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Bruenor will pass in a tragic AX-ident.
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Bad luck 🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰
Does nothing. Shits. Dies
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You all will die by being in the airport and you are terrified by them and so ironically you go outside and get hit by a 🚕luggage car🚕 and the fat slob who is driving said oh well another dead body. an leaves your body there and and drives away and as soon as he drives away. And he drives and returns the 🚕luggage car🚕 and his boss was high on marijuana and Bud Wieser so he grabs a gun and shoots at the slob and he missed so irioncly it ricocheted and bounced back and hit him in the balls and bled out. And the slob said omg two people died in one work day and said and new record so he went home and he was having trouble with his wife and she grabbed a knife and stabbed him also in the balls and she harvested them and ate the wich were poisoned 💉 so they both died and all the people that died there bodies are still there today!
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👆Beat that👆
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You got stabbed my a man with no arms and kicked in front of a train by a guy with no legs 😉👌
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Mini man, you die by falling in a vat of toxic waste, growing to enormous proportions and splitting apart as your skin cannot contain you.
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👆you will die by 💔 a slow painfull death
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izayah wrote:
You win👆you will die by 💔 a slow painfull death
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I'm gonna eat you :)
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You die by eating badbean (who's now a burrito)
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Gets killed to death:(
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the pigs🚨🔫 wrote:
The grammar nazis come after youGets killed to death:(
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You will contract a terminal illness where you randomly shout "what the flying fetal position!" and then 28 days later your head will explode and then your major organs will implode and cause a singularity and then the universe will implode
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Your 🍸 will be poisoned with cyanide your last words will be
"This tastes like almonds" -
You will be stoned to death with almonds.
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BAT SMURF wrote:
Cyanide DOES tast like almonds though.You will be stoned to death with almonds.
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De Rick wrote:
This is how I die? Seriously that's pathetic.Mayans are right causing the earth to explode
I'm posting again! Kill me again, people! I wasn't satisfied with my previous death. -
🔥ཡØཞདབ ཞཔདཇཞ🔥 wrote:
And you know ... how? Lol. You die by being eaten alive by red ants whilst staked out over their nest.BAT SMURF wrote:
Cyanide DOES tast like almonds though.You will be stoned to death with almonds.
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You die from your tape worm that eats its way out of your intestines, chews on your spine so you cant move, then eats its way out of your stomach, and then proceeds to chew on your eyes while your body very slowly dies 😳
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🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
😳😳😳😳😳😳You die from your tape worm that eats its way out of your intestines, chews on your spine so you cant move, then eats its way out of your stomach, and then proceeds to chew on your eyes while your body very slowly dies 😳
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Satisfied 😝🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
😳😳😳😳😳😳You die from your tape worm that eats its way out of your intestines, chews on your spine so you cant move, then eats its way out of your stomach, and then proceeds to chew on your eyes while your body very slowly dies 😳
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You ingest semen down the incorrect tract in your pharynx. You suffocate, pass out, and die in front of camera.
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Add XXL wrote:
😳 That would work if I wasnt lesbian 😳😄😄You ingest semen down the incorrect tract in your pharynx. You suffocate, pass out, and die in front of camera.
XXL You die from the burger you ate earlier that you didnt know was rancid, hitting your stomach acid and releasing a gas that decenegrates your stomach, esophagus, tongue, brings blisters to your mouth and prevents you from screaming about the pain your in while your body melts from the inside
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🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
It was miss scarlet in the library with the candle stickAdd XXL wrote:
😳 That would work if I wasnt lesbian 😳😄😄You ingest semen down the incorrect tract in your pharynx. You suffocate, pass out, and die in front of camera.
XXL You die from the burger you ate earlier that you didnt know was rancid, hitting your stomach acid and releasing a gas that decenegrates your stomach, esophagus, tongue, brings blisters to your mouth and prevents you from screaming about the pain your in while your body melts from the inside
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"Put money in someone's pocket, a camera in their face and a dick in their mouth and they'll be whatever you tell them to be." Queen Elizabeth 2nd, 2012
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XXL you insulted the queen so she ordered your head to be cut off, they tied you down and messed up a knot and preceded to break your arm to fix it. They did the same thing to your other arm and when you cried they quetly stabbed you in the side which hit a lung and your mouth filled with blood they finished tieing you down and dropped the guillotine just as you wispered your last words...
"Tell Turfa not to screw my dead body" -
YOU wrote:
Oh but you had blood in your mouth so it sounded more likeXXL you insulted the queen so she ordered your head to be cut off, they tied you down and messed up a knot and preceded to break your arm to fix it. They did the same thing to your other arm and when you cried they quetly stabbed you in the side which hit a lung and your mouth filled with blood they finished tieing you down and dropped the guillotine just as you wispered your last words...
"Tell Turfa not to screw my dead body"
"ell Ufa Ot Oo Eww M Ead Odiii" -
Before this happens, a herpes ridden tramp sneeks into your house and blows a bubble gum bubble into your vulva as you sleep. It pops as you wake, you dismiss it for a normal morning fanny fart. Meanwhile the stale gum ferments and ulcers form and pulsate in what is now your putrid cervix. You then get hit by a car.
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...but survive, stumbling to the film studio. Which is incidentally your cousins bedroom. There you meet your spunk soaken fate.
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You are beaten senseless with a cudgel tied up with ropes threaded from poison ivy and with an oyster shell your skin is slowly peeled of yet they're not done with you so they dip your still living body into a cauldron of salt water and even then they throw you on a bed of redhot coals and leave you there.... Now that is unbeatable
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