⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖, I'm calling YOU out!!
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15. Will you cap Saba for me?
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⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ wrote:
Hummmm11) How much money have you spent?
This number is highly classified (my wife also plays tw and I would rather not be castrated in my sleep). -
Hey all - I'm back to finish up as promised:
15. how did the name Groucho originate? are you a marx fan or did you download the app before your morning coffee?
Military pilots use callsigns to identify each other when making radio calls, etc. A callsign is GIVEN, not REQUESTED, so you don't get a choice of your callsign. Your peers or commanding officers give it to you as they learn more about you by flying and working with you.As a result, due to my dry, sarcastic, sense of humor (and stunning good looks), a Major in the USAF dubbed me "Groucho" over beers at a squadron party and it stuck. I have been Groucho ever since.
I've since read each of Groucho Marx's books and watched most of their movies. Wasn't much aware of him before (he was before my time), but like I said, the callsign is given, not requested, so I embraced it and went with it :)
My wife tells people, when I'm in a bad mood that "Groucho is Grouchy", so draw your own conclusions.
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16. How many noobs including me have u beaten down?
Well..... we at Groucho the Mobster™, Inc., don’t keep those kind of records around, (just in case the Feds raid us to confiscate our files).Here is one, however, that avoided the shredder:
http://bit.ly/mrukeSome mobsters that were friendly recipients of several doses of stam, have later become tw friends, like you Sir talk a lot and some others.
One now even fights along side me, although our start was a bit rocky:
http://mrflash.net/tw(We’re very tight now, but I still have someone else taste my food first, just in case...)
For the most part, I enjoy fighting the big dogs and don’t spend too much time on smaller players, unless there is a just cause that brings out the Don Quixote in me.
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17) would u rather get your pinky cut off with a dull knife, or cut off another mans arm with a chain saw?
Based on the principle of fluid dynamics, it would probably be worth the pain of the dull knife to be able to control the shooting stream of blood until I finally lost consciousness. Think writing your name in the snow looks good in yellow, just think what it would look like in red! Now that’d be cool.The chain saw, although quick and expeditious, would cause the other man to bleed out too quick and the experiment would be over too fast.
So in review, I’d say I'd pick the dull knife, although a nice cutting laser would be even cooler, but that’d be for another thread.
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15. Will you cap Saba for me?
Anything for you, Addi! :)That reminds me of a funny story about Saba... The giant turd that he is, whenever he felt like it, he would cap a turf of mine here, or a turf of mine there -- only enough to be annoying, but not enough to really piss you off. You know Saba... We tell ourselves that “that’s just Saba being Saba...”, but it really kinda pisses you off.
Well, he started way before me, so he was bigger and loved that until one day, after he had not capped any from me in a few months and he saw that I had passed him in mob size, I got this PM:
L Ron Hubbard says:
Stop punching codes fucker! How the hell do you expect me to cap your loot if you keep going at this rate?14 weeks ago
That’s Saba for ya! So yes, I’ll cap that little twerp whenever you want. Bwahahaha!
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Lastly, a little Pilot Humor:
"A priest dies and is waiting at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter asks him, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven ? '
The guy replies, 'I'm Jack, retired airline pilot from Houston.'
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says, 'Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.' The pilot goes into Heaven.
Next, it's the priest's turn. He declares, 'I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years.'
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, 'Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.
'Just a minute!' says the good father. 'That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?
'Up here - we go by results,' says Saint Peter. 'When you preached people slept ....but when he flew, people prayed.'"
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Great read thanks groucho
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Very good read, I learn things I didn't know about you. I though you started before me back in 2010.
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LOL at Answer to #2 and GREAT suggestion in #9. Seconded!!
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