Noobs of Turf Wars! (advice)

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🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 May 2, 2012

Do you ever feel as though you don't belong?
Are larger players always picking on you?
Can't get even a half decent thread started before somebody shoots it down?

Well your in luck!!

I'm sure nobody has told you yet, since a lot of people here like to see noobs suffer..... But I will offer this advice up to any yearning for acceptance by the TW community.

All you have to do is find a player named 🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥, and carbomb his turf!

We have all done it, and have all had a great laugh!

To all the noobs I wish you good luck in your turf wars endeavors!
🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 May 2, 2012

P.S. Nick, can I get this stickied?
dark flame🔥 May 2, 2012

You suck
YОU May 2, 2012

Nvm guys! Just tried it! Now everyone gives me tons of respect! I used to be a no good troll but after this initiation challenge BAM! I rise to glory.
🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 May 2, 2012

₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:
Nvm guys! Just tried it! Now everyone gives me tons of respect! I used to be a no good troll but after this initiation challenge BAM! I rise to glory.

Well done man! 👍 count on me as an ally! 😉
🔥☣ λᎦᎦλᎦᎦìɳ ☣🔥 May 2, 2012

₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:
Nvm guys! Just tried it! Now everyone gives me tons of respect! I used to be a no good troll but after this initiation challenge BAM! I rise to glory.

I get no respect😔
🍺L🅰XB®O🍺 May 2, 2012

₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:
Nvm guys! Just tried it! Now everyone gives me tons of respect! I used to be a no good troll but after this initiation challenge BAM! I rise to glory.

I did it last week. Nick even gave me an extra 1k mob because of it.
🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 May 2, 2012

☣ɴøøßκίιιεર☣ wrote:
₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:
Nvm guys! Just tried it! Now everyone gives me tons of respect! I used to be a no good troll but after this initiation challenge BAM! I rise to glory.

I get no respect😔
Have you carbombed the turf yet? It's the great initiation!
ꑄϮ༱ꋬསϧξ༱ May 2, 2012

I remember my initiation...😄
!!!ADD: UTT!!! May 2, 2012

❕It helps loads do it❕
࿈☪Λ͜α͞ʀ͢o͡ɴ☪࿈ May 2, 2012

It's the only and best way😃
991-۷օㄨγ-991 May 2, 2012

He will be happy and give you all the money in the world!!!
Brad Lovegrove May 2, 2012

I want to be part of the TW community, but I can't send Viper car bombs coz he's on my mob! :(
dark flame🔥 May 2, 2012

Brad Lovegrove wrote:
I want to be part of the TW community, but I can't send Viper car bombs coz he's on my mob! :(

You duck
Brad Lovegrove May 2, 2012

🔥λdd👊Σdωαяdσ🔥 wrote:
Brad Lovegrove wrote:
I want to be part of the TW community, but I can't send Viper car bombs coz he's on my mob! :(

You duck
Don't you call me a duck you goddamed swan
YОU May 2, 2012

Brad Lovegrove wrote:
🔥λdd👊Σdωαяdσ🔥 wrote:
Brad Lovegrove wrote:
I want to be part of the TW community, but I can't send Viper car bombs coz he's on my mob! :(

You duck
Don't you call me a duck you goddamed swan
See this is why I only accept mob invites from RL friends. Another tip kids!
࿈☪Λ͜α͞ʀ͢o͡ɴ☪࿈ May 2, 2012

Brad Lovegrove wrote:
I want to be part of the TW community, but I can't send Viper car bombs coz he's on my mob! :(

It doesn't matter if he's in your mob it's initiation
Twfc-wankers May 2, 2012

I car bombed viper and looted 3 more car bombs, so I car bombed the other turfs and damn I was crying at my luck 😱 😂
🎸Ꭲ✯ℌ༏ננβ༏ננƴ🎸 May 2, 2012

Everytime I get a carbomb I send it to him. I love doing it and now I am accepted in the TW community!😺👍
⚠TOOLZ⚠ May 2, 2012

I had to go to the Don to buy some car bombs 🚗🔥but they are all out ! I'll try again tomorrow.
─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ May 2, 2012

🔥λdd👊Σdωαяdσ🔥 wrote:
You suck

Someone didn't do the initiation...