🎵I've Hopped Everywhere (An Ode To Add: Swagger)🎵

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OneThumbBastard Apr 22, 2012

(Sung to the tune of Johnny Cash's "I've Been Everywhere.")

He was buildin' turfs along the dusty Winnemucca road,
When he received a private message about his hopping mode.
"After you've hit Winnemucca, Swags, where next will you slide?"
Add Swagger thought about his treks, from the mountains to the tides.
He remembered all those hopping trails with so much dust and sand.
And then he wrote, "I've traveled every road in this here land!"

[Chorus:]
I've hopped everywhere, man.
I've hopped everywhere, man.
Crossed the desert's bare, man.
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've hopped everywhere.

I've hopped to:
Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota,
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma,
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo,
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer.

[Chorus]

(To be continued)
OneThumbBastard Apr 22, 2012

I've hopped to:
Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana,
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,
Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa,
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,
Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake,
Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake.

[Chorus]

I've hopped to:
Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika,
Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica,
Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport,
Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport,
Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina,
Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean-a.

[Chorus]

I've hopped to:
Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado,
Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,
Larimore, Admore, Haverstraw, Chatanika,
Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika,
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City,
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity.

[Chorus]

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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 Apr 22, 2012

Buffalo FTW!
Carpenter Apr 22, 2012

This is my favorite! I could sing it all by heart already 😜
ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ Apr 22, 2012

One of my fav songs is sung by Brian burns. It's the Texas version of this song. Awesome tribute to the swag. ✌✌✌✌✌
Ꭱ3V Apr 22, 2012

This. Is. Awesome.
ADD-SWAGGER Apr 22, 2012

There's a list of destinations to keep me busy 😝
⚪️ Apr 22, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
This. Is. Awesome.

No doubt. OTB is amazing.💘👍💘
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Apr 22, 2012

saelo wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
This. Is. Awesome.

No doubt. OTB is amazing.💘👍💘
Swaggs hasn't hopped to greenwood Indiana 😢
RSXJR Apr 22, 2012

Bravo!!! Keep em coming please!
Morgan Freeman Apr 22, 2012

Your on a role man! I should have my first one in by the end of the day hopefully.