what came first? 🐔🍳?
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The chicken because in the book of genesis god created all the birds of land and sky. Including chickens. He created the birds not the eggs. Therefore the chicken was first.
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Hyena wrote:
👍Eggs were laid by dinosaurs before Chickens. So the first chicken came from an egg.
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₳ƌժ: OTB'SPANTS wrote:
Bingo!According to the theory of evolution, whatever laid the egg that the first chicken hatched out of was probably not a 100% chicken yet. It's offspring however was a chicken. So the egg came before the chicken
So the real question is creation or evolution?
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Emzilly wrote:
Obviously the chicken eggs cant cum!What came first? The chicken, or the egg? 🐔 or 🍳?
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Saint Basil wrote:
Checkmate, atheists!The chicken because in the book of genesis god created all the birds of land and sky. Including chickens. He created the birds not the eggs. Therefore the chicken was first.
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The frying Pan obviously came first
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🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Damn! We've been defeated by a book we don't believe in. Oh the humanity!Saint Basil wrote:
Checkmate, atheists!The chicken because in the book of genesis god created all the birds of land and sky. Including chickens. He created the birds not the eggs. Therefore the chicken was first.
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Saint Basil wrote:
Finally someone that wasn't behind the door when God handed out brain cells.The chicken because in the book of genesis god created all the birds of land and sky. Including chickens. He created the birds not the eggs. Therefore the chicken was first.
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Saint Basil wrote:
Genesis, the book of a million irrefutable answers. It's clear that it is correct as we are all inbred, that is, we are all directly related to Noah. All the asians got their squinty eye from eating rice, the Africans are black from rolling in mud, and don't even get me started on the pacific islanders... These races clearly chose to look the way they do; genetics doesn't play a role...The chicken because in the book of genesis god created all the birds of land and sky. Including chickens. He created the birds not the eggs. Therefore the chicken was first.
And it was written by Moses, author of other fine works such as Leviticus. No logical falicies in there.
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mojopilot wrote:
I love how you put this xDSaint Basil wrote:
Genesis, the book of a million irrefutable answers. It's clear that it is correct as we are all inbred, that is, we are all directly related to Noah. All the asians got their squinty eye from eating rice, the Africans are black from rolling in mud, and don't even get me started on the pacific islanders... These races clearly chose to look the way they do; genetics doesn't play a role...The chicken because in the book of genesis god created all the birds of land and sky. Including chickens. He created the birds not the eggs. Therefore the chicken was first.
And it was written by Moses, author of other fine works such as Leviticus. No logical falicies in there.
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Superyan wrote:
😂🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Damn! We've been defeated by a book we don't believe in. Oh the humanity!Saint Basil wrote:
Checkmate, atheists!The chicken because in the book of genesis god created all the birds of land and sky. Including chickens. He created the birds not the eggs. Therefore the chicken was first.
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If your religious, you will say the chicken came first. If you are an atheist and believe in science, the egg came first. It's a creation vs evolution question. Since there is no proof of the existence of god and no proof of his non existence, this question cannot be answered. So in the long run, the question is all about faith.
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mojopilot wrote:
Now you're moving from macro evolution to micro evolution.Saint Basil wrote:
Genesis, the book of a million irrefutable answers. It's clear that it is correct as we are all inbred, that is, we are all directly related to Noah. All the asians got their squinty eye from eating rice, the Africans are black from rolling in mud, and don't even get me started on the pacific islanders... These races clearly chose to look the way they do; genetics doesn't play a role...The chicken because in the book of genesis god created all the birds of land and sky. Including chickens. He created the birds not the eggs. Therefore the chicken was first.
And it was written by Moses, author of other fine works such as Leviticus. No logical falicies in there.
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Pingas wrote:
👆If your religious, you will say the chicken came first. If you are an atheist and believe in science, the egg came first. It's a creation vs evolution question. Since there is no proof of the existence of god and no proof of his non existence, this question cannot be answered. So in the long run, the question is all about faith.
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🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
BingoPingas wrote:
👆If your religious, you will say the chicken came first. If you are an atheist and believe in science, the egg came first. It's a creation vs evolution question. Since there is no proof of the existence of god and no proof of his non existence, this question cannot be answered. So in the long run, the question is all about faith.
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Saint Basil wrote:
👍👍👍The chicken because in the book of genesis god created all the birds of land and sky. Including chickens. He created the birds not the eggs. Therefore the chicken was first.
