I know, I know. Bloody Turfa, posting again - ugh.
Forums › General Discussion › I know, I know. Bloody Turfa, posting again - ugh.-
I've come across a bunch of epic forum signatures over time, and I wanted to share them with you. Some I have seen many times, some only once or twice, and some I saw quoted rather than as actual sigs.
•Walk softly, and carry a big gun.
•There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
•If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0
•I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like grandpa did: not kicking and screaming, like his passengers.
•This is not a sig.
•The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.•All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
•A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
•I've heard many signatures. I had my eyes surgically replaced with ears.
•This is a lie!
...I've seen (heard? Lol) many others, but this will do for now.
"That'll do, Donkey."
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Read the bottom
Read the top
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₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:
Dammit. I actually did. 3 times. Then I realized I'd been trolled. 😱😡😂😱😡😭😱😡😂😱😡😭Read the bottom
Read the top
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Silence is golden, but DUCTAPE is shiny.
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༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Oh, and by royal decree, you're a noob because you're a bird-brain 😱😉Silence is golden, but DUCTAPE is shiny.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
It's true! But look at my beautiful plumage, who's jealous now?! 🐤༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Oh, and by royal decree, you're a noob because you're a bird-brain 😱😉Silence is golden, but DUCTAPE is shiny.
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༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Not me, pal. I'm the Royal Turfa, and nobody has plumage as truly magnifqué as the deep purple of my crest.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
It's true! But look at my beautiful plumage, who's jealous now?! 🐤༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
Oh, and by royal decree, you're a noob because you're a bird-brain 😱😉Silence is golden, but DUCTAPE is shiny.
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Idiot test:
Flip card over.
*flip*
Idiot test:
Flip card over.
*flip* -
Sgt Mayday wrote:
You just failed the idiot test - twice!Idiot test:
Flip card over.
*flip*
Idiot test:
Flip card over.
*flip*♠Turrrfa™💨
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It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.
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༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
This could be so wrong on so many levels, least of all the fact that I generally dislike fish ..It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.
♠Turrrfa™💨
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༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
It dosent matter the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean 😂😱😂😱😂😱It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.
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chinosmalls wrote:
Oooooooh the irony!༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
It dosent matter the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean 😂😱😂😱😂😱It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.
Ooooooooooooh the irony!!!!!!♠Turrrfa™😲
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Oh, by the way people, I have the beginnings of an idea for my next simple thread. The clues shall be scattered throughout the forums in my comments ... please feel welcome to quote me and guess at what I shall be discussing. Mind you, the next thread I post shall not be for a couple of days, and it will not be one for you to spend lots of time replying to (I think) lol ... it will simply be an explanation for a mildly cool thing that you may have noticed without really noticing 😉
♠Turrrfa™👍
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Actual card.Sgt Mayday wrote:
You just failed the idiot test - twice!Idiot test:
Flip card over.
*flip*
Idiot test:
Flip card over.
*flip*♠Turrrfa™💨
Someone i know flipped it 64 times before figuring it out.
I never got to even touch it. -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Is this ironic because this is your next thread topic?chinosmalls wrote:
Oooooooh the irony!༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
It dosent matter the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean 😂😱😂😱😂😱It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.
Ooooooooooooh the irony!!!!!!♠Turrrfa™😲
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chinosmalls wrote:
No lol. It has a slight racist slur, involving your name and what you said. I actually laughed when I saw it♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Is this ironic because this is your next thread topic?chinosmalls wrote:
Oooooooh the irony!༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
It dosent matter the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean 😂😱😂😱😂😱It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.
Ooooooooooooh the irony!!!!!!♠Turrrfa™😲
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Sgt Mayday wrote:
Lol! This is terrible!♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Actual card.Sgt Mayday wrote:
You just failed the idiot test - twice!Idiot test:
Flip card over.
*flip*
Idiot test:
Flip card over.
*flip*♠Turrrfa™💨
Someone i know flipped it 64 times before figuring it out.
I never got to even touch it.♠Turrrfa™😲
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A cool one I am completely copying.
You can only see starlight because the stars are bleeding.
And,
The catalyst comes to change all things.
😃that one is assassins quest, robin Hobb. -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
"That'll do, Jack Donkey."
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What is your's is mine and what is mine is mine.
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Seeing as though it a war game:
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his
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If women say all we men think with is our penis, would they be offended if I said, "Blow my mind"?
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
That's my wife's quote.... 😿What is your's is mine and what is mine is mine.
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the Anarchist wrote:
George s Patton . Fuck yesSeeing as though it a war game:
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his
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I'm not a fan of signatures. Especially when they're at the end of a text, and I spend ten minutes trying to decipher what the heck it's supposed to mean before realizing that it was not actually a part of the message... 😣
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
CAKES HAVE LAYERS!!! 🍰"That'll do, Donkey."
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Lmao everyone! Good show ... keep em coming!
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When you assume you make an ass out of you and me...
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Hyena wrote:
I tried that on my English paper. Teach wasn't pleased.When you assume you make an ass out of you and me...
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