★HΛVOC★, I'm calling YOU out!!
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Μɽ ÐΩΩΜ™ wrote:
Which one's his uncle again? I get confused between his family members... Father in law, sister in law, son, sons gf, son gf's grandma, gf's grandmas granddaughters bf's dad... Ahhh brain ache.νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
His uncle's one lolΜɽ ÐΩΩΜ™ wrote:
Using which account? Lolmr71vwbus wrote:
He's too busy beating DAS...admittedly, this is one of the most amusing callouts, however ★HΛVOC★, the stage is yours, lets hear what you have to say.....
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༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Try it puss 😂νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт want a smacker? 👏༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Polly want a cracker? 🐦mr71vwbus wrote:
*her26. Why do you think DAS never answered his Callout?
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༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Stop cryin u puss 😂νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
Stop hiding in the ER u little bitch༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Try it puss 😂νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт want a smacker? 👏༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Polly want a cracker? 🐦mr71vwbus wrote:
*her26. Why do you think DAS never answered his Callout?
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νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
No ones crying here, sweet dreams 😘༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Stop cryin u puss 😂νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
Stop hiding in the ER u little bitch༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Try it puss 😂νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт want a smacker? 👏༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Polly want a cracker? 🐦mr71vwbus wrote:
*her26. Why do you think DAS never answered his Callout?
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༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
I capped ventriloquist out of Germany lol. I've more than tried it.νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
No ones crying here, sweet dreams 😘༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Stop cryin u puss 😂νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
Stop hiding in the ER u little bitch༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Try it puss 😂νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт want a smacker? 👏༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Polly want a cracker? 🐦mr71vwbus wrote:
*her26. Why do you think DAS never answered his Callout?
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νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
Havoc only has 1 acct and that's the 60k one. Yes he has a son and ik that for a fact. He's a popular guy in real life and knows ppl that played the game. I should know I've had vendetta starters that have made really funny mistakes.Μɽ ÐΩΩΜ™ wrote:
Which one's his uncle again? I get confused between his family members... Father in law, sister in law, son, sons gf, son gf's grandma, gf's grandmas granddaughters bf's dad... Ahhh brain ache.νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
His uncle's one lolΜɽ ÐΩΩΜ™ wrote:
Using which account? Lolmr71vwbus wrote:
He's too busy beating DAS...admittedly, this is one of the most amusing callouts, however ★HΛVOC★, the stage is yours, lets hear what you have to say.....
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✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
Do you want a gold medal? Or a pat on the head like a good doggy?༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
I capped ventriloquist out of Germany lol. I've more than tried it.νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
No ones crying here, sweet dreams 😘༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Stop cryin u puss 😂νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
Stop hiding in the ER u little bitch༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Try it puss 😂νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт want a smacker? 👏༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Polly want a cracker? 🐦mr71vwbus wrote:
*her26. Why do you think DAS never answered his Callout?
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νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
You mad bro?Lol✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
Do you want a gold medal? Or a pat on the head like a good doggy?༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
I capped ventriloquist out of Germany lol. I've more than tried it.νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
snip༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Snipνєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
Stop hiding in the ER u little bitch༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Try it puss 😂νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт want a smacker? 👏༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Snip 🐦mr71vwbus wrote:
*hersnip
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✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
No?νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
You mad bro?Lol✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
Do you want a gold medal? Or a pat on the head like a good doggy?༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Snipνєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
snip༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Snipνєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
Stop hiding in the ER u little bitch༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Try it puss 😂νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт want a smacker? 👏༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Snip 🐦mr71vwbus wrote:
*hersnip
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DAS HYENA wrote:
Wassa matter, Das? Can't solve it on the map?⌖🔥BigRedVee6🔥⌖ wrote:
huuummmm. Sooooo. Tell me Hun. How's it feel 2 know Ur hubby uses Ur account like a barn yard animal when playing TW. U must have some kinda fridged marriage as he's always along healing Ur chit. No worry. It's chill. Like the other ladies. I know about our boys N their toys. Didn't mean 2 strike a nerve wit the plastic bag 2 crouch comment. Even tho U know it's true. Lol. Lalalala ✌DAS HYENA wrote:
STFU... You're the moose.⌖🔥BigRedVee6🔥⌖ wrote:
I'd say plastic as it'll be harder 4 U to get Ultra AKA Mooses face outta Grouchos croutch.Paper or plastic ?
