The Best Knock Knock Jokes?

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₩λƦŁØƦD Apr 19, 2012

I heard this one today here's how it goes
Knock Knock
Who's There
Daisy
Daisy Who
Daisy me rollin they hatin

Made me piss my pants so funny haha
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ🔫💀🌄 Apr 19, 2012

😭😭😢😢 why cruel stranger do you terrify us so!!!
•C U N T• Apr 19, 2012

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee down the stream.
✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ Apr 19, 2012

Should I let him tell it? No?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thesmokemonster.
Funky Buffalo Apr 19, 2012

Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
😭😭😢😢 why cruel stranger do you terrify us so!!!
💀Pingas Apr 19, 2012

✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
Should I let him tell it? No?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thesmokemonster.

Awh i was just thinking of that.
🔥Ʈɧḛ⌖Ƥuɳḭʂђeŗ🔥 Apr 19, 2012

Nnnnnooooooooooooo smoke monster is not allowed to play nock knock
🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 Apr 20, 2012

Knock knock.
Whose there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?

Btw the smokemonster is the indisputable champion of knock knock, be careful.
🎀ăღɞɛȓ🎀 Apr 20, 2012

If he knocks on your door, save him the trouble, tear down your turf.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 20, 2012

Pingas wrote:
✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
Should I let him tell it? No?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thesmokemonster.

Awh i was just thinking of that.
+1
Hyena Apr 20, 2012

♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Pingas wrote:
✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
Should I let him tell it? No?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thesmokemonster.

Awh i was just thinking of that.
+1
I just shat my pants....
GreenManXphile Apr 20, 2012

Knock knock.
Whose there?
Open the door!
Open the door?
GET ON THE FLOOR!
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!
🐌Captain snail Apr 20, 2012

Knock knock who's there nothing nothing who. ...
nicky the blade Apr 20, 2012

💹Ǥȑععɳϻąή×ῤђįƖҽ wrote:
Knock knock.
Whose there?
Open the door!
Open the door?
GET ON THE FLOOR!
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!

This👆👆
*moves arms from side to side*
࿈ ᏩᏞᎪᎠᏐᎪᎢᏫᎡ ࿈ Apr 20, 2012

(on batman's door)
Knock knock
Come in...
Because when you're batman it doesn't matter who is at the door
─╤╦︻ ƦōƝɪℕ ︻╦╤─ Apr 20, 2012

Knock knock
Who's there?
The police
The police who?
(officers kick down door) GET ON THE GROUND AND PUT YOU HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD OR I WILL USE LETHAL FORCE!!
ᏣяλżɏVįқîиg Apr 20, 2012

Hyena wrote:
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Pingas wrote:
✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
Should I let him tell it? No?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thesmokemonster.

Awh i was just thinking of that.
+1
I just shat my pants....
Best knock knock joke ever.
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 Apr 21, 2012

Knock knock
Come in