The OTB conundrum.

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TheNewfieBullet May 2, 2012

1) It is common knowledge that the entire universe is held inside the boundaries of OTB's pants. It is also true that our planet (earth) does not share an Internet connection with other planets, much less things outside of our universe. So, I was pondering OTB's existence on TW. How does he play? I think he must spend a lot of time with his hand in his pants 😉
2) if the universe is ever expanding, how do his pants stay on? I mean, how much food does he have to eat to fill them out? Or does he just tighten his belt?
3) Where the hell does OTB live? Is he by himself? Or are there other entities containing alternate universes?
4) Where did he find the pants? Did he make them? Is OTB the whole reason begin the Big Bang?
TheNewfieBullet May 2, 2012

* behind not begin
TheNewfieBullet May 2, 2012

5) What is in OTB's shirt?
Brad Lovegrove May 2, 2012

TheNewfieBullet wrote:
5) What is in OTB's shirt?

Heaven I think, hell's somewhere in his sock
ÐミҒㄩ₦ҜϮ_ϻʘƌミ May 2, 2012

What happens when he has sex? Assuming there are others where he is at.
ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ May 2, 2012

[no offence OTB] Anyone ever get sick of hearing about OTBs pants/thumb? Or is it just me? Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?
james87 May 2, 2012

My mind can't handle these questions!!!!
Demacia May 2, 2012

ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
[no offence OTB] Anyone ever get sick of hearing about OTBs pants/thumb? Or is it just me? Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?

Me, but w.e it's what people talk about to feel part of the community. (IMHO)
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 May 2, 2012

I mean, it does get a little old. But whatevs. He's a cool guy. It's an interesting joke (that he doesn't even make anymore 😞) it's just old when your like, hmmm, it SAYS 4 hours ago but I fucking KNOW for a FACT I've read damn near this EXACT same post AT LEAST once or twice before.
Meh... Oh well. As more and more catch on to the joke of OTB's pants, more and more will continue a stab at creative threads surrounding it.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 May 2, 2012

Won't be long now, I've almost finished cutting... Soon he shall not be wearing pants, but shorts, and the light shall set us free
ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 May 2, 2012

When the OTB's pants joke start anyway? How?
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ May 2, 2012

Well to answer #2, maybe it's like men in black, the universe is actually just something inside a little trinket
💉СУГЦЅDAVIГЦЅ💉 May 2, 2012

At least you're a red sox fan, and for that you are above the rest.
🔱ADD🔱UILO🔱 May 2, 2012

⛄🔥aժժ⛄ʗℌɪℒℒყ🔥⛄ wrote:
When the OTB's pants joke start anyway? How?

What do you mean how did it start?
It has always been