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Superyan wrote:
But in dr. Seuss's "Green Eggs and Ham" there was no mention of a chicken, so I am led to believe there were no chickens when this book was written, but there was obviously eggs. I would think the chicken would be a critical piece of information.🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Damn! We've been defeated by a book we don't believe in. Oh the humanity!Saint Basil wrote:
Checkmate, atheists!The chicken because in the book of genesis god created all the birds of land and sky. Including chickens. He created the birds not the eggs. Therefore the chicken was first.
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Honeyyy wrote:
The greatest epiphany of all time right here.Superyan wrote:
But in dr. Seuss's "Green Eggs and Ham" there was no mention of a chicken, so I am led to believe there were no chickens when this book was written, but there was obviously eggs. I would think the chicken would be a critical piece of information.🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Damn! We've been defeated by a book we don't believe in. Oh the humanity!Saint Basil wrote:
Checkmate, atheists!The chicken because in the book of genesis god created all the birds of land and sky. Including chickens. He created the birds not the eggs. Therefore the chicken was first.
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Pingas wrote:
You don't have to be an atheist to not believe in creationism.If your religious, you will say the chicken came first. If you are an atheist and believe in science, the egg came first. It's a creation vs evolution question. Since there is no proof of the existence of god and no proof of his non existence, this question cannot be answered. So in the long run, the question is all about faith.
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mojopilot wrote:
And you don't have to believe in science to be an atheist.Pingas wrote:
You don't have to be an atheist to not believe in creationism.If your religious, you will say the chicken came first. If you are an atheist and believe in science, the egg came first. It's a creation vs evolution question. Since there is no proof of the existence of god and no proof of his non existence, this question cannot be answered. So in the long run, the question is all about faith.
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🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Why not meet in the middle with: God created earth and Adam and eve were a personification of one celled organisms and evolution took over from there. Evolution could be an act of gods will. I mean, what would you do if you were walking down the street and suddenly god put some weird mutated future human in front of you and skipped the evolution process? If your answer was, freak the fuck out, you would be correct.mojopilot wrote:
And you don't have to believe in science to be an atheist.Pingas wrote:
You don't have to be an atheist to not believe in creationism.snip
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Honeyyy wrote:
I won't meet in the middle because I don't believe in god.🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Why not meet in the middle with: God created earth and Adam and eve were a personification of one celled organisms and evolution took over from there. Evolution could be an act of gods will. I mean, what would you do if you were walking down the street and suddenly god put some weird mutated future human in front of you and skipped the evolution process? If your answer was, freak the fuck out, you would be correct.mojopilot wrote:
And you don't have to believe in science to be an atheist.Pingas wrote:
You don't have to be an atheist to not believe in creationism.snip
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Honeyyy wrote:
Next time an amebic organism names animals, I'll believe you.🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
Why not meet in the middle with: God created earth and Adam and eve were a personification of one celled organisms and evolution took over from there. Evolution could be an act of gods will. I mean, what would you do if you were walking down the street and suddenly god put some weird mutated future human in front of you and skipped the evolution process? If your answer was, freak the fuck out, you would be correct.mojopilot wrote:
And you don't have to believe in science to be an atheist.Pingas wrote:
You don't have to be an atheist to not believe in creationism.snip
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This thread was completely slaughtered by just one post about evolution. Whenever someone says anything about God or Evolution, the thread goes to shit because people start arguing that God is/isn't real. If you want an argument, create a thread about it, don't kill someone else's. And I say the egg came first because I've never had chicken for breakfast.
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Hyena wrote:
Probably the best response to this question I've heard in a long time lolEggs were laid by dinosaurs before Chickens. So the first chicken came from an egg.
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Pingas wrote:
Wrong. The question is about faith for those who are too stupid or lazy to discover more. The question is about discovery and answering the questions of the world for those who can be bothered. They are scientists.If your religious, you will say the chicken came first. If you are an atheist and believe in science, the egg came first. It's a creation vs evolution question. Since there is no proof of the existence of god and no proof of his non existence, this question cannot be answered. So in the long run, the question is all about faith.
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The egg
There would be no chicken without the egg -
Jerrison wrote:
But there would be no egg without the chickenThe egg
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👉Add ZINGG👈 wrote:
You've got to try chic-fil-a's breakfast. Pretty good stuff!This thread was completely slaughtered by just one post about evolution. Whenever someone says anything about God or Evolution, the thread goes to shit because people start arguing that God is/isn't real. If you want an argument, create a thread about it, don't kill someone else's. And I say the egg came first because I've never had chicken for breakfast.
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