War Of The Roses

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🎩Mr Peanut🎩 May 2, 2012

My wife recently discovered Turf Wars and I'm torn how to approach this situation. Do I:

A) Be a good husband and help her out.
B) Treat her like anyone else

Or

C) Cap the shit out of her.

I am open to any ideas or suggestions from the Turf Wars community!
🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 May 2, 2012

Help her out until she's addicted, then cap her out! 👍
⚔♛ᏦįℵᏳᎯℜϮℌųℜ♛⚔ May 2, 2012

C but only once she's big enough. No capping noobs
🔥INFERNØ🔥 May 2, 2012

What they said👆👆👆👍
~REVENGE~ May 2, 2012

Depends. How comfy is the couch and how much do you like sex?
࿈ ᏩᏞᎪᎠᏐᎪᎢᏫᎡ ࿈ May 2, 2012

Dino Marchetti wrote:
Depends. How comfy is the couch and how much do you like sex?

I was wondering the same thing 😂😂😂
†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† May 2, 2012

silly_gurf wrote:
Dino Marchetti wrote:
Depends. How comfy is the couch and how much do you like sex?

I was wondering the same thing 😂😂😂
Is your dog house warm?
$&)(&$ May 2, 2012

†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
silly_gurf wrote:
Dino Marchetti wrote:
Depends. How comfy is the couch and how much do you like sex?

I was wondering the same thing 😂😂😂
Is your dog house warm?
All the above here👆😂😂😂
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 May 2, 2012

💀Ꮻвsιdιαη💀 wrote:
Help her out until she's addicted, then cap her out! 👍

👍👍👍
⚪️ May 2, 2012

Dino Marchetti wrote:
Depends. How comfy is the couch and how much do you like sex?

Word🔨
Queen Nicole May 2, 2012

I'd say d) let her figure it out on her own and leave her alone Unless asked questions Or reasonable support because....
A) she may get addicted more so then you and you may have to give up your man card when her mob gets bigger.
B) It's impossible to treat her like everyone else because she is your wife and will prob get mad if you completely ignore her.
And...
C) You will have horrible blue balls, or she will try her hardest to mob up (refer to choice A) And seek revenge, and/ or your learning to cook. 😜😉
eviltink May 2, 2012

All great TW relationships entail a combination of lunacy and mutual torture...among other things. So as long as you keep it to state and federal holidays and every time she sneezes...great fun!
Sgt Mayday May 2, 2012

My bro capped one of my turf and I punched him. Don't cap her.