👊💢 Bucket List 👼💀
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You have 1 month to live, what are the first 5-10 thing you are going to do that you haven't done before, before you hit the bucket.
1. Go skydiving.
2. Get in a sword fight to the death, or resignation.
3. Get in a police car chase.
4. Get shot
5. Dress up as an old man and sit on my rocking chair on my porch with a shot gun, and just stare at people as they walk by.
6. Fly a plane
7. Fake my death. -
1. Conquer my fear of hights by skydiving
2. Go to Cali or florida :D
3. Shoot a gun (not at some one)
4. Smoke 1000 lbs of weed with all my close friends And relatives
5. Donate everything I got to the churchI'm sorry if #4 was inappropriate
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Headquarters wrote:
You never shot a gun before?1. Conquer my fear of hights by skydiving
2. Go to Cali or florida :D
3. Shoot a gun (not at some one)
4. Smoke 1000 lbs of weed with all my close friends And relatives
5. Donate everything I got to the churchI'm sorry if #4 was inappropriate
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Was just talking about this with a friend at lunch.
He has a bucket list.
I disagree with the whole concept. When I'm dead, I won't regret not having done certain activities. I'll be happy before I die knowing that happiness is the little things in life. Skydiving and sex in wierd places aren't necessary for real happiness. Just keep your life slightly above homeostasis and you will beat the average.
I'll take a cold beer on a hot day. I can't see how it can be better than that.
How about the opposite of a bucket list? How many more rectal exams and kidney stones will you endure before you die? How many heart attacks before your last?
I don't need the list of crap. Just let it end peacefully.
(this is what happens when you grow up at Disney World)
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Suck down a few doses of gemcytobine and carbo platin.
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I believe it's called "kick the bucket". That being said, I can think of too many things to list here.
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Pick the cow I get to eat for a cheeseburger, like people pick lobsters at restaurants.
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Headquarters wrote:
#4 is always good. It's #2 that stinks.1. Conquer my fear of hights by skydiving
2. Go to Cali or florida :D
3. Shoot a gun (not at some one)
4. Smoke 1000 lbs of weed with all my close friends And relatives
5. Donate everything I got to the churchI'm sorry if #4 was inappropriate
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Get 100k mob
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Trauger Jogger wrote:
😂😂😂Pick the cow I get to eat for a cheeseburger, like people pick lobsters at restaurants.
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1. Kill Chuck Norris 🎉 🚬
2. Win the lottery 💰💰
3. Give my tw account to my closest tw friend 🎩
4. Fly in a AC130 ✈
5. Find the person who created the mosquitoe and bit** slap them 👋
5. Open up a strip joint 🎉🎉
6. Party with Willy Nelson and Snoop Dog 🚬🍻🍺🍔🍟
7. Meet everyone that plays turf wars 🚕✈⛵🚤
8. Find Waldo 👀
9. Swim with sharks 🏊
10. Last but not least die happy!! 🎅💣 -
Trauger Jogger wrote:
Pick the cow I get to eat for a cheeseburger, like people pick lobsters at restaurants.
They have never let me pick the lobster! Even upon request! Has anyone ever actually gotten do to that?! Heh, when my wife was young her grand dad let her pick a cow to eat. Hell yeah farmin!! -
1. Challenge all the top level mobsters
2. Cry pitifully at my leveled turf
3. Jump in a tornado
4. Tick off every country in the world
5. Live in Antarctica
6. Bomb stuff with stealth bomber
7. Put a jet engine on a boat and take it for a spin
8. Become the number one newb in the world
9. Kiss my girlfriend goodbye
10. Find a nuke and fly on it somewhere
11. Die an epic and newbish death
(btw #9 I LIED!!!)
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Brown🎵Note😲 wrote:
Brown note I've missed your logic.Was just talking about this with a friend at lunch.
He has a bucket list.
