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mr joble May 3, 2012

COCAINE ... LOTS OF IT !!!
The Water Waka May 3, 2012

I'm 14, how am I supposed to know this stuff?
•C U N T• May 3, 2012

mr joble wrote:
COCAINE ... LOTS OF IT !!!

I hate these silly replies, dude! This is a serious topic!!
Take your car out of the garage, whether you start it up is optional. Ask your better half to help you look for your wedding ring you have dropped between the seat and door. As she leans in POW!! Quickly bang her head in the door, 3 or 4 times should alleviate any flu like symptoms. She will also be distracted by the lumps and bumps she has just acquired and the bright scarlet archipelago trickling down her face. BC points? 😽
veo May 3, 2012

Girls love either a cool or warm cloth for their head. Small and easy gesture.
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 May 3, 2012

Mr Big Cat wrote:
I asked her what she wants from the shops and she said cigarettes and pills... Me thinks she is trying to soldier this one out like a man!!!

Thanks for the advice sealo😉

My kind of woman 😉
BellaItaliana May 3, 2012

saelo wrote:
1. Have her list her favorite beverages so you can go buy them. She needs to drink tons of fluids.

2. If you aren't up for making homemade chicken noodle soup, make sure you have some soup on hand so she can sip the broth.

3. Have her make a list of anything she might be able to eat and keep down and go buy it. Fruit, ice cream, popcicles, pudding.

4. Make her a nice warm bubble bath with tons of bubbles, a little eucalyptus, and some Epsom salts for her aches. Wait on her as she has a nice long soak and scrub her back. Bring her ice water. Put on quiet music. Dim lights. Light candles. The goal is that she relax completely.

5. Make sure you keep her fever monitored. Keep ibuprofen on hand. Bundle her up on the couch all cozy and put on her favorite chick flicks and tv you usually won't tolerate. Buy her some....

I want to be your girlfriend. Now.
Mr Big Cat May 3, 2012

Day1 - survived.

Some revision done!!!!!

Thanks for the tips everyone. Thank the lord I have work tomorrow so only have to survive the evening :) lol
◾️〓ZᎧᎧM〓◾️ May 3, 2012

Get some of the real fruit Popsicles. Cool the fever, boost vitamin C and won't sit heavy in the belly, oh and tell her you will be cleaning the house and doing the laundry while she tries one.
papabear72 May 3, 2012

Go stay at a hotel for a week and call her mama to take care of her.
Mr Big Cat May 11, 2012

****UPDATE****

For those of u interested!!!

The Girlfriend is feeling significantly better! She is now half way through her exams (2 left). They could have gone better ... And could have gone a lot worse - which I take as women code for 'they went well'

Thanks for all the tips, I think the initial few days of TLC and a shed load of healthy food and vitamins really helped stop it becoming horrific!!
Hyena May 11, 2012

Of course we are interested. A happy Big Cat plays better in the forums. Though you have some competition from Vishbume with his house...
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ May 11, 2012

Hyena wrote:
Of course we are interested. A happy Big Cat plays better in the forums. Though you have some competition from Vishbume with his house...

+1
Mr Big Cat May 11, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hyena wrote:
Of course we are interested. A happy Big Cat plays better in the forums. Though you have some competition from Vishbume with his house...

+1
No competition between Vish and I... He would wipe the floor with me should he wish to!!!
Also there is a lot of threads at the moment all similar in nature, Vish has put a different angle on it which is great. I think I will dodge the subject of others for a while due to fear of being type cast
Visɧɓuɱe May 12, 2012

Mr Big Cat wrote:
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Hyena wrote:
Of course we are interested. A happy Big Cat plays better in the forums. Though you have some competition from Vishbume with his house...

+1
No competition between Vish and I... He would wipe the floor with me should he wish to!!!
Also there is a lot of threads at the moment all similar in nature, Vish has put a different angle on it which is great. I think I will dodge the subject of others for a while due to fear of being type cast

No competition here.I take my notes from the master Mr.BC.

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