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Where's bugs? She gone on a jog or sumtin? Carrot market?
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So, ummm, ★HΛVOC★, what is your favorite loot item?
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νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
She already posted in this thread. Read historyWhere's bugs? She gone on a jog or sumtin? Carrot market?
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✗Oςϵιοτ✗ wrote:
1 account. Says Who. U. And who's capping who. I wanna play. Kkνєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
Havoc only has 1 I should know I've had vendetta starters that have made really funny mistakes.Μɽ ÐΩΩΜ™ wrote:
Which one's his uncle again? I get confused between his family members... Father in law, sister in law, son, sons gf, son gf's grandma, gf's grandmas granddaughters bf's dad... Ahhh brain ache.νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
His uncle's one lolΜɽ ÐΩΩΜ™ wrote:
Using which account? Lolmr71vwbus wrote:
He's too busy beating DAS...admittedly, this is one of the most amusing callouts, however ★HΛVOC★, the stage is yours, lets hear what you have to say.....
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νєηтяιℓσqυιѕт wrote:
Haha. I'm laughing hard. LolWhere's bugs? She gone on a jog or sumtin? Carrot market?
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Hey Humpty. Come on out and share wit da TW community Ur infinite TW skill set. Every1 is really interested. Soon as Ur scum azz does I'll be here waiting. Lol.
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Since DAS will just have to fondle his she-manhood all night If I don't respond... here's the answers! Thanks again everyone else!
1. When did you start playing TW? I think it was May 2010. My son got me into it. I thought it was a really dumb game with no point at first. Little did I know that it was actually digital crack and I'd become a serious addict!
2. If I could bring back one retired mobster, who? That's simple. Lep :(
3. How do you fell about players shutting down airports to the public? I think it's a great strategy.... My allies as well as our enemies use it all the time.
4. What has been the biggest improvement to TW during your career as a mobster? I would say airports for sure. The question you didn't ask is, which was the worst improvement? That's simple - Bren Guns.
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5. Most fights won, most fights fought, most henchmen in TW, of the three which are you most proud of? I would say the most fights fought. Of the serious players in the game and veterans, everyone knows that win percentage is meaningless. There are some big players that have high win percentages - that only means they cherry pick their fights and attack smaller players or folks where they get vendetta discounts. The REAL players don't care about win percentage and will relentlessly attack you (Or be attacked by big vendettas, like me) thus making the win percentage lower. At the end of the day, the more battle-hardened players that are good have win percentages in the 50 to 70% range, IMO.
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6. If you could create a HAVOC loot item, which would it be/how would it work? I need to think about this one... but I think either a nuke option (extrememly rare) that destroys all turf around for a 1 or 2 mile radius... or... hmm, maybe an item to help others compete against folks with Brens. I know, not very exciting! I may add more to this later.
7. What is your current TW goal? I have a few... One Million Influence and a Trillion in the bank.. and to rid the game of nasty potty mouthed folks! hehe
8. One suggestion for Nick and the Devs? I have lots of suggestions! I use the feedback button frequently! Still waiting on that PM block that I requested over a year ago (Nick called it the "putz" blocker).
9. One piece of advice for noobs? Don't freak out over losing turf. Always have a sense of humor and be polite to other players. Keep it light and fun. It's a game!
10. Who would you like to see on a future callout ? Bugs Bunny!
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12. How do I like being classed as a newb after all this time? Like a total newb!
12 -B. What's the most embarrasing thing you did as a noob? Get mad and cuss at others about capping me
13. What was your biggest mistake? Too many truces! It's a war game!
14. How much have I spent on Don Points? More than $10 bucks and less than $50,000 bucks!
15. Was there anybody who helped me as a newb that I turned on? Well, NateDogg really helped me a lot when I first started, he's a quality guy. Later on when I left CMS and went to war with them, I ended up capping him out of my home town LOL (in all fairness, he was trying to cap ME out of there tho!)