I disagree with the whole concept. When I'm dead, I won't regret not having done certain activities. I'll be happy before I die knowing that happiness is the little things in life. Skydiving and sex in wierd places aren't necessary for real happiness. Just keep your life slightly above homeostasis and you will beat the average.
I'll take a cold beer on a hot day. I can't see how it can be better than that.
How about the opposite of a bucket list? How many more rectal exams and kidney stones will you endure before you die? How many heart attacks before your last?
I don't need the list of crap. Just let it end peacefully.
(this is what happens when you grow up at Disney World)
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Ypu never smoked 1000lbs of weed before?Headquarters wrote:
You never shot a gun before?1. Conquer my fear of hights by skydiving
2. Go to Cali or florida :D
3. Shoot a gun (not at some one)
4. Smoke 1000 lbs of weed with all my close friends And relatives
5. Donate everything I got to the churchI'm sorry if #4 was inappropriate
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AssassinUnknown 1 hour ago Quote
1. Challenge all the top level mobsters
2. Cry pitifully at my leveled turf
3. Jump in a tornado
4. Tick off every country in the world
5. Live in Antarctica
6. Bomb stuff with stealth bomber
7. Put a jet engine on a boat and take it for a spin
8. Become the number one newb in the world
9. Kiss my girlfriend goodbye
10. Find a nuke and fly on it somewhere
11. Die an epic and newbish death
(btw #9 I LIED!!!)
💩😜💩Number 8# fulfilled by spelling noob wrong (at least I think)
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BROOKLYNITE™ wrote:
Nahh Cali is amazing idk about floridaHeadquarters wrote:
#4 is always good. It's #2 that stinks.1. Conquer my fear of hights by skydiving
2. Go to Cali or florida :D
3. Shoot a gun (not at some one)
4. Smoke 1000 lbs of weed with all my close friends And relatives
5. Donate everything I got to the churchI'm sorry if #4 was inappropriate
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If I knew I was going to die soon, I guess I would stop giving a fuck about consequences. I don't have a list of stuff I would do, but EVERY SINGLE THING that crossed my mind, I would do on the spot, regardless of the consequences, because I wouldn't give a fuck. Basically, I would have a 24/7 'fuck it, I'm going to do it' mentality
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Donnie Blingo wrote:
I mean, rly manSammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
You never smoked 1000lbs of weed before?Headquarters wrote:
You never shot a gun before?1. Conquer my fear of hights by skydiving
2. Go to Cali or florida :D
3. Shoot a gun (not at some one)
4. Smoke 1000 lbs of weed with all my close friends And relatives
5. Donate everything I got to the churchI'm sorry if #4 was inappropriate
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One would be to go shark cage diving! Always thought it'd be cool to be up close to a 18' great white! Or if your really in for a thrill and don't care if you die now or a month later dive with sharks without the cage 😳😉
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MINNESOTA👊NICE👊 wrote:
1. Isn't possible1. Kill Chuck Norris 🎉 🚬
2. Win the lottery 💰💰
3. Give my tw account to my closest tw friend 🎩
4. Fly in a AC130 ✈
5. Find the person who created the mosquitoe and bit** slap them 👋
5. Open up a strip joint 🎉🎉
6. Party with Willy Nelson and Snoop Dog 🚬🍻🍺🍔🍟
7. Meet everyone that plays turf wars 🚕✈⛵🚤
8. Find Waldo 👀
9. Swim with sharks 🏊
10. Last but not least die happy!! 🎅💣 -
Donnie Blingo wrote:
I'm surprised at both I'm 14 and have shot almost every shotgun a lot of revolvers a few pistols and a lot of rifles including the mosin-nagat (idk), M1 garand (grand?), and blunderbuss (plus a few powder muskets)Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Ypu never smoked 1000lbs of weed before?Headquarters wrote:
You never shot a gun before?1. Conquer my fear of hights by skydiving
2. Go to Cali or florida :D
3. Shoot a gun (not at some one)
4. Smoke 1000 lbs of weed with all my close friends And relatives
5. Donate everything I got to the churchI'm sorry if #4 was inappropriate
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Headquarters wrote:
How do you go from smoking weed to donating to church. Weed is 👎👎👎 😜😜😜1. Conquer my fear of hights by skydiving
2. Go to Cali or florida :D
3. Shoot a gun (not at some one)
4. Smoke 1000 lbs of weed with all my close friends And relatives
5. Donate everything I got to the churchI'm sorry if #4 was inappropriate
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-Be a member of a scholarly think tank.
