💊 Great Diseases of Mankind 💉

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ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ May 8, 2012

Smallpox- Nearly wiped out Europe and the Native Americans, could have caused possible extinction to the human race.

Chicken Pox- Like small pox but with chickens

H1N1- aka Swine Flu, a virtually harmless disease that kills as many people as the regular flu. Has been overdramatized to help the media.

Common cold- still no freaking cure. Very common too.

Bird Flu- Some sort of disease that apparently is spread through bird 💩 and was very bad
ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ May 8, 2012

And finally

Turfengitis- Starts as a "Yawn" (refer to Mr. Big Cat). Paranoia follows along with the obsession to find who's circle your inside of. Typing for hours is suddenly pleasurable. Forum policing comes and goes (can be treated with a car bomb). Constantly checking your iDevice every minute is part of the final stages. After that your facial features begin to whither, your BMI goes up due to lack of exercise. Screening have shown unknown growths appearing in the brain. Almost like a mini brain is growing, dedicated to finding the best vendetta strategy, or where to place your next turf. Split personalities may occasionally appear. I have to go back to my studies now. There a very good test subject in today with the rare form of Turfengitis type A (aka type Turfa)
Traüger🏃Retired May 8, 2012

Intolerance- it exists in every country and hurts religions, women, minorities, gays/lesbians, poor, etc. millions constantly suffer every day from the prejudices. This mental disease has killed millions and perhaps billions over the years and adds mental damage to the minds it exists in. The only known cure is to explain peace and togetherness, which unfortunately has proven to be a failure.
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 May 8, 2012

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🔥SirTalkALot🔥 May 8, 2012

HIV: Little is known about it. Hard to tell if you have it.
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 May 8, 2012

Sir talk a lot wrote:
HIV: Little is known about it. Hard to tell if you have it.

Are you positive? 😜
Ghetto Monstazz May 8, 2012

Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Sir talk a lot wrote:
HIV: Little is known about it. Hard to tell if you have it.

Are you positive? 😜
YES.
Carpenter May 8, 2012

ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
H1N1- aka Swine Flu, a virtually harmless disease that kills as many people as the regular flu. Has been overdramatized to help the media.

Everytime I see H1N1, I can't help but laugh at the resemblence to hiney...
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ May 8, 2012

Some stupid scientist in the Netherlands was testing the bird flu (which kills people in their primes and children, rather than the flu killing old people and babies) on ferrets and after 10 generations it mutated to become airborne. This is a thing now. WE COULD ALL DIE AT ANY MOMENT, THERE IS NO VACCINE, AND THIS GUY MAKES IT AIRBORNE AND WANTS TO PUBLISH HIS FINDINGS IN A MAGAZINE!!!!!!!! Why are people so stupid these days?