🎵🔫Well Armed Man💣🎵

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OneThumbBastard Apr 21, 2012

(Sung to the tune of ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man")

Clean shank, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to.
Brass knucks, RPG
The Bagmen run away from me.

They go runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause mobsters got no chance against a well armed man.

Grenade, in my hand.
I am ready now to make stand.
Grip tight, pull the pin
When I step out I'm gonna do you in.

They go runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause mobsters all flee from a well armed man.

Top mob, hot gat
Well I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat.
Riot shield, AK
Come on player try and make my day.

They go runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause mobsters lose their turf a well armed man.

👍
Ꭱ3V Apr 21, 2012

My mind has just been blown.
ꅔꉻꐪ꒩ᵀᴸ Apr 21, 2012

Pure genius 😿👏👏👏
Morgan Freeman Apr 21, 2012

How long did it take you to think of the lyrics?
rojo2017 Apr 21, 2012

⌖🔥Çħίκεɴ🔥⌖ wrote:
Pure genius 😿👏👏👏
tommy dangerous Apr 21, 2012

Well played sir👏👏👏👏
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Apr 21, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
My mind has just been blown.

I Dj a karaoke show twice a week.....I really wanna do one of these! 😜
petinc Apr 21, 2012

Liked it! Awesome.
🔮Carlsonj💫 Apr 21, 2012

⌖🔥Çħίκεɴ🔥⌖ wrote:
Pure genius 😿👏👏👏
RSXJR Apr 21, 2012

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Apr 21, 2012

Well done
Fireproof™ Apr 21, 2012

Nice one!
Doc Xray Apr 21, 2012

👦💨

Well done! 👏
RIP MAGNA CARTA Apr 21, 2012

👏👏👏👏👏👏
randombloke Apr 21, 2012

Overtly Tuneful Badman 👍
Snico Fritz Apr 21, 2012

Wake up in the morning felling like p diddy
Grab my iPhone, turn it on, and take turf in my city
Before I do, check my stamina, then jump right. back
Cause if there's not enough to capture, I can only attack
I'm talking punching in all these codes codes
Taking out all my foes foes
Why did my turf explode plode
Drop back and see I cap
Taking guys off the map
Trying to make a little more moooooneey
Little spots, colored dots
Raise my income that's the plot
Tonight, Imma fight, till I see the sun light
Tik Tok on the clock
But the mob up don't stop no
Back to punch codes, got to punch codes!!
〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Apr 21, 2012

Encore encore 👏👏🌹🌹
nateweger Apr 21, 2012

N3RO wrote:
Wake up in the morning felling like p diddy
Grab my iPhone, turn it on, and take turf in my city
Before I do, check my stamina, then jump right. back
Cause if there's not enough to capture, I can only attack
I'm talking punching in all these codes codes
Taking out all my foes foes
Why did my turf explode plode
Drop back and see I cap
Taking guys off the map
Trying to make a little more moooooneey
Little spots, colored dots
Raise my income that's the plot
Tonight, Imma fight, till I see the sun light
Tik Tok on the clock
But the mob up don't stop no
Back to punch codes, got to punch codes!!

Amazing. Nothing else to say.
Snico Fritz Apr 21, 2012

Thanks urrbady, I was inspired by the well armed mob to do this song... Thanks thumb
the pigs Apr 21, 2012

It's a battle! Love the 2 songs:)
Ħʉℵ₮ミℝ$ Apr 21, 2012

N3RO wrote:
Wake up in the morning felling like p diddy
Grab my iPhone, turn it on, and take turf in my city
Before I do, check my stamina, then jump right. back
Cause if there's not enough to capture, I can only attack
I'm talking punching in all these codes codes
Taking out all my foes foes
Why did my turf explode plode
Drop back and see I cap
Taking guys off the map
Trying to make a little more moooooneey
Little spots, colored dots
Raise my income that's the plot
Tonight, Imma fight, till I see the sun light
Tik Tok on the clock
But the mob up don't stop no
Back to punch codes, got to punch codes!!

Sucks
TheNewfieBullet Apr 21, 2012

⚾sports lover ⚽ wrote:
N3RO wrote:
Wake up in the morning felling like p diddy
Grab my iPhone, turn it on, and take turf in my city
Before I do, check my stamina, then jump right. back
Cause if there's not enough to capture, I can only attack
I'm talking punching in all these codes codes
Taking out all my foes foes
Why did my turf explode plode
Drop back and see I cap
Taking guys off the map
Trying to make a little more moooooneey
Little spots, colored dots
Raise my income that's the plot
Tonight, Imma fight, till I see the sun light
Tik Tok on the clock
But the mob up don't stop no
Back to punch codes, got to punch codes!!

Sucks
Don't mind the haters.
OneThumbBastard Apr 21, 2012

N3RO wrote:
Thanks urrbady, I was inspired by the well armed mob to do this song... Thanks thumb

No, thanks for joining in.👍
Snico Fritz Apr 22, 2012

OneThumbBastard wrote:
N3RO wrote:
Thanks urrbady, I was inspired by the well armed mob to do this song... Thanks thumb

No, thanks for joining in.👍
I'm gonna work on another see how u guys like it
TͣAͩUͩRUSͦ4ͩ5ͩ💔 Apr 22, 2012

OneThumbBastard wrote:
They go runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause mobsters got no chance against a one-thumbed man.

😉👍
★COVΛH★ Apr 22, 2012

woot woot!
OneThumbBastard Apr 22, 2012

Taurus45 wrote:
OneThumbBastard wrote:
They go runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause mobsters got no chance against a one-thumbed man.

😉👍
Wish I'd written that.