-Write at least one book and get it published.
-Write a screenplay.
-Ride shotgun in a Secret Service evasive driving training session.
-Eventually cash in my credit card reward points to ride in a MIG jet fighter.
-Learn from an Acended Master.
-Search for Shangri-la.
-Go to Coachella, Lollapalooza, Austin City Limits, Burning Man, and Reading festival, all in the same year.
-Take five months and just drive around the country.
-Do more urban exploration under St. Paul. (it's crazy how expansive the utilities tunnels under St. Paul, MN are. They go through natural caves, and each section of the man made tunnels were built in different eras, and are miles and miles long. I don't know why I don't go down there more often...) -
-kill a hitman before he kills me.
-donate my Rife microscope to a worthy person, or group.
-continue working on being a good man,
-hopefully be one of the first people to overcome old age.
-see a better world community. -
GreenManxphile wrote:
You should see the secret tunnels we uncovered under D.C during construction.-Be a member of a scholarly think tank.
-Write at least one book and get it published.
-Write a screenplay.
-Ride shotgun in a Secret Service evasive driving training session.
-Eventually cash in my credit card reward points to ride in a MIG jet fighter.
-Learn from an Acended Master.
-Search for Shangri-la.
-Go to Coachella, Lollapalooza, Austin City Limits, Burning Man, and Reading festival, all in the same year.
-Take five months and just drive around the country.
-Do more urban exploration under St. Paul. (it's crazy how expansive the utilities tunnels under St. Paul, MN are. They go through natural caves, and each section of the man made tunnels were built in different eras, and are miles and miles long. I don't know why I don't go down there more often...) -
💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
You should see the secret tunnels we uncovered under D.C during construction.
I should eh? Care to elaborate? I know exactly what you are talking about by the way. But explain it more. It's an interesting circumstance. I'm sure most people would love to hear your story about them! I would! -
Zip line
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GreenManxphile wrote:
Well every once in a while we remodeled or erected a new building in D.C.We would uncover these tunnel entrances many buildings had them at the very bottem of the basement.We were always instructed to seal them up with brick or block,then they would put a wall infront of them.I never got to go inside them because we would get in trouble.Many times the secret service had to be informed.I remember peeking inside on of them it was huge,you could drive a truck under there.💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
You should see the secret tunnels we uncovered under D.C during construction.
I should eh? Care to elaborate? I know exactly what you are talking about by the way. But explain it more. It's an interesting circumstance. I'm sure most people would love to hear your story about them! I would! -
MINNESOTA👊NICE👊 wrote:
No offense but how are you still alive after saying #1?😳1. Kill Chuck Norris 🎉 🚬
2. Win the lottery 💰💰
3. Give my tw account to my closest tw friend 🎩
4. Fly in a AC130 ✈
5. Find the person who created the mosquitoe and bit** slap them 👋
5. Open up a strip joint 🎉🎉
6. Party with Willy Nelson and Snoop Dog 🚬🍻🍺🍔🍟
7. Meet everyone that plays turf wars 🚕✈⛵🚤
8. Find Waldo 👀
9. Swim with sharks 🏊
10. Last but not least die happy!! 🎅💣 -
ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Yes👆👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍If I knew I was going to die soon, I guess I would stop giving a fuck about consequences. I don't have a list of stuff I would do, but EVERY SINGLE THING that crossed my mind, I would do on the spot, regardless of the consequences, because I wouldn't give a fuck. Basically, I would have a 24/7 'fuck it, I'm going to do it' mentality
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