🌅Commence The Great Hoppage!🌅
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I shall henceforth embark on a journey—nay, a quest—to reach a land of myth; an unsettled country ne'er to have been marred by Man's baleful hasp; a place wherefore I shall ascend to the status of Capo, and then expand my dominion until mine lust for expansion is sated with the vastness of my empire!
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Whoa....
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GunnGunn wrote:
Whoa....
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I love it!!! 👍...Now..Umm...Explain your destination.I shall henceforth embark on a journey—nay, a quest—to reach a land of myth; an unsettled country ne'er to have been marred by Man's baleful hasp; a place wherefore I shall ascend to the status of Capo, and then expand my dominion until mine lust for expansion is sated with the vastness of my empire!
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Very well versed. Bravo! 👏👏 Where is thy destination?
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Verily. But, alas, the name of this region must remain unbeknownst until that time which I appropriate its splendor, for covetous adversaries might attempt dominion there predecently.
Fear not, for one day I shall indeed divulge the place for which I aim. -
*breaks character*
And in other news, my garden is a rainbow!!! If I can't make one out of turfs, then dammit I'm gonna make it out of something else!!!
*Back into character*For Asgar—er, I mean, ah... For Boding!!!
😉
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Good luck on your journey fair maiden and ensure you take with you an appropriate number of bodyguards as the roads are full of Highwaymen.
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YOU wrote:
Oh and I guess catching that movie will be put on hold now😿. Maybe by the time Avengers 2 comes out.Good luck on your journey fair maiden and ensure you take with you an appropriate number of bodyguards as the roads are full of Highwaymen.
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Hyena wrote:
I'll still go see it with you! I could watch it a million times... I saw it with the one friend I could convince to go on a school night/morning at the midnight opening, then saw it again that night with my family...YOU wrote:
Oh and I guess catching that movie will be put on hold now😿. Maybe by the time Avengers 2 comes out.Good luck on your journey fair maiden and ensure you take with you an appropriate number of bodyguards as the roads are full of Highwaymen.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
My favorite line goes to Hulk just after he beat the crap out of Loki "Puny God" 😹😹😹😹😹Hyena wrote:
I'll still go see it with you! I could watch it a million times... I saw it with the one friend I could convince to go on a school night/morning at the midnight opening, then saw it again that night with my family...YOU wrote:
Oh and I guess catching that movie will be put on hold now😿. Maybe by the time Avengers 2 comes out.Good luck on your journey fair maiden and ensure you take with you an appropriate number of bodyguards as the roads are full of Highwaymen.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Fare thee well Fair maiden.Allow me to bestow a lucky kiss....x.Verily. But, alas, the name of this region must remain unbeknownst until that time which I appropriate its splendor, for covetous adversaries might attempt dominion there predecently.
Fear not, for one day I shall indeed divulge the place for which I aim. -
vishbume wrote:
....(Finally seperates you two) Lucky kiss, my ear lobe, (Pulls out 12-gauge shotgun) You get your tail on that road, Vishbume, and don't turn back. Isn't that right, Sheldon? (Gazes longingly at my shotgun)😼SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Fare thee well Fair maiden.Allow me to bestow a lucky kiss....x.Verily. But, alas, the name of this region must remain unbeknownst until that time which I appropriate its splendor, for covetous adversaries might attempt dominion there predecently.
Fear not, for one day I shall indeed divulge the place for which I aim. -
Vishbume sticks a knife into the baron's forehead.The baron reels back aghast, his face the colour of soggy pasta,as dark ribbons striped the front of his string vest.He points an axcusing trembling finger at Vishbume.Blood rasps in his lungs, his knees buckle backwards,he falls backwards onto Vishbume's prize hog.The beast, trembling with rage stomps onto his head and is not appeased until the head is mulch.It then proceeds to rut with the Baron's upturned rump and spray liquid pig shit over the Baron's lifeless form.
"Come here big guy", señoritamafioso giggles girlishly causing Vishbume to blush. -
*an accusing finger. Also , I forget to mention that the hog had rent the clothes off the Baron allowing it to make merry with his form.
