A wild mobster appeared!
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I would like to add that any Pokemon references in this thread are completely coincidental. That is all.
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UnknownAssassin, Genus unknown.;
Little is known about it. The only information we have are reports of a shadow falling from the sky to drill its prey deep underground. Wait.. What the hell is that shadow in thetjyhjnnbxdjk
Assassin Unknown;
:Does not compute.... Dies not compute: :system malfunction, repeat system malfunction: Oh god, oh god, I sense a disturbance in the force. :rebooting, rebooting: -
Obsidian;
A jet black, shiny creature as smooth as glass, it is sharper than any knife. It rockets at its enemy, loping forward on its six legs. It drills straight thought the target, killing it instantly. Obsidian is one of the few turfinians who prefers its meat cooked, and living in a volcano with its packs, it is also one of the few who have the ability to cook said meat. Rudicus is another one who can cook its food with its exploding shit🔥💩. Obsidian blends in with the night seamlessly, allowing it to stage astounding midnight raids and ambushes. -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Awesome! 👍 thanks!Obsidian;
A jet black, shiny creature as smooth as glass, it is sharper than any knife. It rockets at its enemy, loping forward on its six legs. It drills straight thought the target, killing it instantly. Obsidian is one of the few turfinians who prefers its meat cooked, and living in a volcano with its packs, it is also one of the few who have the ability to cook said meat. Rudicus is another one who can cook its food with its exploding shit🔥💩. Obsidian blends in with the night seamlessly, allowing it to stage astounding midnight raids and ambushes. -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Lol "resetus accidentus"zUntamed 'Resetus Accidentus';
This creature used to be a fit fighting beast and a great hunter, but a migration to the toxic wastelands dramatically devolved this animal. Now, it resembles a wolf pup. It's shaggy coat keeps it warm in the winter and it's sharp teeth and claws help it catch it's food despite its newfound disability. Though it lashes out at times in mood swings, which scientists here at Turf Lord Institute Of Research(TWIOR) attribute to the devolution of zUntamed. This species refuses to give up. Perserverance FTW✊ -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
I like this one. Well done 👍zUntamed 'Resetus Accidentus';
This creature used to be a fit fighting beast and a great hunter, but a migration to the toxic wastelands dramatically devolved this animal. Now, it resembles a wolf pup. It's shaggy coat keeps it warm in the winter and it's sharp teeth and claws help it catch it's food despite its newfound disability. Though it lashes out at times in mood swings, which scientists here at Turf Lord Institute Of Research(TWIOR) attribute to the devolution of zUntamed. This species refuses to give up. Perserverance FTW✊ -
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Thanks. Now I need more ideas, I'm running out of inspiration. After I write up jake snake I'll be completely out for now.😁 Damn writers block!Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
I like this one. Well done 👍zUntamed 'Resetus Accidentus';
This creature used to be a fit fighting beast and a great hunter, but a migration to the toxic wastelands dramatically devolved this animal. Now, it resembles a wolf pup. It's shaggy coat keeps it warm in the winter and it's sharp teeth and claws help it catch it's food despite its newfound disability. Though it lashes out at times in mood swings, which scientists here at Turf Lord Institute Of Research(TWIOR) attribute to the devolution of zUntamed. This species refuses to give up. Perserverance FTW✊ -
Jake🐍Snake. 'Mobstor Namerus';
Though an old species, this creature hasn't evolved much in terms of strength. It relies on surprise and not angering others to stay alive. For many moons it has been naming turfinians and has created a lot of their modern names, including my own. A simple garden snake, it slithers across Turf Wars, content to bathe in the sunlight on sun-warmed rocks and enjoy the simple pleasures in life. When not wandering TW, it is commonly found in the deserts and in name threads. -
Sir Talk A Lot, 'talkus lotus';
A great green parrot, it's primary defense and weapon is the stream if chatter it can send out of its beak. It traps it's prey in nets, then proceeds to talk to it for hours. Soon the poor trapped soul's ears bleed and drown him in his own blood. It may seem like a stupid way of attacking, but it is deadly. DO NOT APPROACH! It will take up a convorsation with anyone! It lives in the jungle, but if it cannot find anyone to talk to it will fly to more crowded areas in search of prey. Carry earplugs with you at all times if you wish to avoid an untimely death! -
Grimm:
A sleek, silvery grey ferret, the Grimm is an exceptionally fast animal. It maneuvers with ease through the tall grasses, and catches it's prey with great efficiency. It is prone to vigilante-like behavior, preying on the creatures who act offensively. -
🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Wierd how we both think of Grimm as a small furry animal...😜Grimm:
A sleek, silvery grey ferret, the Grimm is an exceptionally fast animal. It maneuvers with ease through the tall grasses, and catches it's prey with great efficiency. It is prone to vigilante-like behavior, preying on the creatures who act offensively. -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
I know wtf? Lol🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Wierd how we both think of Grimm as a small furry animal...😜Grimm:
A sleek, silvery grey ferret, the Grimm is an exceptionally fast animal. It maneuvers with ease through the tall grasses, and catches it's prey with great efficiency. It is prone to vigilante-like behavior, preying on the creatures who act offensively. -
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
😳Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
I know wtf? Lol🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Wierd how we both think of Grimm as a small furry animal...😜Grimm:
A sleek, silvery grey ferret, the Grimm is an exceptionally fast animal. It maneuvers with ease through the tall grasses, and catches it's prey with great efficiency. It is prone to vigilante-like behavior, preying on the creatures who act offensively.
Grimm, do you have some sort of fetish that we are somehow picking up on? -
🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Lmao! I must be putting out a weird vibe lolᏩཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
😳Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
I know wtf? Lol🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Wierd how we both think of Grimm as a small furry animal...😜Grimm:
A sleek, silvery grey ferret, the Grimm is an exceptionally fast animal. It maneuvers with ease through the tall grasses, and catches it's prey with great efficiency. It is prone to vigilante-like behavior, preying on the creatures who act offensively.
Grimm, do you have some sort of fetish that we are somehow picking up on? -
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
"Mr. Grimm how do these make you feel?"🐱🐶🐭🐹🐰🐮🐻🐨🐯🐵🐵🐑🐦🐤🐔🐧?🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Lmao! I must be putting out a weird vibe lolᏩཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
😳Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
I know wtf? Lol🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Wierd how we both think of Grimm as a small furry animal...😜Grimm:
A sleek, silvery grey ferret, the Grimm is an exceptionally fast animal. It maneuvers with ease through the tall grasses, and catches it's prey with great efficiency. It is prone to vigilante-like behavior, preying on the creatures who act offensively.
Grimm, do you have some sort of fetish that we are somehow picking up on? -
🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
Dam that's funnyϮµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Love it..😂😂😂😂🅰girls;
Agirls is a fairly new specimen in turf wars. So far, it shows potential to become great. Some of its adaptions include various shiny appendages which attract many mobsters to it. In some cases, too much so, and other creatures often attempt to spy in Agurls while it's at the watering hole bathing. These peekers are smacked by Agirls, just as often they are appreciated for their taste. Scientists lack the information of what affects this judgement. They are also unsure of the fighting habits of this creature, but a peaceful nature is predicted. Ocassionaly, Agirls picks up parasites such as the "Natebob" species. These creepy little buggers are quickly removed and trampled. -
Shrinut 'Newbus Beginus';
A small immobile creature, a Shrinut spends its life in the trees, a huge almond with tiny eyes. It's hard shell protects it from the elements and predators. It gets it's food from the tree it attached itself to. It's vulnerable to flying creatures, which can carry it into the sky and drop it on the ground, cracking the thick outer shell. A Shrinut is of no threat to most of the inhabitants of Turf Wars. -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Lol😂Shrinut 'Newbus Beginus';
A small immobile creature, a Shrinut spends its life in the trees, a huge almond with tiny eyes. It's hard shell protects it from the elements and predators. It gets it's food from the tree it attached itself to. It's vulnerable to flying creatures, which can carry it into the sky and drop it on the ground, cracking the thick outer shell. A Shrinut is of no threat to most of the inhabitants of Turf Wars. -
The Free Mason looking a lot like a rhino, but a rhino has a better hold on it's temper. You always play a straight line with a Free Mason, any hint of deception, any hint of rudeness, any hint of arrogance and it is like red rag to a bull. Many just hit the reset button when they see him charge. A Free Mason as described before is like a Rhino although a Rhino is a Chihuahua to a St Bernard is to a Free Mason. This beast is armor plated and armed with a horn that impales it's opponents, well those that aren't crushed under it's feet.
