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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What did the inventor of the drawing board go back to when it all went wrong?
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🌟Super Swagger🌟 wrote:
Sex.What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What did the inventor of the drawing board go back to when it all went wrong?
The future?
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Before sliced bread was bread, before the drawing board he went back to school...
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This is actually a pretty deep question if you think about it. What did they say before sliced bread came along?
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they sterilise needles used to give lethal injections?
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🌟Super Swagger🌟 wrote:
To protect there brain from flying aboutWhy do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they sterilise needles used to give lethal injections?
And so we don't get diseases -
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Which bastard thought up the spelling of dyslexia?
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Why do nurses wake you up to give you sleeping pills?
Why do my feet smell and my nose run?
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🌟Super Swagger🌟 wrote:
Gag reflex.Why do nurses wake you up to give you sleeping pills?
Why do my feet smell and my nose run?
Poor hygiene and personal health.
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Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
I don't think you understood his second question🌟Super Swagger🌟 wrote:
Gag reflex.Why do nurses wake you up to give you sleeping pills?
Why do my feet smell and my nose run?
Poor hygiene and personal health.
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So you sleep longer
Because the English language is crap, you wouldn't get away with that in Russian
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☠✠Add CTF✠☠ wrote:
It's a lethal injection...🌟Super Swagger🌟 wrote:
To protect there brain from flying aboutWhy do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they sterilise needles used to give lethal injections?
And so we don't get diseases -
To look inconspicuous
So that they can't be sooed for bad practise
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Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
I was thinking the same thing...☠✠Add CTF✠☠ wrote:
It's a lethal injection...🌟Super Swagger🌟 wrote:
To protect there brain from flying aboutWhy do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they sterilise needles used to give lethal injections?
And so we don't get diseases -
Why was John Wilkes Booth such a famous actor in the North when he was against the North and loved the South?
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If corner stores are open 24/7 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway??
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If electricity comes from electrons, where does morality come from?
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the destroyer 3 wrote:
Sooed?To look inconspicuous
So that they can't be sooed for bad practise
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My mind is now fu*king blown. Ty swagger 😜
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Why do we keep posting deep thinking questions?
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If a little quiz is called a quizzicle why isn't a little test a testicle?
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❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
Because a little test is a Quiz.If a little quiz is called a quizzicle why isn't a little test a testicle?
Why are apartments so damn close together?
How did the guy invent superglue if he was supposed to be making airplane glass?
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❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
They arent small that's whyIf a little quiz is called a quizzicle why isn't a little test a testicle?
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🌟Super Swagger🌟 wrote:
The same guy that spelled phoneticsWhy is abbreviation such a long word?
Which bastard thought up the spelling of dyslexia?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What did the inventor of the drawing board go back to when it all went wrong?
The wheel
Cave wall
Trust me I was there 😉
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🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
I think he did...Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
I don't think you understood his second question🌟Super Swagger🌟 wrote:
Gag reflex.Why do nurses wake you up to give you sleeping pills?
Why do my feet smell and my nose run?
Poor hygiene and personal health.
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ffmedic4143 wrote:
i like that second one :). this is a good thread, keep it going!If corner stores are open 24/7 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway??
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ffmedic4143 wrote:
Mr Big Cat solved the sencond one. He said there's a road.If corner stores are open 24/7 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway??
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🌟Super Swagger🌟 wrote:
So they can scream 'KAMAKAZI' into their helmet microphones for the guys back at base to cheer to.Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they sterilise needles used to give lethal injections?
To give the death-row guys a false hope that it's only a sleeping agent.
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^spelling mistake warnings
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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