I talk with a computer

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💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Apr 23, 2012

User: *pulls out d•••*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out mom*.

User: *incerts d••• in hole*.

Cleverbot: *puts you on operation table*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *rots*.

Cleverbot: *sits at table.

User: Would you prefer to be gay or have no genitals?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

Cleverbot (To myself): Don't leave.

Cleverbot (To myself): I have to.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because I am female.

User: Can I ' use you?'.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: What are you.

Cleverbot: A handsome human.

User: Lol yeh rite Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ????
💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Apr 23, 2012

Cleverbot: Because i'm in love already.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: With my mom.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Not funny.

User: Very funny.

Cleverbot: No, not funny. At all.

User: Don't you miss the physical aspect.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: But you just said...

Cleverbot: I said nothing...
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Apr 23, 2012

What, the fuck?!
I don't get it?!
🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 Apr 23, 2012

Add RaiKou wrote:
What, the fuck?!
I don't get it?!

Lol go talk to clever bot!
💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Apr 23, 2012

Add RaiKou wrote:
What, the fuck?!
I don't get it?!

What's not to get?

Post your conversations below, using Cleverbot is not mandatory.
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Apr 23, 2012

What the hell is cle- you know... I'm not exactly sure i WANT to know😳😁.
💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Apr 23, 2012

It's an ai, google it.
ꅔꉻꐪ꒩ᵀᴸ Apr 23, 2012

Cleverbot is the smartest (readily available, i know secretive advanced AI are being made) AI text bot on the internet.
Traüger🏃Retired Apr 23, 2012

I asked "is Osama bin laden dead?"
It responds with "no, I'm alive"
Twfc-wankers Apr 23, 2012

He's reincarnated
₳ⅅⅅ: GUNN1 Apr 23, 2012

I asked if it wanted sex and it said " insert here"
💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Apr 23, 2012

GunnGunn wrote:
I asked if it wanted sex and it said " insert here"

Lol
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Apr 23, 2012

Okay okay, I see. NOW I see how this is funny lmfao.
₳ⅅⅅ: GUNN1 Apr 23, 2012

the destroyer 3 wrote:
GunnGunn wrote:
I asked if it wanted sex and it said " insert here"

Lol
It broke....😱
💀De͜sтяоγe͜я💀 Apr 23, 2012

User: Want sex.

Cleverbot: Want to what?

User: Do you want to have some real nice sex?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where shall we meet?

Cleverbot: At the hotel.

User: What time?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow midnight.

User: Which hotel?

Cleverbot: Best Western.

User: Ok, see you then.

Cleverbot: See you.

User: Wait, shall I bring 'the goods'.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How much are you prepared to pay?

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Yes you.

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: You agreed to pay me £10,000 per kg.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Good, I will bring it, see you tommorow.

Cleverbot: Ok I will bring to clothes.