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Red_Nation wrote:
How would you know this?Сюмшдиdэя. Рщи wrote:
Average in korea 1/2 inchThe average size of a penis in America, 4"
The average size if a penis in Britian 6"
The average size of a penis in Iceland 8"
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A man walks up to a random women on the street and says,"I have penus, you have vagina, it meant to be."
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A girl fails a test in school and decides she is going to try and use some girl charm to get a make up test, so she sends the teacher a text and this is how it goes
Girl:sir I really need to make up this test, please make me retake it, I'm willing to do anything.
Teacher: I don't know, it's completely against school policy.
Girl: remember I said I will do anything...
Teacher: will you..... Study?
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GunnGunn wrote:
SO FUNNY.A man walks up to a random women on the street and says,"I have penus, you have vagina, it meant to be."
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🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
THANK YOU.GunnGunn wrote:
SO FUNNY.A man walks up to a random women on the street and says,"I have penus, you have vagina, it meant to be."
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GunnGunn wrote:
LOL🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
THANK YOU.GunnGunn wrote:
SO FUNNY.A man walks up to a random women on the street and says,"I have penus, you have vagina, it meant to be."
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ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
OMGGunnGunn wrote:
LOL🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
THANK YOU.GunnGunn wrote:
SO FUNNY.A man walks up to a random women on the street and says,"I have penus, you have vagina, it meant to be."
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So there is this skyscraper with a bar near the top. There's this guy in it who is sitting on a barstool. He says to the bartender: "Hey, give me another one of the usual!" the bartender pours him one. The guy takes the drink, swirled it around, chugs it, stands up, runs and jumps out of an open window. He then flies around and lands back into the bar. He walks to the barstool and sits back down. In the meanwhile, guy 2 while walking in the street has seen the first guy fly out of the window and land back inside and becomes immediately intreagued. He goes up to the bar in the skyscraper and finds the guy. He asks him: "how did you do that? That was incredible!" The guy replies: "Awe, it's simple. You just take this drink, drink it, run, jump, and fly!" So guy 2 orders the drink, drinks it, runs to the window and jumps. Immediately after, he falls to his death. The bartender turns to the guy and says: "Superman, you're suck an asshole when you're drunk."
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GunnGunn wrote:
WHY ARE WE TALKING SO LOUDᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
OMGGunnGunn wrote:
LOL🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
THANK YOU.GunnGunn wrote:
SO FUNNY.A man walks up to a random women on the street and says,"I have penus, you have vagina, it meant to be."
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$jax$ wrote:
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST FUN.GunnGunn wrote:
WHY ARE WE TALKING SO LOUDᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
OMGGunnGunn wrote:
LOL🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
THANK YOU.GunnGunn wrote:
SO FUNNY.A man walks up to a random women on the street and says,"I have penus, you have vagina, it meant to be."
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So I walked in the kitchen this one day, my wife wasn't in their. That's the joke the END
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awesome austin wrote:
IT REALLY IS$jax$ wrote:
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST FUN.GunnGunn wrote:
WHY ARE WE TALKING SO LOUDᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
OMGGunnGunn wrote:
LOL🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
THANK YOU.GunnGunn wrote:
SO FUNNY.A man walks up to a random women on the street and says,"I have penus, you have vagina, it meant to be."
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Cooper King 7 wrote:
Your right she was with meSo I walked in the kitchen this one day, my wife wasn't in their. That's the joke the END
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ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
SOOOOOO FUN.awesome austin wrote:
IT REALLY IS$jax$ wrote:
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST FUN.GunnGunn wrote:
WHY ARE WE TALKING SO LOUDᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) wrote:
OMGGunnGunn wrote:
LOL🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
THANK YOU.GunnGunn wrote:
SO FUNNY.A man walks up to a random women on the street and says,"I have penus, you have vagina, it meant to be."
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