Dumbest rumor you've heard of yourself?

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rojo2017 May 2, 2012

badmrfrosty wrote:
alton(god) wrote:
rojo2017 wrote:
I have no soul.

Same here
You two should go play Xbox forum together then, though you might actually have to play Xbox unfortunately to participate.
What?
Lady Skillz May 2, 2012

I lost my job because I called off work when my dad passed away and was out for a week. My bosses mom thought I was lying so told everyone that worked there that I was and none of it was true ( my best friend worked with me and was at his funeral.) needless to say I went back to a lot of talk about how I was a bad person for making it up and punched my bosses mom in the face and walked out. Next day I walked in with a huge blow up of the obituary and told her to f*** off and then I quit.
nailz May 2, 2012

mr joble wrote:
Some guy punched me on the bus home from school , so I got a car full of mates to batter him ! Then a couple of days later my mum phoned me up crying because the rumour going round was that he threw a snow ball at me with a snooker ball inside it and it smashed out my 2 front teeth ????? First I heard of it lol it's like Chinese whispers round here FFs !!!

You needed a carload of mates to fight for you?
nailz May 2, 2012

Apparently I'm a grandfather...
I'm 20...
And I don't have kids...
DarkShadow May 2, 2012

nailz wrote:
Apparently I'm a grandfather...
I'm 20...
And I don't have kids...

😱
࿇ᎦཏᎯᎠᎾᏯ࿇ May 2, 2012

།ཉ།པཇ༄པཀ།ཉའཇ།།བ wrote:
nailz wrote:
Apparently I'm a grandfather...
I'm 20...
And I don't have kids...

😱
BLUE UMBRELLA! Sorry. Took me about 15 minutes of staring at your name to figure out what it said. I'm proud of myself so I thought I would share.
GreenManXphile May 2, 2012

I went to a pretty goody goody catholic high school growing up, but was the pinnicle of not fitting that mold. So this one time like junior year my ex girlfriend at the time's, best friend, we'll call her "J", decided she'd spread rumors about me in an attempt to tarnish people's image of me for breaking it off with her friend.

So she told everyone I had a french maid fetish because my ex had dressed up as one for valentines day after our dinner that year when i snuck her in my room she spent the night....

So when no one gave a shit, she confronted me at lunch loudly about it a couple days later, thinking I'd be embarrassed or something. So when she loudly asked "what kinda guy gets turned on by something that perverted?!?" I raised my hand and so did around half the guys in the in the cafeteria.

It's not that funny I guess... But think of her as a huge prude, sexually naive, bible humper. She was shocked her plan didn't work.
GreenManXphile May 2, 2012

Actually it still doesn't make sense to me how she thought that would make me look bad... I absolutely think French maid outfits are sexy. Not all that perverted.

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