Howdy
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Just thought I would introduce myself here, even though I'm sure their is a whole board for this but I don't care to much for rules or protocol ;)
Names Calgary357 my xbl name also and I'm always willing to game some cod but I suck.
A few things about me you should know:
No. I do not live in Calgary. I live in St Albert, born and raised in Calgary and I love the fuck outta the flames and stamps.
Yes, because I am a flames and stamps fan I am used to saying "better luck next year"
No. My milkshake does not bring all the boys to the yard, but it is better than yours.
Yes. I am married (sorry ladies, try again next year)
Yes. I will be posting on the forums now, and yes I am abit/a lot of an asshole, however I am over it and you should be also.
Yes. I will really tell you what I think when asked (see above)
Yes. I am happy to meet all of you.
No. I do not form alliances on RISK. We all knew what kind of game we got into. -
There's my warm turf wars welcome! 😁
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I certainly did get to know my neighborhood mobster with this post. Howdy!
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Hahahaha welcome
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Hello! Here's the TW handshake;👍👎👉👌👊✊👋✋👏👐👆👇💪☝🙌🙏💃🚶🏃🚶👯🙆🙅🙆💁🙇🙇✋👍. Memorize it.
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Hello! Here's the TW handshake;👍👎👉👌👊✊👋✋👏👐👆👇💪☝🙌🙏💃🚶🏃🚶👯🙆🙅🙆💁🙇🙇✋👍. Memorize it.
Dude, in sign language you just told me to high five the fire hydrant on the left hand side prick.
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Calgary357 wrote:
YOU'RE NOT SUPOSSED TO REVEAL THE SECRET HIDDEN MESSAGE DAMNIT!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Hello! Here's the TW handshake;👍👎👉👌👊✊👋✋👏👐👆👇💪☝🙌🙏💃🚶🏃🚶👯🙆🙅🙆💁🙇🙇✋👍. Memorize it.
Dude, in sign language you just told me to high five the fire hydrant on the left hand side prick.
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
FUCKING A! NOW I NEED TO DECLARE A NEW ONE!Calgary357 wrote:
YOU'RE NOT SUPOSSED TO REVEAL THE SECRET HIDDEN MESSAGE DAMNIT!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Hello! Here's the TW handshake;👍👎👉👌👊✊👋✋👏👐👆👇💪☝🙌🙏💃🚶🏃🚶👯🙆🙅🙆💁🙇🙇✋👍. Memorize it.
Dude, in sign language you just told me to high five the fire hydrant on the left hand side prick.
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THAT WAS NOT IN THE TERMS AND CONDITION I BLINDLY CHECK BOX MARKED!!
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Calgary357 wrote:
Read the fine print!THAT WAS NOT IN THE TERMS AND CONDITION I BLINDLY CHECK BOX MARKED!!
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Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Also make sure to replace the fire hydrant and the secret door opening to our secret turf wars lair!Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
FUCKING A! NOW I NEED TO DECLARE A NEW ONE!Calgary357 wrote:
YOU'RE NOT SUPOSSED TO REVEAL THE SECRET HIDDEN MESSAGE DAMNIT!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Hello! Here's the TW handshake;👍👎👉👌👊✊👋✋👏👐👆👇💪☝🙌🙏💃🚶🏃🚶👯🙆🙅🙆💁🙇🙇✋👍. Memorize it.
Dude, in sign language you just told me to high five the fire hydrant on the left hand side prick.
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
Also make sure to replace the fire hydrant and the secret door opening to our secret turf wars lair!Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
FUCKING A! NOW I NEED TO DECLARE A NEW ONE!Calgary357 wrote:
YOU'RE NOT SUPOSSED TO REVEAL THE SECRET HIDDEN MESSAGE DAMNIT!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Hello! Here's the TW handshake;👍👎👉👌👊✊👋✋👏👐👆👇💪☝🙌🙏💃🚶🏃🚶👯🙆🙅🙆💁🙇🙇✋👍. Memorize it.
Dude, in sign language you just told me to high five the fire hydrant on the left hand side prick.
Last time I opened a secret door on the Internet I got a computer virus and a life time subscription to gay porno. Count me in. *shifty eyes*
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MEMORIZE THIS ONE! 👏👉👌👍✊👎✋👐👏👊✊✌👍👐👏🙌🙏🙆🙅💁👯💃🚶🏃👫🚶🙇💏💑 8=👊=D💦😚👊✊✌👍
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
MEMORIZE THIS ONE! 👏👉👌👍✊👎✋👐👏👊✊✌👍👐👏🙌🙏🙆🙅💁👯💃🚶🏃👫🚶🙇💏💑 8=👊=D💦😚👊✊✌👍
Not even in Mordor would I repeat that!