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Hahahaha, Unfortunately, for Vishbume, he had forgotten that there are multiple Baron Von Fritz robotic clones. As the pig mangles and violates the "Baron's" body, chips and circuits collapse out of it. In an instant Visbume realizes there is no true way to kill the Baron....Unless ofcourse he has a Lady Gaga album, Baron's only weakness. Baron Von Fritz despises the music of those that wrap themselves in a meat suit and sing in front of adoring crowds. Just as Vishbume begins his makeout session once more, twelve more Barons gather against him. They commence to pull out their shotguns...All of them named "Sheldon". The Baron's voice seems to come from nowhere. "Surrender, or die" says the sophisticated, articulated voice. 😜
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
I think he has you beaten. What a mighty smite indeed!Hahahaha, Unfortunately, for Vishbume, he had forgotten that there are multiple Baron Von Fritz robotic clones. As the pig mangles and violates the "Baron's" body, chips and circuits collapse out of it. In an instant Visbume realizes there is no true way to kill the Baron....Unless ofcourse he has a Lady Gaga album, Baron's only weakness. Baron Von Fritz despises the music of those that wrap themselves in a meat suit and sing in front of adoring crowds. Just as Vishbume begins his makeout session once more, twelve more Barons gather against him. They commence to pull out their shotguns...All of them named "Sheldon". The Baron's voice seems to come from nowhere. "Surrender, or die" says the sophisticated, articulated voice. 😜
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Haha, Vishbume, in a prolonged dueling of witty banter, would more than likely out-banter me eventually. I respect him. 👌
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Hyena wrote:
I know right?! I love Hulk in this movie... 😍SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
My favorite line goes to Hulk just after he beat the crap out of Loki "Puny God" 😹😹😹😹😹Hyena wrote:
I'll still go see it with you! I could watch it a million times... I saw it with the one friend I could convince to go on a school night/morning at the midnight opening, then saw it again that night with my family...YOU wrote:
Oh and I guess catching that movie will be put on hold now😿. Maybe by the time Avengers 2 comes out.Good luck on your journey fair maiden and ensure you take with you an appropriate number of bodyguards as the roads are full of Highwaymen.
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vishbume wrote:
I do not giggle. Or make out with a guy that hijacked my thread..."Come here big guy", señoritamafioso giggles girlishly causing Vishbume to blush.
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I could go down that road about me being an android myself but this folks was the Baron's last fantasy before he breathed his last.It explains the happy wedge-o-melon smile on his pulpy head though.His body released human waste and there was no forgetting that stench! God knows his groans were human enough.In fact there might have been some pleasure at the end for the dear soul....But I like the Baron's style.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Okay, he may have been a cackle.vishbume wrote:
I do not giggle. Or make out with a guy that hijacked my thread..."Come here big guy", señoritamafioso giggles girlishly causing Vishbume to blush.
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vishbume wrote:
Ever hear of humanoids? 😉..And for the record, I am not at all "pulpy" as you say. 😏I could go down that road about me being an android myself but this folks was the Baron's last fantasy before he breathed his last.It explains the happy wedge-o-melon smile on his pulpy head though.His body released human waste and there was no forgetting that stench! God knows his groans were human enough.In fact there might have been some pleasure at the end for the dear soul....But I like the Baron's style.
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@Baron. What's that about hemorrhoids?
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Sorry SeñoritaMafioso. Let the hopping commence.
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vishbume wrote:
I rest my case. 😏@Baron. What's that about hemorrhoids?
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Baron Von Fritz wrote:
You did say robotic clones... Which would base your riposte on fantasy... Whirr Whirr. Now if you had said a Nexus 9 it would have been quite another matter. Biggisdibiggi beep.Your's was of the Tweekie class.vishbume wrote:
I rest my case. 😏@Baron. What's that about hemorrhoids?
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Eric Bana was my favorite Hulk, but I'm biased... All 3 have been good just hope they keep this one.Hyena wrote:
I know right?! I love Hulk in this movie... 😍SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
My favorite line goes to Hulk just after he beat the crap out of Loki "Puny God" 😹😹😹😹😹Hyena wrote:
✂YOU wrote: ✂
✂What about Black Widow, Scarlett looked great in those outfits. 😻
Will you be my Black Widow, to your Hawkeye?😻😽
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Hops 15 & 16 down. May the hoppage be with you.
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