😰I've been threatened😰

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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Apr 18, 2012

Tomorrow I'm going to Florida to see my lovely.
My mother took the oportunity to tell me that if I don't come back, she's sending the mob after me.
The Sicilian Mob, apparently, that my great uncle Dominic belongs to.

I told her to watch out, else I might invade their turf and start a war that would split the family.
✯⊂ουrι∈r✯διχ✯ Apr 18, 2012

You showed her
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Apr 18, 2012

Lmao!
🔰🌹Add GODESS🌹🔰 Apr 18, 2012

✯⊂ουrι∈r✯διχ✯ wrote:
You showed her

😂👍
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Apr 18, 2012

Glad you find this funny. It ruined my plan of "missing" my flight home
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Apr 18, 2012

You could always scare her and bring a Burmese Python back from the Everglades...
☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Apr 18, 2012

Does your mom know about your axe?
〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 Apr 18, 2012

Enjoy your trip!! I know you'll have an amazing time :)
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Apr 18, 2012

Congrats. Have fun!!! Don't have babies yet!!
Σχϲιѕιøη Apr 18, 2012

Have fun man!
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Apr 18, 2012

Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™ wrote:
You could always scare her and bring a Burmese Python back from the Everglades...

Unfortunatly it won't fit in my bag, but I do hope for the oportunity to wrestle an alligator.. I need a new tooth for my necklace
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Apr 18, 2012

🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™ wrote:
You could always scare her and bring a Burmese Python back from the Everglades...

Unfortunatly it won't fit in my bag, but I do hope for the oportunity to wrestle an alligator.. I need a new tooth for my necklace
Wrestle a shark as well, and bring a tooth back to me. I need another necklace too. 😉
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Apr 18, 2012

Sure, why not. I'll study how to beat a shark on my way down. Then I'll head to sea world.
MoonChild Apr 18, 2012

Oooo cool, good luck and have fun 👏
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Apr 18, 2012

Or learn how to talk to animals like Dr. Doolittle and tell a shark that you're a shark dentist. Tell him it won't hurt a bit and it'll grow back really soon. Then pull the tooth and bring it to me.
ℱᵃƖ🐝Ɩᵃʗყ Apr 18, 2012

... Cool story....
★ICΞPICKʘЯTΞGΛ★ Apr 18, 2012

Have fun
FunkyTitz239 Apr 18, 2012

Where ya headed in Fl??
Add: OLSEN Apr 18, 2012

Show ya mum the axe bro!! Ask her if she knows your mob is bigger than your uncles!!