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Morgan Freeman Apr 22, 2012

Everyone should think up an original children series for that network. Then, if we all want to, we could send them all in on the same day and spam the mailbox! And god knows that the shows we think of would probably be better then half the crap on there now… (Except Phineas and Ferb, you can't beat Perry!)

Macrov and friends:
Think of this as a violent, Russian themed Dora (Ni How Ki Lann is the Asian version, do why not head to Russia?). For one, it will teach kids some Russian. As a stand in for Boots, Macrov (a girl, by the way) could have a dog that she shoots in the foot whenever it barks. Also, it could give children advice on how to accomplish goals. For example, it could teach a child how to reach "Mother Russia" by having Macrov go through a step-by-step guide in a Russian accent. One example could be:
Morgan Freeman Apr 22, 2012

"1st. Get gun easily concealable at airport.
2nd. Go to airport.
3rd. Find flight attendant somewhere with no witnesses.
4th. Hold gun to attendant's head and demand ticket to Mother Russia. If you get ticket, hurry and board plane to flee crime scene.

If they no give you ticket, kill them and take clothing. Then get onto plane in disguise. Remember, no use silencer. Head goes boom faster without it. Congratulations! You are now on your way to Mother Russia!"
Carpenter Apr 22, 2012

Aubergine wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
"1st. Get gun easily concealable at airport.
2nd. Go to airport.
3rd. Find flight attendant somewhere with no witnesses.
4th. Hold gun to attendant's head and demand ticket to Mother Russia. If you get ticket, hurry and board plane to flee crime scene.

If they no give you ticket, kill them and take clothing. Then get onto plane in disguise. Remember, no use silencer. Head goes boom faster without it. Congratulations! You are now on your way to Mother Russia!"

Russians are different than caveman.
Of course. Cavemen don't speak Russian.
Morgan Freeman Apr 22, 2012

Aubergine wrote:
And russians don't say "no use silencer" and "if they no give you ticket."

Well, it'd have to be in English! Isn't that how some Russians sound when they speak English?
Morgan Freeman Apr 22, 2012

Aubergine wrote:
Not really, no. They have an accent, but that doesn't mean they're stupid.

I didn't mean for Russians to look stupid… :p
Anyway, make up your own funny shows!
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Apr 22, 2012

Morgan Freeman wrote:
Aubergine wrote:
Not really, no. They have an accent, but that doesn't mean they're stupid.

I didn't mean for Russians to look stupid… :p
Anyway, make up your own funny shows!

Its pretty racist to russians...
Haha stupid connecticutians... Oh wait :P
βཞѧʂʂ ƒʊℵҜy͜ Apr 22, 2012

"In Russia we dont fix Disney, Disney fix you!"
ᎠяᏚuηshιηε Apr 22, 2012

ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
Aubergine wrote:
Not really, no. They have an accent, but that doesn't mean they're stupid.

I didn't mean for Russians to look stupid… :p
Anyway, make up your own funny shows!

Its pretty racist to russians...
Haha stupid connecticutians... Oh wait :P

Hey! We're not called commecticutians! We're Connecticitians (pronounced: kah-NE-tih-KIT-i-ans)! You should know...😹😹😹
Morgan Freeman Apr 22, 2012

Since no one wants to get the creative juices flowing, I'll add another one of my own.

Goat ATTACK!!:
This show would involve filming a man dressed in a large goat costume tackling people. And it wouldn't have to be random people, it could take place at events such as: speeches, court hearings, live T.V. events, presidential inaugurations… the possibilities are endless!
🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 Apr 22, 2012

Morgan Freeman wrote:
Since no one wants to get the creative juices flowing, I'll add another one of my own.

Goat ATTACK!!:
This show would involve filming a man dressed in a large goat costume tackling people. And it wouldn't have to be random people, it could take place at events such as: speeches, court hearings, live T.V. events, presidential inaugurations… the possibilities are endless!

I'd....watch that.....everyday. And I dont even watch tv!
Ghetto Monstazz Apr 22, 2012

Hypnotoad.
🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 Apr 22, 2012

Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Hypnotoad.

Yes.
Morgan Freeman Apr 22, 2012

💀Ꮻвsιdιαη💀 wrote:
Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Hypnotoad.

Yes.
Hypnotizing people with a toad?
Morgan Freeman Apr 22, 2012

Please remember to DESCRIBE your T.V. shows! I'm sure "Ow my Balls" is interesting, but please elaborate on what it's about!
🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 Apr 22, 2012

Aubergine wrote:
Ow my balls!

Roshambo
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Apr 22, 2012

💉Ꭰя💊Ꮪuηshιηε💉 wrote:
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
Aubergine wrote:
Not really, no. They have an accent, but that doesn't mean they're stupid.

I didn't mean for Russians to look stupid… :p
Anyway, make up your own funny shows!

Its pretty racist to russians...
Haha stupid connecticutians... Oh wait :P

Hey! We're not called commecticutians! We're Connecticitians (pronounced: kah-NE-tih-KIT-i-ans)! You should know...😹😹😹
Me no live in connectiodnscut. Me in massachuts. Me grampy lives in da connectiodnscut!
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Apr 22, 2012

Walt Disney was a communist.
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Apr 22, 2012

🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Walt Disney was a communist.

In soviet russia, Disney Walt!
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Apr 22, 2012

ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Walt Disney was a communist.

In soviet russia, Disney Walt!
He was still a hitler loving commie.
Morgan Freeman Apr 22, 2012

Hillbilly and Rednecks:
This show could go to ways. It could be either:
1. A documentary about the differences between hillbillys and rednecks.
2. A reality show that pits groups of rednecks against hillbillys in various conpetitions, such as poetry, acting, painting, and other things.
Jєсɦт Apr 22, 2012

Morgan Freeman wrote:
Hillbilly and Rednecks:
This show could go to ways. It could be either:
1. A documentary about the differences between hillbillys and rednecks.
2. A reality show that pits groups of rednecks against hillbillys in various conpetitions, such as poetry, acting, painting, and other things.

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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Apr 22, 2012

Morgan Freeman wrote:
Hillbilly and Rednecks:
This show could go to ways. It could be either:
1. A documentary about the differences between hillbillys and rednecks.
2. A reality show that pits groups of rednecks against hillbillys in various conpetitions, such as poetry, acting, painting, and other things.

You would be surprised at how artistic we can be.