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Natebob - a small repulsive creature with a weird communicative call (youreawhoreandidemandanapologybecauseihaveahardlife) not very well liked around tw biologists have been looking to dissect this creature but have been unable to retrieve it from the E.R where it makes it's home
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Or blast master of puppets through a pair of skull candysSir Talk A Lot, 'talkus lotus';
A great green parrot, it's primary defense and weapon is the stream if chatter it can send out of its beak. It traps it's prey in nets, then proceeds to talk to it for hours. Soon the poor trapped soul's ears bleed and drown him in his own blood. It may seem like a stupid way of attacking, but it is deadly. DO NOT APPROACH! It will take up a convorsation with anyone! It lives in the jungle, but if it cannot find anyone to talk to it will fly to more crowded areas in search of prey. Carry earplugs with you at all times if you wish to avoid an untimely death! -
The Nomad wrote:
Natebobs are parasitic and often are found attached to 🅰GirlsNatebob - a small repulsive creature with a weird communicative call (youreawhoreandidemandanapologybecauseihaveahardlife) not very well liked around tw biologists have been looking to dissect this creature but have been unable to retrieve it from the E.R where it makes it's home
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Capitus bullyus
These small scavengers can be found in every city, state and country in turf wars. Often resembling a small chiuahua or rat, they usually emit a stench reminescent of a sewer possum. They prefer to attack prey that is significantly smaller, often capping, attacking and taunting noobs into submission. Once they have capped 12+ turfs from every noob in a designated area, they start attacking the inactives. While not important enough to be recognized by name, these mobsters do provide one extroadinary service to the turf wars ecosystem. Through their constant attacks and capping they seperate the serious noobs from the uncommited novice. Often baring little more than a 3k mob, the capitus bullyus provides great motivation for serious noobs to punch codes with reckless abandon in an attempt to regain power and take back their turfs. Once it is passed up, the capitus bullyus becomes a whining, pathetic creature begging for mercy at the hands of its former victims.
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Someone do pasta
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Frosty:) wrote:
PastaKid?Someone do pasta
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
YeppersFrosty:) wrote:
PastaKid?Someone do pasta
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Benny DaBOSS 'Leadus Unionus';
A 5 foot tall penguin, this creature may look adorable but don't be fooled. It has an array of weapons at its disposal such as a razor sharp beak and a sharp fin that runs down its back. It's mouth is filled with piranha-like teeth and a tongue covered in tiny sharp bristles. In water it rockets at speed of 60mph and can easily spear it prey and it eat whole. Though a penguin, it does not necessarily prefer the cold and can be found anywhere along the coasts in turf wars. -
Frosty:) wrote:
Already did him, page 3.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
YeppersFrosty:) wrote:
PastaKid?Someone do pasta
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Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
Penguins are awesome 😄Benny DaBOSS 'Leadus Unionus';
A 5 foot tall penguin, this creature may look adorable but don't be fooled. It has an array of weapons at its disposal such as a razor sharp beak and a sharp fin that runs down its back. It's mouth is filled with piranha-like teeth and a tongue covered in tiny sharp bristles. In water it rockets at speed of 60mph and can easily spear it prey and it eat whole. Though a penguin, it does not necessarily prefer the cold and can be found anywhere along the coasts in turf wars. -
Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
My badFrosty:) wrote:
Already did him, page 3.Ϯµཞƒ💀ℒøཞÐ wrote:
YeppersFrosty:) wrote:
PastaKid?Someone do pasta
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