So...

BigBK Jul 13, 2010

I get up to go into the kitchen and get a drink...after 5 minutes my gf gets to
see what's taking me so long...she fines me frantically tapping away on my iPhone... She says; "who you talking to?you cheatin on me?" to which I replied "baby the only thing I'm laying other them you is turf!"...

...she didn't find it quite as funny as I did.
Ramzy Jul 13, 2010

Lmaoo! Wouldve been priceless if she did but still hilarious. Good 1
ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Jul 13, 2010

Lmao that's funny!
DJHAZZR Jul 13, 2010

Funny but that's just stupid to say to a girl.
BigBK Jul 13, 2010

My gf does stand up comedy...I really can't say anything too stupid...she's got a pretty good sense of humour
yomama1064 Jul 13, 2010

Haha priceless