I am a millionaire, and ...
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... I decide to give you a cheque for $500,000. I hand you an envelope with the cheque in it, you open it and ...
What do you do? How do you react, and what is the first thing you buy? -
Thanks, man.
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🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Lmao!Thanks, man.
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Even though I'd normally be in the 'no homo' seats, I'd deffo give you a reach around!!
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First thing I'd buy is some kleenex! 👍
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Smile. A lot
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I would graciously thank you, then go buy a few parrots...
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I'd probably jump around in happiness for a while lmfao it would probably entertain you cuz I will look like an idiot doing it
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Start up a business to make even more money and help get some jobs for people. Already have a business idea that would get it moving. Lol.
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I'd give it to the poor. Suck it Mitt Romney!! (he has been quoted saying "I'm not concerned for the very poor")
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I might actually mug you, as no way in hell a stranger would hand me that kind of cash... So keeping that in mind, there has to be more...
(althoug i think leechin on a couple of yer turf would be much more safer...
On the other hand,nvm, youd cap my ass loke crasy if i tryed lol)
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I would thank you and ask you why you are in my bathroom.
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Yet I'm still the only one offering a happy ending to the one giving so much! 👍
Remember me when or if you hand out that envelope!
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Run to student loan company and pay off student loans. The end.
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Mr. Beefy0 wrote:
A fair question, sir. I was hoping for ... actually nevermind. Bye!👋I would thank you and ask you why you are in my bathroom.
✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Nooo! No happy endings from you! 😳😖Yet I'm still the only one offering a happy ending to the one giving so much! 👍
Remember me when or if you hand out that envelope!
Funky Buffalo wrote:
Good answer. Very good answer.Run to student loan company and pay off student loans. The end.
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No such thing as a bad happy ending Turfa.
Don't worry, I'll wear a wig! 👩
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
No! No!Even though I'd normally be in the 'no homo' seats, I'd deffo give you a reach around!!
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
Lmao! I see what you did there. Haha 😂👍First thing I'd buy is some kleenex! 👍
SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Pa...pa...parrots, ma'am?! 😳ok then ... lol? Lol!I would graciously thank you, then go buy a few parrots...
Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Amen. It'd go a long way towards getting my current business venture off the ground! 👍👍Start up a business to make even more money and help get some jobs for people. Already have a business idea that would get it moving. Lol.
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
😖👎sorry mate, not my style. Lol. I've got mates that might like you though! 😜No such thing as a bad happy ending Turfa.
Don't worry, I'll wear a wig! 👩
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Not my style either.... normally! But damn buddy. Half a mil?! I'd throw sausage at anything for half a mil!! 😃👍✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
😖👎sorry mate, not my style. Lol. I've got mates that might like you though! 😜No such thing as a bad happy ending Turfa.
Don't worry, I'll wear a wig! 👩
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I take your phone number, go to the bank, cash your check, then call and say thanks if it didn't bounce.
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
You don't trust me. Lol. You ain't having my number - didn't you see my conversation with knight? I don't swing that way! 😝😄😝I take your phone number, go to the bank, cash your check, then call and say thanks if it didn't bounce.
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I'd pay the cheque in and wait for it to clear before doing anything else, would be super sceptical about anybody giving me such a large sum especially if I didn't know them.
A bit like the people who offer to buy your car and then request that you transfer them back the money when one of their family is in hospital and they can no longer afford it............
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
This guy I knew, military disbursement owed him $33,000. And NO ONE was helping him. I just transferred to the division (he is lower ranking) he let me know the situation. I put my boot in some disbursement clerks ass boom a couple days later bam! The guy had it. He told me "holy crap I've been asking everyone in charge for over 6 months! Hey I have some girls at my house if you want to party." lol that guy looked like he was so thankful he could have gave me a reach around but offered the next best thing. Lol. Real women. I'd go into more detail of some funny shit but I'll stop there.Yet I'm still the only one offering a happy ending to the one giving so much! 👍
Remember me when or if you hand out that envelope!
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
I WANT IN!!!✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
This guy I knew, military disbursement owed him $33,000. And NO ONE was helping him. I just transferred to the division (he is lower ranking) he let me know the situation. I put my boot in some disbursement clerks ass boom a couple days later bam! The guy had it. He told me "holy crap I've been asking everyone in charge for over 6 months! Hey I have some girls at my house if you want to party." lol that guy looked like he was so thankful he could have gave me a reach around but offered the next best thing. Lol. Real women. I'd go into more detail of some funny shit but I'll stop there.Yet I'm still the only one offering a happy ending to the one giving so much! 👍
Remember me when or if you hand out that envelope!
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Darn tootin!! What a guy!! 👍👍👍👍Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
I WANT IN!!!✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
This guy I knew, military disbursement owed him $33,000. And NO ONE was helping him. I just transferred to the division (he is lower ranking) he let me know the situation. I put my boot in some disbursement clerks ass boom a couple days later bam! The guy had it. He told me "holy crap I've been asking everyone in charge for over 6 months! Hey I have some girls at my house if you want to party." lol that guy looked like he was so thankful he could have gave me a reach around but offered the next best thing. Lol. Real women. I'd go into more detail of some funny shit but I'll stop there.Yet I'm still the only one offering a happy ending to the one giving so much! 👍
Remember me when or if you hand out that envelope!
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
.... TANSTAAFLTheNewfieBullet wrote:
You don't trust me. Lol. You ain't having my number - didn't you see my conversation with knight? I don't swing that way! 😝😄😝I take your phone number, go to the bank, cash your check, then call and say thanks if it didn't bounce.
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✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
This is the best answer I have seen all day!Even though I'd normally be in the 'no homo' seats, I'd deffo give you a reach around!!
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I run a non-profit that could use $$$. Want to revitalize native languages?
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Reach around....pahh.....I'd bum ya for half a million (if you were that way inclined),or a nice gentlemanly hand shake,which evers best for you bezza mate😉.....oh sorry no homo intended👨
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
I actually declined the women. But the guy was fun to party with. Good times. I was in a relationship at the time. I do believe in monogamy. (me personally) I don't judge others. That guy was a pimp if I ever seen one. I swear he must have had a love potion.Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
I WANT IN!!!✨₭ƞîǥɧϮ✨ wrote:
(cut).Yet I'm still the only one offering a happy ending to the one giving so much! 👍
Remember me when or if you hand out that envelope!
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I'll just have you all know...I just bought a single mega millions ticket for the next drawing. It's the winning ticket. Lol "I've got a golden ticket" so turfa I'll help pay you back. Lol promise. This ticket wins I'll pay you what you gave me back. Lol. It's as good as an IOU.
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