ՏωɑɱpƊṏɲkɛγ, I'm calling you out!!!

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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 May 10, 2012

Ladies, gentlemen, and barnyard folk alike, welcome to the Callout! Where er introduce turf wars vets to the noobs. Please pardon the smell and as always throw in your own Callouts! Today's guest is our very own ՏωɑɱpƊṏɲkɛγ. Welcome swampy....erm, donks...umm, well yeah, welcome to the show!

1. When did you start playing Turf Wars?
2. What is your favorite stomping ground on the map?
3. Is it worse to have swamp ass or get donkey punched?
4. How many codes do you punch per day on average?
5. When you started, we're you bullied? If so, by whom?
6. One suggestion for nick and the devs?
7. One piece of advice for the noobs?
8. Do you have any immediate TW goals?
9. Have you ever reset anyone? If so, what did they do?
10. Who would you like to see on future callouts?

ՏωɑɱpƊṏɲkɛγ, thanks for your time my friend. And for letting me tax you back in the day when I was as shirt for cash👍 always been a great neighbor!
💍ᎫᏋᏇᏋᏝ🔥ᎢᏲᎥᏋᎵ💎 May 10, 2012

11. Do you have any henchmen, if so how many?
UnknownAssassin May 10, 2012

12) If bird is the word, what is it in French?
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ May 10, 2012

13) What is your favorite old crow medicine show song?
BellaItaliana May 10, 2012

Macadocious! Mac Attack! Holy Mackerel!
★Λubergine★ May 10, 2012

14. What's the farthest you've ever hopped or are willing to hop JUST for the loot?
randombloke May 10, 2012

Have you ever starred in an animated film with a green ogre?
Ѵɪɴᴎγ May 10, 2012

randombloke wrote:
Have you ever starred in an animated film with a green ogre?

😂 This, definitely this.
✘BoredMrFrosty✘ May 10, 2012

randombloke wrote:
Have you ever starred in an animated film with a green ogre?

Who has a more kinky sex life you or eddy murphy?
Add: RARE May 10, 2012

Most important why did u delete me from ur friends on xbox360. Lol
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ May 10, 2012

Add: RARE wrote:
Most important why did u delete me from ur friends on xbox360. Lol

He got smart and bought a ps3 😜
◾️〓ZᎧᎧM〓◾️ May 10, 2012

It might take a while. Wifi's a bitch in the swamp.
★Λddi★ May 10, 2012

15. Is your outhouse floating upright in the swamp or on its back?

16. Can CR play with your donkey again today?
★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ May 10, 2012

Shout out to vdub, great idea!
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ May 10, 2012

Damn. Been really busy today, just noticed.

Just leaving work now.
🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 May 10, 2012

I hate swampdonkey;D
🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 May 10, 2012

15 what do ÿôü really do for a living ?
◾️〓ZᎧᎧM〓◾️ May 11, 2012

Mac has to drop off todays alligator catch then pole the boat back to his donkey. These things take time.
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ May 11, 2012

A'ight... I'm answering... Gimmie some time... I should be loot hunting.
Morgan Freeman May 11, 2012

🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Add: RARE wrote:
Most important why did u delete me from ur friends on xbox360. Lol

He got smart and bought a ps3 😜
👍
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ May 11, 2012

1. When did you start playing Turf Wars?
April of 2010 is when it was first downloaded. Didn't really play it until some twerp capped my turf, and I set out for revenge. Then the sickness set in.

2. What is your favorite stomping ground on the map?
San Francisco. Was chasing and being chased like crazy at one time. In the end got to know quite a few people from there, and made quite a few friends, Plus, Who can not love the SwampDonkey Memorial Bridge, glad the tolls got sorted out. Good Times!

3. Is it worse to have swamp ass or get donkey punched?
Donkey Punches hurts. Swamp Ass is warm and moist. Oh Yeah!

4. How many codes do you punch per day on average?
Lately, I'm playing catch up, my goal is 1K per day until caught up. I'm actually doing about half that after everyone else goes to bed, and I'm not being annoyed with work, household chores, and other daily crap.
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ May 11, 2012

5. When you started, we're you bullied? If so, by whom?
Some guy named BigTony420 capped me constantly, removed me everywhere. That's when I discovered punching codes. I went into hiding, punched like crazy, snuck back in and took care of business. No whining, or crying.

