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F/\(V)()|_|$187 wrote:
ooo I no u. U bought some herbs from me on cw ha ha haa and u say this game sucks? Dear o' dear. Thanks for over 140k!! Ha ha haaUr guys tt is wack y'all can suck on my knob!!! Muphukas!!!
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Read it and weep. The king has 5 pages. That's 👋 👈count them. 5 pages. That's awesome
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King Kelder? More like Kunt Kelder
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King Kelder wrote:
1) If you want to be taken seriously, learn to spell. I assure you, no self respecting monarch would be seen to be using 'u', 'b4' or 'becuz'Salvation shall set u free.
2) 'Salvation shall set you free.' Please, did you go to elementary school? Do you know the meaning of the word salvation? Salvation is, in this case, the act of being set free. You have yourself right there a paradoxical statement, dear boy.
3) Your attitude far outweighs your skill, at this present moment in time. Get the skill, then start working your mouth. Until then, keep it shut.
I don't care who you are in cartel wars. Just because Obama is president of the US doesn't mean he can walk in and become British Prime Minister. Get me?
In short, I dislike you. Get your pathetic proclamations off our forums.
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Jacksie wrote:
agree 100%💵💊💉King Kelder wrote:
1) If you want to be taken seriously, learn to spell. I assure you, no self respecting monarch would be seen to be using 'u', 'b4' or 'becuz'Salvation shall set u free.
2) 'Salvation shall set you free.' Please, did you go to elementary school? Do you know the meaning of the word salvation? Salvation is, in this case, the act of being set free. You have yourself right there a paradoxical statement, dear boy.
3) Your attitude far outweighs your skill, at this present moment in time. Get the skill, then start working your mouth. Until then, keep it shut.
I don't care who you are in cartel wars. Just because Obama is president of the US doesn't mean he can walk in and become British Prime Minister. Get me?
In short, I dislike you. Get your pathetic proclamations off our forums.
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King Kelder wrote:
King, if you decide to give this game a fair shot I'll be happy to back you up, even though your slagging us etc. could you try out the game with an open mind and no bais (I think I butchered that spelling). I'll be happy to get people to help you get good in thus game. If you need any help on TW ask me and, I'm not promising anything, I'll help you as much as my abilities will allow.😉Read it and weep. The king has 5 pages. That's 👋 👈count them. 5 pages. That's awesome
Oh and btw, I do play cartel wars and I think it's a great game in it's own right but because turf wars is so differant to cartel wars I can't compare them so I enjoy both 😋 -
Smal note about kings:historicly,kings are supposed to be really holy/good/pray every day. Go on, bow to the mighty Don!!
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King Kelder wrote:
agreedIm a big stupid bitch who has a mule account
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El borges. The king thanx u and will take u up on ur offer
As to the rest of the babble. The king will put u all in ur places at the proper time. Salvation is coming. Have u been saved?
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King Kelder wrote:
king you have my support as well. And I'm no smalltine player. I await your command my leigeEl borges. The king thanx u and will take u up on ur offer
As to the rest of the babble. The king will put u all in ur places at the proper time. Salvation is coming. Have u been saved?
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King Kelder wrote:
yes.El borges. The king thanx u and will take u up on ur offer
As to the rest of the babble. The king will put u all in ur places at the proper time. Salvation is coming. Have u been saved?
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The squire is hether
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King Kelder wrote:
I like this guy. I hope he sticks around!El borges. The king thanx u and will take u up on ur offer
As to the rest of the babble. The king will put u all in ur places at the proper time. Salvation is coming. Have u been saved?
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!GeorgeForce🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
King Kelder wrote:
I like this guy. I hope he sticks around!El borges. The king thanx u and will take u up on ur offer
As to the rest of the babble. The king will put u all in ur places at the proper time. Salvation is coming. Have u been saved?
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King Kelder wrote:
I was gonna say the same. Gotta say I'm at least a little impressed with us. We both got over 100 replies on our first threads in each other's forums.Read it and weep. The king has 5 pages. That's 👋 👈count them. 5 pages. That's awesome
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YOU wrote:
Albeit, most of it inflammatory garbage, but a feat, nonetheless.King Kelder wrote:
I was gonna say the same. Gotta say I'm at least a little impressed with us. We both got over 100 replies on our first threads in each other's forums.Read it and weep. The king has 5 pages. That's 👋 👈count them. 5 pages. That's awesome
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Bellaitaliana. The king is honored by ur gracious offer. The king will take this offer. And believe this. The king isn't gonna scamper off because of a couple girls tantrums.
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King Kelder wrote:
If you're sticking around...don't spend skill points on attack or defense stats; trust me, you'll thank me later!Bellaitaliana. The king is honored by ur gracious offer. The king will take this offer. And believe this. The king isn't gonna scamper off because of a couple girls tantrums.
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King Kelder wrote:
: retracing steps, rereading words.. What offer? What offer? :Bellaitaliana. The king is honored by ur gracious offer. The king will take this offer. And believe this. The king isn't gonna scamper off because of a couple girls tantrums.
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BellaItaliana wrote:
I know, I just assumed it was some special "private" offer!King Kelder wrote:
: retracing steps, rereading words.. What offer? What offer? :Bellaitaliana. The king is honored by ur gracious offer. The king will take this offer. And believe this. The king isn't gonna scamper off because of a couple girls tantrums.
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King Kelder wrote:
Thanks...That's right. Roll out the red carpet. Sound the trumpets. Set up the throne. Turf wars is now officially bn taken over.
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BellAitaliana. The offer for hep is what the king was talkn about
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The squire and king now run this game
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Squire kelder wrote:
The squire and king now run this game
That's the funniest thing I've ever read since these forums began.
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So in the guitar world, Squire is Fender's low cost, mass produced wannabe for those who will never make it to the real stage.
I'm guessing the two of you share the same relationship?
This is not a dis on the King, btw. I think you'll make it in this game if you really want to. But Squire, step off the coattails. Make your own mark. We already have enough sheep here.
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Squire kelder wrote:
yeah you're one to talk because you haven't won a single fightThe squire and king now run this game
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King Kelder wrote:
at least he is legal...Read it and weep. The king has 5 pages. That's 👋 👈count them. 5 pages. That's awesome
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150. 2 days. Now that, like the king, is awesome!!!
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King Kelder wrote:
Why who art thou, to be in TWs bed mist and call yourself king, you foul mouth! What hast I done to receive this foul mouth work!? You are obviously a foreigner, lest you speak better in our mist. Methinks you come from the foul kingdom of CW. Hast you no honour? I harken thee sire, to a joust match. (attack me) maythee best man win. Also, you boast of throngs you cannot pickup. If thou wants to see a PROPER amount of pages, thaan come see the honourable thread, ONE UP. It may boast of 57 pages!Read it and weep. The king has 5 pages. That's 👋 👈count them. 5 pages. That's awesome
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You do know...they are just doing this to stir shit up lol ignore them
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