Coconut Migration?

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🔥zUntamed🔥 Apr 24, 2012

Soldier: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
Soldier: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Soldier: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
Soldier: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
Soldier: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
Soldier: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
🔥zUntamed🔥 Apr 24, 2012

Soldier: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
Soldier: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
Soldier: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Soldier: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Soldier: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
Soldier: Am I right?
⚔♛ᏦįℵᏳᎯℜϮℌųℜ♛⚔ Apr 24, 2012

Hey that's me
TheNewfieBullet Apr 24, 2012

Monty Python
Carpenter Apr 24, 2012

I instantly began reading this with the right accents. Greatest movie of all time.
࿇ℛ✘Ꮓ∅ᎡᏰᎪϾᏦ࿇ Apr 24, 2012

TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Monty Python
Traüger🏃Retired Apr 24, 2012

I haven't watched holy grail in a couple months, and I still have the whole movie's dialogue memorized lmfao
heimdall Apr 24, 2012

I just watched this last night lol
NaiBlanc Apr 24, 2012

Has anyone got the holy handgrenade??
NaiBlanc Apr 24, 2012

Mind you, the all time classic monty python quote is: "he's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy!"
🔥zUntamed🔥 Apr 24, 2012

🇬🇧IcemanIan wrote:
Mind you, the all time classic monty python quote is: "he's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy!"

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ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Apr 24, 2012

What is your name? King Arthur.
What is your quest? To find the holy Grail.
What is the wingspan of a swallow? Well, is it African, or european? I don't know! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Apr 24, 2012

She turned me into a newt! *silence* ..... I got bettah!

SHE'S A WITCH!
☭Ʈჩع ཞعժ A͜ཞღγ☭ Apr 24, 2012

A quote useful to TW:
"Bring out yer dead!"
ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Apr 24, 2012

LMAO! bring out yer dead!
Bring out yer dead! "here's one." "I'm not dead yet!" *whacks him* "here you go."
ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Apr 24, 2012

TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND! " what are you going to do now?bleed on me?"
🌆💀🔫GTR36🔫💀🌆 Apr 24, 2012

Fucking classic. That is all there is to say. Fucking classic!
★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Apr 24, 2012

Carpenter wrote:
I instantly began reading this with the right accents. Greatest movie of all time.
Bronicferg Apr 24, 2012

Awesome movie!!!!😃😃😃😃