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My mother in law never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch
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Al-co-pop wrote:
Not a one liner that!!!My mother in law never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch
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Coffee is for mugs
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People with constipation don't give a shit
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I'll stop procrastinating ... tomorrow.
Fight apathy! Or don't ... nobody cares.
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I really am a ... Tight Unit Ready For Action.
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Al-co-pop wrote:
Wouldn't that mean your mother-in-law was calling your mother a bitch? Which is seemingly common. For it to be ironic wouldn't she have to call you a "son-in-law of a bitch"? Or am I taking crazy pills?My mother in law never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch
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HåZ€ (Add HZ) wrote:
I knew something was wrong there. The original joke was supposed to be that his mom never saw the irony, not mother in lawAl-co-pop wrote:
Wouldn't that mean your mother-in-law was calling your mother a bitch? Which is seemingly common. For it to be ironic wouldn't she have to call you a "son-in-law of a bitch"? Or am I taking crazy pills?My mother in law never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
👆i see what u did there.. 😉I really am a ... Tight Unit Ready For Action.
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Are you Asian?I really am a ... Tight Unit Ready For Action.
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Hurry up and wait
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One for work... Take your time, when you get a chance can you hurry the fuck up.
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Wiper juice
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My grandad was in hospital. So we greased his back. He went quickly downhill from there
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Impotence: natures way of saying "no hard feelings"
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Conjunctivitis.com, there's a site for sore eyes.
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I went into this video shop and the man asked if I'd like to rent Batman Forever, I said "No... Just for 2 hours"
I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.
I went to the dentist and he said, "Say aaah.", I asked why and he said, "My dogs died"
I rang up my local swimming baths. I said "Is that the local swimming baths?" He said, "It depends upon where you're calling from."
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🌟Super Swagger🌟 wrote:
LMAO!!!! At the last one. 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍I went into this video shop and the man asked if I'd like to rent Batman Forever, I said "No... Just for 2 hours"
I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.
I went to the dentist and he said, "Say aaah.", I asked why and he said, "My dogs died"
I rang up my local swimming baths. I said "Is that the local swimming baths?" He said, "It depends upon where you're calling from."
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I was in the park the other day wondering why frisbees look bigger the closer they get to you. And then it hit me 😹
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My friend has lots of dents in his head. He lives very nearby; just a stone's throw away
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Mr Dillinger wrote:
Ha ha haMy grandad was in hospital. So we greased his back. He went quickly downhill from there
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