Don't call the Wahmbulance
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Dial xxx (number changed as I got in enough trouble already)
Ring ring
Operator: Police, Fire, Ambulance. How may I direct your call
Me: I need a Wahmbulance please.
Operator: ambulance, putting you through.
Me: no wahm....
Ring ring
Operator2: Ambulance, what is the nature of your emergency?
Me: I need a Wahmbulance.
Operator2: yes, what is the nature of the emergency!
Me: I am about to put this bloke
In the ER.
Operator2: um, sir, it's illegal to assault someone.
Me: but I have a mob of 10k and he has a couple of hundred.
Operator2: Are you going to riot?
Me: No just the one bloke.
Operator2: But no one is injured.
Me: No, I'm about to ER him, well it might be a her.
Operator2: You don't know what sex they are? -
Me: No, girls can be just as rude as boys you know.
Operator2: so you're going to put someone in the ER for being rude?
Me: Damn straight, I mean it's not like I am going to cap them or anything. Besides they will recover.
Operator2: you've capped people before?
Me: Only a few times and usually because they capped my friends?
Operator2: ummmmm.... So where is this person you are going to put in the ER?
Me: I don't know but they have Turf in Lane Cove, Mount Druitt, Rose Bay
Operator2: So this person swore at you, you don't know their name, sex or location but you are going to put them in the ER and that's ok because it's not like you are going to cap them?
Me: yes
Operator2: is this some game to you?
Me: yes it's TurfWars
Click15 minutes later
Ring ring
Me: Hello
Police: This is the
Police, we had a complaint about a prank call from this number..... -
Lol
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😂😂😂
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No way. Seriously?!
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Speaking of the cops.... I was living in a duplex when I was younger and my best friend and I decided to prank call 911, afterwards we decided to walk to his house, the moment we walked out the door a cop pulled up, he asked if we called 911. Immediately I said "no, but the kids downstairs might have." he thanked me and went inside. We booked it!
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Lmfao . Awesome thread
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LOL, brilliant thread! 😂😭
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LMAO!!!!! LMAOLMAOLMAO. Yeah, just laughed my ass off four times. Best. Story. Ever! 👍👍👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I approve of this message. ✊
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You really are natures A-hole! 😂
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😂😂😂
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If you actually did this...😂😂...much respect. Hilarious story nonetheless. 👍 And Obsidian, that's some good stuff. 😂👍
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I just sat here and giggled because my daughter is asleep and I can't laugh too loud.
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Genius
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This thread...is glorious.
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I wanna know how the convo went with the cops lol
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
I wanna know how the convo went with the cops lol
Click....
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I shall be the first to say this.
That was an extremely foolish thing to do. 911 does not need stupid prank calls. They have a hard enough job already, saving peoples lives every day.
You should be ashamed.
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Hyena wrote:
Yeah, what happened?🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
I wanna know how the convo went with the cops lol
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₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:
🎉 💩erI shall be the first to say this.
That was an extremely foolish thing to do. 911 does not need stupid prank calls. They have a hard enough job already, saving peoples lives every day.
You should be ashamed.
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🐗Ʀɑƶɵʀвɑʗĸ🐗 wrote:
Thanks bro.₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:
🎉 💩erI shall be the first to say this.
That was an extremely foolish thing to do. 911 does not need stupid prank calls. They have a hard enough job already, saving peoples lives every day.
You should be ashamed.
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I 💚 Hyena (nohomo)😁
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mr71vwbus wrote:
+1 minus no homo.I 💚 Hyena (nohomo)😁
I'm totally homo for you hyena😜 -
So i was working as an oporator once and this guy called saying he was going to put someone in the ER but he didnt know where he/she lived, what fender they were or their name.
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Gender*
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Ʋɴίτ ⑦⑧⑨Ⓞ wrote:
oops 😳So i was working as an oporator once and this guy called saying he was going to put someone in the ER but he didnt know where he/she lived, what gender they were or their name.
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Hyena wrote:
Just made my day at work go by that much faster. Thanks.🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
I wanna know how the convo went with the cops lol
Click....
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Wow 😹
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₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ 42 min ago Quote
I shall be the first to say this.That was an extremely foolish thing to do. 911 does not need stupid prank calls. They have a hard enough job already, saving peoples lives every day.
You should be ashamed.
I took this post as a story, not real. I hope not. 911 is not a game you play. Real people live and die. A funny story indeed but if real? ... Not so funny.
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Feal free to ER me if you disagree.
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