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
👍👎👉👌👊✊👋✋👇👆💪👉👈👈👏💁🏃🙇👫💪👫👏👫💪👉💪👫🙅🏃👆👫💪🏃 aww fuck man I can't fucking do it. ShhhhiiiitHello! Here's the TW handshake;👍👎👉👌👊✊👋✋👏👐👆👇💪☝🙌🙏💃🚶🏃🚶👯🙆🙅🙆💁🙇🙇✋👍. Memorize it.
Pussy out like a boss
What song?
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Welcome to Turf Wars! I gave you a couple love taps at the HQ. 😉
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Have fun.👍
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🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
Welcome to Turf Wars! I gave you a couple love taps at the HQ. 😉
I am so calling a jihad on your ass! *checks stats* I mean... Thank you sir may I have another!
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Calgary357 wrote:
😂😂🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
Welcome to Turf Wars! I gave you a couple love taps at the HQ. 😉
I am so calling a jihad on your ass! *checks stats* I mean... Thank you sir may I have another!
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private message Calgary357 says:
Hello 😼😄31 min agoDELETE REPLY
I have never been so offended in my life! I will destroy your precious health because of this! Good day to you, you insulting hairless, homeless, chimpanzeeian friendly jerk! 🙎🙎🙎😠😠😠 -
Calgary357 wrote:
I like you already.🔰Ꮴιํииγ🔰 wrote:
Welcome to Turf Wars! I gave you a couple love taps at the HQ. 😉
I am so calling a jihad on your ass! *checks stats* I mean... Thank you sir may I have another!
Welcome to Turf Wars! Hope you found a comfy place in OTB's pants 😏😏😏 -
I like this one.
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😂😂😂 at this thread. It's just over flowing with win.
Welcome to the rest of your life 😁. This game is like the mafia. Once your in........you get a discount on all leather jackets.....and shoes. Tho it's only 5% 😒 cheeky bastards.
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Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
I get 10% :?😂😂😂 at this thread. It's just over flowing with win.
Welcome to the rest of your life 😁. This game is like the mafia. Once your in........you get a discount on all leather jackets.....and shoes. Tho it's only 5% 😒 cheeky bastards.
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Calgary357 wrote:
Jesus I thought I wrote this for a second. Especially the part about being an asshole. I think I'm gonna like you. Welcome to your new addiction 👍Just thought I would introduce myself here, even though I'm sure their is a whole board for this but I don't care to much for rules or protocol ;)
Names Calgary357 my xbl name also and I'm always willing to game some cod but I suck.
A few things about me you should know:
No. I do not live in Calgary. I live in St Albert, born and ✂stamps.
Yes, because I am a ✂
✂
Yes. I am married (sorry ladies, try again next year)
Yes. I will be posting on the forums now, and yes I am abit/a lot of an asshole, however I am over it and you should be also.
Yes. I will really tell you what I think when asked (see above)
Yes. I am happy to meet all of you.
No. I do not form alliances on RISK. We all knew what kind of game we got into. -
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Calgary357 wrote:
Jesus I thought I wrote this for a second. Especially the part about being an asshole. I think I'm gonna like you. Welcome to your new addiction 👍ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
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₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:
WHAT? 😡😡😡😡😡😡 I knew I shouldnt have asked for her number.Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
I get 10% :?😂😂😂 at this thread. It's just over flowing with win.
Welcome to the rest of your life 😁. This game is like the mafia. Once your in........you get a discount on all leather jackets.....and shoes. Tho it's only 5% 😒 cheeky bastards.
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Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
She gave me hers. Soz bro you snooze you lose.₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:
WHAT? 😡😡😡😡😡😡 I knew I shouldnt have asked for her number.Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
I get 10% :?😂😂😂 at this thread. It's just over flowing with win.
Welcome to the rest of your life 😁. This game is like the mafia. Once your in........you get a discount on all leather jackets.....and shoes. Tho it's only 5% 😒 cheeky bastards.
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My god. This thread is giving me a hard on. Wheres the wife when you *actually* need her?
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Read that last post in a R Lee voice, makes it better! Or Morgan Freeman, makes it sounds like theirs gonna be sweet sweet lovin tonight.
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Calgary357 wrote:
Round at my house.My god. This thread is giving me a hard on. Wheres the wife when you *actually* need her?
See what I did their? I made it sound as if she was being unfaithful to you for comedic affect.
But in all seriousness you sound like a woman beater.
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