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17. Please explain your involvement in the war situation throughtout the world? Well it's a fluid situation but battles are currently raging in Sydney Australia. But anywhere an enemy is, no matter where in the world is where we go after them. My favorite thing to do is cap an enemy out of a city, a state, or a country. I've done it hundreds of times, but only been capped out of a country once (by the borg)
18. What is the official stance of havoc on the british alliance twfc? Scallywag bell ends the lot of them!
19. What is the officail stance of havoc on the british alliance dbr? Upstanding citizens and friendly neighbors!
17 again - What is your hourly income? Close to 300M an hour
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⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
Obviously he was recently let out of his cage. Probably wasn't unbanned yet for forum usage when his call out popped up.DAS HYENA wrote:
Wassa matter, Das? Can't solve it on the map?⌖🔥BigRedVee6🔥⌖ wrote:
DAS HYENA wrote:
⌖🔥BigRedVee6🔥⌖ wrote:
Once again a thread about Havoc brings out all the lovers and haters. It's a testament of how much people think about you. Though I'd be seriously worried about what exactly hyena wants to do with you being as he's a gay guy trapped in a girl's mind trapped in a man's body. He said that chit to me himself one night due to his struggles with his faith and his sexual desires. Poor kitty was tore the F up. That chit is hard right chubby kit kat?
🔔*jingles adler*🔔
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Which do you get more enjoyment out of
A) Capping DAS and smashing him around on the map
B) getting DAS so frothing pissed that he actually starts responding on the forums?
Answer - well I have to admit it's fun smashing him, and I've capped him out of numerous countries and states. Probably why he has such an infatuation with me and always has to chime in. But its even more fun watching him pretend to be either a girl or some sort of RL thug in the forums while instead making a complete joke of himself. That's the best.18 again. What's the longest time you've spent withoiut logging into the TW app or map? Probably 3 or 4 days!
19 again. Just guessing how many more months or years will you be active in TW? I was thinking of retiring when I get done typing these answers! whew!
20 New York Steak or Bacon Cheese Burger - both sound good. I'll take the steak for now.
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21 - One month in any spot on earth but you have to stay within 10 miles where and why? Turks and Caicos Islands of course!
20 again - do you have swollen sore thumbs? They are battle hardened and completely covered with callouses from capping twfc and das constantly.
19 again - How many henchmen do you have be honest - over 20K
20 again - do you see yourself getting to 70K or 75K before retiring? That will be by next week so, yes!
21 - when if/you retire from tw how you gonna leave? Like Gas face, for sure!
22 - what is my opinion on Das? He's infatuated with me and hangs on my every post. I mean, she. I mean, shim.
Paper or Plastic? Either!
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22 again - Can I kick Das's ass for hijacking a good thread and not learning to spell? No, but I can make him post more nonesense in this thread.. just wait a few minutes!
23 - Can you protect me from Das? Not even Das can protect himself from Das.
24 - Where did the extreme obsession with boobies originate? I think I was fed the bottle as a baby so I have been yearing for the real thing ever since. I like boobies! ( . ) ( . )
25 - What is your job and can I have it ? I'm chief bottle washer at the chinese restaurant. Sure. That way I can move up to fry cook.
26. Why do you think Das never answered his callout? Hyenas have small brains.
27. Who in your opinion has the best pair of ( . ) ( . ) missy or das? Well Das is just a boob, where as missy has them but they are floppy. So neither.
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★Λddi★ wrote:
So. Can't solve it anywhere. Gotcha. 😳⌖🔥💋Ultra💋🔥⌖ wrote:
DAS HYENA wrote:
⌖🔥BigRedVee6🔥⌖ wrote:
DAS HYENA wrote:
⌖🔥BigRedVee6🔥⌖ wrote:
Once again a thread about Havoc brings out all the lovers and haters. It's a testament of how much people think about you. Though I'd be seriously worried about what exactly hyena wants to do with you being as he's a gay guy trapped in a girl's mind trapped in a man's body. He said that chit to me himself one night due to his struggles with his faith and his sexual desires. Poor kitty was tore the F up. That chit is hard right chubby kit kat?
🔔*jingles adler*🔔
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28. Is das brown bagging maddog 2020 or a schlitz? I dunno but I think he lives in a brown bag at the edge of town. Only with hi-speed wifi!
29. Where do peoples marbles go when they've completely lost it and can no longer function in the real world? Simple! They create virtual round marbles in TW !
And to ventriloqist - Hi Shaggly! (or do I have you confused with LoveJoy..)
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mr71vwbus wrote:
So, ummm, ★HΛVOC★, what is your favorite loot item?
Maps!
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An aristocrat and erudite on top of that! Upstanding Havoc.An asset to the game.
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You sneakily avoided question #16 HAVOC
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