500 Miles

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💙ⒶⒹⒹ🅢🅦🅐🅖🅖🅔🅡💙 Apr 26, 2012

When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes with turf next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who plants turf along with you

If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who posts on forums along with you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering Private Messages to you

But I would hop 500 miles
And I would hop 500 more
Just to be the man who hopped 1000 miles
To lay turf down at your door
💙ⒶⒹⒹ🅢🅦🅐🅖🅖🅔🅡💙 Apr 26, 2012

When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard at capping you
And when the money comes in for the work I'll do
I'll pass almost every penny on to nick

When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who checks my wars with you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old in Alaska with you

But I would hop 500 miles
And I would hop 500 more
Just to be the man who hopped 1000 miles
To lay turf down at your door
💙ⒶⒹⒹ🅢🅦🅐🅖🅖🅔🅡💙 Apr 26, 2012

When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose lonely without Turf Wars
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about turf hopping with you.

But I would hop 500 miles
And I would hop 500 more
Just to be the man who hopped 1000 miles
To lay turf down at your door
FU airports! Apr 26, 2012

Da-da-da-ta!!!!!

This is worse than the Rick roll, fucking song is gonna be stuck in my head all day now.

Thanks a lot. 😒
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Apr 26, 2012

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ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 Apr 26, 2012

... With all the song parodies lately, I was honestly wondering when this would happen...
OneThumbBastard Apr 26, 2012

Excellent👍
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Apr 26, 2012

Bwahaahahahaha
Love it
😂😂
Ꭱ3V Apr 26, 2012

🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Bwahaahahahaha
Love it
😂😂
Аляска Apr 26, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Bwahaahahahaha
Love it
😂😂
🍟ßᎥ₲ ҡэṼчƝ🍟 Apr 26, 2012

Da da da da!!! I was just singing it all the way through. Good song
※ Ꭰ Ꭺ Ꮩ Ꭼ Ᏼ ※ Apr 26, 2012

Grr I will be singing this all da y now oh how is your turf hoping going super
Funky Buffalo Apr 26, 2012

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