since when does law or congress or any of that make sense?
And I swear... One day I'm going to buy a big truck with one of those police bumpers on it.. And if you ride my tail, I'm going to let you pass, and then catch up to you and put a huge dent in your bumper!

Sincerely,
The guy who hates you for leaving your brights on and staying behind me the whole way home.
Calgary357 May 18, 2012

doin-ur-mom wrote:
Dear everyone else on the road,

I bought a bike for the thrill. I ride reckless because it's the bees knees. If I die on the road, it will be a death I would be ok with.(8 years riding, 0 accidents)

Thank you,
DYM

To each their own I reckon. Personally I also don't want to live the rest of my life knowing I was driving a vehicle that took you out.
😎😎 May 18, 2012

Dear ppl in cars, trucks, don't pull out if front of motorcycles cuz u figure they will swerve to miss u, shoulder check when changing lanes we are smaller so it may be harder to see us. Don't cut us off and then give us the finger just because ur in a bigger vehicle. If I'm in the next lane over, it's my lane do not come into my lane forcing me to move onto the shoulder or sidewalk.
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ May 18, 2012

Dear people in cars,

Don't merge into my lane and act like you "didn't see me". You forced me out of my lane. I wasn't behind you either cause I saw your Droid get closer and closer. My life is at stake, yours isn't. Next time it happens I will rip my helmet off, smash your window in with it and drive off. I have no tag and you can't track it.
Signed,

Pissed off CBR 929RR (Fireblade)
✠ᏰᎥɠ CօטีɲדᎡყ✠ May 18, 2012

As a firefighter, just responded to a solo motorcycle accident today. The driver had a passenger behind him. He wasn't wearing a helmet and she was. Needless to say, he was DOA and she was air lifted. Wheter or not your state has a helmet law or not, you should wear one! Yes most of you say it's just a brain bucket but they do save lives
Kᴈᵞᶊᴈᴿ May 18, 2012

Dear idiots with samsung note to their left ear,

The reason you almost had a heart attack when I slapped your window was because you had that massive phone glued to your head and you didn't try to check your blind spot. Watch out because next time I might just have purchased a nice 21 inch asp extendable baton that I will use to smash your window and then part of your skull.

Your friend
Keyser on the Honda Shadow
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 May 18, 2012

Rofl.
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 May 18, 2012

Dear guy who speeds up to keep me from coming over as soon as you see my signal to change lanes;
I have really good insurance, and I'm coming over anyways. My signal is an alert, not a permission slip. Enjoy the ditch and the time you spend with triple A today😁
🔰🌹Add GODESS🌹🔰 May 18, 2012

༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Dear guy who speeds up to keep me from coming over as soon as you see my signal to change lanes;
I have really good insurance, and I'm coming over anyways. My signal is an alert, not a permission slip. Enjoy the ditch and the time you spend with triple A today😁

😂👍
I've accually had fun doing this 😊

Also
Dear impatient guy in the fancy car,

I'm in a VUE your in a car. Ride my ass, so close i can read your phone, and I will break check you. My bumper has survived 3 accidents with not even a scratch...
Will your car??
It's a speed limit not a speed minimum....

Signed the Godess
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 18, 2012

Dear, the bastards in the imported convertible

This is not my bike, therefor I have to be more careful with it.
Just because You got in behind me does not give you permission to tap me, hink at me, swear at me- cause I'm not maxing the gauges.
I Will not be bouncing off your bumper. Instead, you'll meet my pocket full of ball bearings at 65mph . Good luck explaining that to insurance.
Signed, the yellow BMW R1150 GS
Add: Brae May 18, 2012

༄Løsτ☣☠Bφy༄ wrote:
They just legalized a no-helmets law here in MI, but this week they tightened the "click it or ticket" campaign.
Does that make ANY sense?

It's survival of the fittest at work me thinks...
🇺🇸U͚S͚M͚C͚🇺🇸 May 18, 2012

Jon Allen wrote:
Dear people in cars,

Don't merge into my lane and act like you "didn't see me". You forced me out of my lane. I wasn't behind you either cause I saw your Droid get closer and closer. My life is at stake, yours isn't. Next time it happens I will rip my helmet off, smash your window in with it and drive off. I have no tag and you can't track it.
Signed,

Pissed off CBR 929RR (Fireblade)

👍
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ May 18, 2012

🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Dear, the bastards in the imported convertible

This is not my bike, therefor I have to be more careful with it.
Just because You got in behind me does not give you permission to tap me, hink at me, swear at me- cause I'm not maxing the gauges.
I Will not be bouncing off your bumper. Instead, you'll meet my pocket full of ball bearings at 65mph . Good luck explaining that to insurance.
Signed, the yellow BMW R1150 GS

I personally use pennies. Very effective at 55+ mph. for minor incidents I have magnets at the end of my bars
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ May 18, 2012

Get off my ass, truck!