6. One suggestion for nick and the devs?
Get a faster connection into the TW server, I could punch twice as fast if I didn't have wait for the damn thing to take the code. Hell, I'm sure I buy enough points to help pay for that.

7. One piece of advice for the noobs?
It's just a game, Calm down, Have some dip. Oh... Yeah... Mob Up!

8. Do you have any immediate TW goals?
To find time to play more. RL is a pain in the ass lately.
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ May 11, 2012

9. Have you ever reset anyone? If so, what did they do?
I've had a hand in a couple team sponsored events. The only one I remember taking ever last turf on my own was some asshat named "IHitWomen" - Hopefully he's found his way to prison so he knows what it's like.

10. Who would you like to see on future callouts?
I could think of a CrazyRedneck or two.

11. Do you have any henchmen, if so how many?
I have rarely bought any, unless I was a few away from a milestone, and I used to do ungodly amounts of missions, and got a shit ton from that, and double loot days. Total is around 500 I'm guessing. Too lazy to check.

12) If bird is the word, what is it in French?
Ice cream don't have bones.

13) What is your favorite old crow medicine show song?
Definitely "Wagon Wheel"
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ May 11, 2012

! Mac Attack! Holy Mackerel!
😍🎀😜

14. What's the farthest you've ever hopped or are willing to hop JUST for the loot?
I hate hopping, so not too far... I may detour a hop to set up on some loot if I'm trying to get somewhere.

Have you ever starred in an animated film with a green ogre?
Nope. That's a completely different breed. I'm all about the spankalicious sawmp ass.

Who has a more kinky sex life you or eddy murphy?
I'm old, got kids, work 10 hours a day... But I am dating a redhead soccer mom. ☺

Most important why did u delete me from ur friends on XBOX360. Lol
I needed room for Major Nelson.

He got smart and bought a ps3 😜
I hate Microsoft, but I have Sony more.

It might take a while. Wifi's a bitch in the swamp.
Damn gators ate my router again.
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ May 11, 2012

15. Is your outhouse floating upright in the swamp or on its back?
It's always better on its back.

16. Can CR play with your donkey again today?
I don't wanna play Hide The Submarine anymore.

I hate swampdonkey;D
Me too... He's such an ass.

15 what do ÿôü really do for a living ?
Your numbering is off, ya git!

Mac has to drop off todays alligator catch then pole the boat back to his donkey. These things take time.
There's yer answer Uilo.

OK... This was fun... I set up on some loot yesterday, better go grab it before they read this.
Jєсɦт May 11, 2012

17) When will the swamp mules come in and the firey red dragon?

18) whos the bigger red neck in the family you or Dave?

19) What will your next name change be? And will we ever get Rattle head or Mac back after your done with the Swamp phase?
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ May 11, 2012

17) When will the swamp mules come in and the firey red dragon?
Eh?

18) whos the bigger red neck in the family you or Dave?
I got out of dodge, He wins!

19) What will your next name change be? And will we ever get Rattle head or Mac back after your done with the Swamp phase?
Mac made a short reappearance on his 2nd Turf Day to collect his loot gifts. Otherwise, I think SwampAss is here to stay.
🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 May 11, 2012

20)Do you ever let people ride on your back for pay? If so how much does it cost?
ZRAYGO May 11, 2012

21. Have ever been onstage at a donkey bar?
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ May 11, 2012

20)Do you ever let people ride on your back for pay? If so how much does it cost?
Kinky shit is always free.

21. Have ever been onstage at a donkey bar?
No, but I did stay at a holiday inn express.

27. What is your favorite brand & flavor of dip. Which forum noob needs a lipper the most.
Home made Jalapeño dip!
Just the crybabies.
Ꭱ3V May 11, 2012

Excellent read as always. Thanks Swamp 👍

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