What did the ocean say to the shore?

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Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 Apr 25, 2012

Nothing they just waved.
Amish Hitman Apr 25, 2012

Ok I'll add a bad joke.... Why can't you hear rabbits have sex?

... They have cotton balls
Ojibwe Apr 25, 2012

Amish Hitman wrote:
Ok I'll add a bad joke.... Why can't you hear rabbits have sex?

... They have cotton balls

I'm stealing this one too. 👍
soundtek Apr 25, 2012

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Apr 25, 2012

soundtek wrote:
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

Girlfriend : "...😳 bananas don't fly..."
Me : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Doc Xray Apr 25, 2012

There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says

‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 25, 2012

Add RaiKou wrote:
soundtek wrote:
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

Girlfriend : "...😳 bananas don't fly..."
Me : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol! Love it 😂😂😂😂👍👍
Doc Xray wrote:
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says

‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’

Lmao. So pathetic it's almost full circle to cool 😝😂👍
Amish Hitman Apr 25, 2012

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 Apr 25, 2012

Amish Hitman wrote:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Hahaha when I first read it I read it bar then I was like I don't get it.
Ꭱ3V Apr 25, 2012

Doc Xray wrote:
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says

‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’

Sadly this took me second to figure out. But when I did I chuckled.
•C U N T• Apr 25, 2012

Customer: "Give me three packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Customer: "Nah.... She's not that ugly."
•C U N T• Apr 25, 2012

I keep one of Peter Pan's turds with me at all times...
That shit never gets old.
$&)(&$ Apr 25, 2012

Doc Xray wrote:
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says

‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’

😂😂😂😂
The Nomad Apr 25, 2012

How do you know a blondes dating? She has belt buckle imprints on her forehead
🌆💀🔫GTR36🔫💀🌆 Apr 25, 2012

The Nomad wrote:
How do you know a blondes dating? She has belt buckle imprints on her forehead

I think u missed the point.
🍓🔫Ƥızzɑ Ǥøƌ🍔🔫 Apr 25, 2012

A man walks into a bar. What does he say?

Ouch
༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ Apr 25, 2012

Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Nothing they just waved.

Actually, I thought it said "I Sea You!!" :P
mojopilot Apr 25, 2012

If a fire hydrant has h2o on the inside, what does it have on the outside?

k9p
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 25, 2012

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?
Аляска Apr 25, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

😂😂😂😂😂
Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 Apr 25, 2012

Baron Von Fritz wrote:
Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Nothing they just waved.

Actually, I thought it said "I Sea You!!" :P
Well don't be a beach about it.
A͜ÐÐ🐰ᎦསཔᏩ🔫🔴🌆 Apr 25, 2012

Have you ever seen a man-eating banana?

Yeah every morning.

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This is a verbal joke and it is a man eating banana or a man-eating banana
Amish Hitman Apr 25, 2012

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Apr 25, 2012

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
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It's cute, but can you really breathe through that thing?
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 25, 2012

What's black and white and pink?

A magpie with a stiffy.

Or...

What's black and white and dangerous?

A magpie with a machine gun.