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SkyTheLimit wrote:
You...shall discover...that even the sky is not your limit...Jaimie here! Give us a good fortune!
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
You're creepy...👀₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
Your idevice will run low on power, and you will be forced to charge it...₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
❇❇❇❇❇🙋❇❇❇❇❇
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Warhero0014 wrote:
I can see...that you will eat some food in the foreseeable future...Me please! (I said please😊)
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Hyena wrote:
You shall...have a great night with someone who forgot you were waiting...Ahhh
A flock of Dumee's.....
They should be able to feed well in this thread you have created for them SeñioritaMafioso
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Agreed. Aladeen sure says a lot of bs for someone with 4 weeks under his belt.₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:
You...shall criticize my posting, and then hypocritically give someone a fortune, then proceed to hypocritically hijack my thread with a rant that ends in a threat to report to the forum police...No. GD is getting far too spiritual as it is.
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Read mine as of now I can use any hope
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Dumee
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💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
I see that you...shall run some missions for xp...soon...I'd love to have my fortune told by a fellow priest of They
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I'm staying at 6424 just for you😋Pingas wrote:
And you...shall quickly reach a mob count of 6,425...Mе 👋🙋👋
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ि།ατᏝιиε🔫💀🌄 wrote:
You...shall sneeze...Go for it
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
I see...that your employment status will soon be altered...Give me a fortune if you could but not something obvious. Like a battery going to wear down and be charged.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
MaybeUnknownAssassin wrote:
I see...that your employment status will soon be altered...Give me a fortune if you could but not something obvious. Like a battery going to wear down and be charged.
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Me please😊
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I requesteth a fortune, wise Oracle.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
😹😹😹😹ि།ατᏝιиε🔫💀🌄 wrote:
You...shall sneeze...Go for it
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Pingas wrote:
You can try, but someday, somewhere, an infrequent user shall log in and select the "Accept All" button...SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I'm staying at 6424 just for you😋Pingas wrote:
And you...shall quickly reach a mob count of 6,425...Mе 👋🙋👋
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🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:
I can tell that you...will wake up to a better day...Read mine as of now I can use any hope
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
You...shall be faced with a difficult decision...Dumee
Paper, or plastic... 😱
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
You are right.....💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
I see that you...shall run some missions for xp...soon...I'd love to have my fortune told by a fellow priest of They
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Jak957 wrote:
And you...shall be mobbed by a flock of moths that have eaten a radioactive substance, and as they fly in your direction, they shall double in size, then triple, then quadruple, until they are all the size of armadillos. Then, they shall gnaw on your burning flesh that they have coated in a powerful acid, and suck out your blood with those little coffee straws. Next they will cover your remains and bones and operate your body as one, an successfully steal your identity.Me please😊
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Lord...of the...Turf...I can see...that you...shall...frequently...(in your head)...pause as you...read...this fortune...I requesteth a fortune, wise Oracle.
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
DO YOU DOUBT THE POWER OF LA SEÑORITAMAFIOSO?!?! I SAID YOUR EMPLOYMENT STATUS WILL CHANGE, AN IT'LL CHANGE, DAMMIT!!!SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
MaybeUnknownAssassin wrote:
I see...that your employment status will soon be altered...Give me a fortune if you could but not something obvious. Like a battery going to wear down and be charged.
😳... Pardon my...Spanish...
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*and
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Me now!
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
R.I.P. Jak957, should he have heaved his fortune and not gone camping...Jak957 wrote:
And you...shall be mobbed by a flock of moths that have eaten a radioactive substance, and as they fly in your direction, they shall double in size, then triple, then quadruple, until they are all the size of armadillos. Then, they shall gnaw on your burning flesh that they have coated in a powerful acid, and suck out your blood with those little coffee straws. Next they will cover your remains and bones and operate your body as one, an successfully steal your identity.Me please😊
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
😊Wrong! I ignore punctuation when there are more than 1 period😄Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Lord...of the...Turf...I can see...that you...shall...frequently...(in your head)...pause as you...read...this fortune...I requesteth a fortune, wise Oracle.
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GunnGunn wrote:
I see that you...shall press a button soon...Me now!
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Oh maybe that was meant for me....SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
😊Wrong! I ignore punctuation when there are more than 1 period😄Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Lord...of the...Turf...I can see...that you...shall...frequently...(in your head)...pause as you...read...this fortune...I requesteth a fortune, wise Oracle.
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💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
Lol, DuMee's are not bad they just are.SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I'm a dummee?!? I thought people had a higher opinion of me than that 😿Hyena wrote:
😊😊😊Ahhh
A flock of Dumee's.....
They should be able to feed well in this thread you have created for them SeñioritaMafioso
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I did 👍👍and I pressed it real good😜GunnGunn wrote:
I see that you...shall press a button soon...Me now!
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