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....last night when my wife came to bed (I was already asleep) she asked me if I wanted the dog locked in our out for the night. To which I answer....
"we'll have to set up two turf before we attack"
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I don't remember a thing....doesn't help my argument that i don't have an addiction tho haha.
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The fact that I can close my eyes and know how to get anywhere on TW
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Add:COW🔓🌅🎆 wrote:
well close your eyes and figure out how to get out of my thread.....The fact that I can close my eyes and know how to get anywhere on TW
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Jas🏁ADD WINNER🏁 wrote:
how is it that people playing TW at night have kick ass comebacks?Add:COW🔓🌅🎆 wrote:
well close your eyes and figure out how to get out of my thread.....The fact that I can close my eyes and know how to get anywhere on TW
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I realized just the other day I was gettin my P wet.. Gettin a blowie. Anyways back to the story, I was dippin my P and I got bored cuz she suckd. I started to play. Doing missions and attacking people. She musta been a noobie becuz I told her if she keeps doin that certain bite technics I would attack her.. Tru story!! Dead serious.. I did state I would attack her n I calld her a noobie.. I realized I said that becuz of the game
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This games helped me out with my geography alot more then school did..
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O-Dogg wrote:
cause she "suckd".....wasn't that the point of the exercise? 😜I realized just the other day I was gettin my P wet.. Gettin a blowie. Anyways back to the story, I was dippin my P and I got bored cuz she suckd. I started to play. Doing missions and attacking people. She musta been a noobie becuz I told her if she keeps doin that certain bite technics I would attack her.. Tru story!! Dead serious.. I did state I would attack her n I calld her a noobie.. I realized I said that becuz of the game
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O-Dogg wrote:
I defenitely wouldn't play my ipod while getting a bjI realized just the other day I was gettin my P wet.. Gettin a blowie. Anyways back to the story, I was dippin my P and I got bored cuz she suckd. I started to play. Doing missions and attacking people. She musta been a noobie becuz I told her if she keeps doin that certain bite technics I would attack her.. Tru story!! Dead serious.. I did state I would attack her n I calld her a noobie.. I realized I said that becuz of the game
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Add:COW🔓🌅🎆 wrote:
u never have...O-Dogg wrote:
I defenitely wouldn't play my ipod while getting a bjI realized just the other day I was gettin my P wet.. Gettin a blowie. Anyways back to the story, I was dippin my P and I got bored cuz she suckd. I started to play. Doing missions and attacking people. She musta been a noobie becuz I told her if she keeps doin that certain bite technics I would attack her.. Tru story!! Dead serious.. I did state I would attack her n I calld her a noobie.. I realized I said that becuz of the game
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Lol everyone hates cow. I picture cow as Larry David from curb your enthusiasm.
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Gino Brown wrote:
lol I'm not him though...and yes I've gotten many. But dude why does everybody hate me. I could say hello your really doing good today and somebody might say your a failed abortion.Lol everyone hates cow. I picture cow as Larry David from curb your enthusiasm.
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Yea she suckd in a bad way!! I love gettin them yet this time I wasn't into what she was doing.. She chew'd on me! Like really bite my penis thinking it felt nice.. She did slap it on her face that made me bust out laughing! Just think playing tw gettin a bj n then laughing in the girls face.. It was the most awkward moment for the both of us but she was a champ she kept goin'
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Thanks for a great laugh jas 😹
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O-Dogg wrote:
that's a very akward moment.Yea she suckd in a bad way!! I love gettin them yet this time I wasn't into what she was doing.. She chew'd on me! Like really bite my penis thinking it felt nice.. She did slap it on her face that made me bust out laughing! Just think playing tw gettin a bj n then laughing in the girls face.. It was the most awkward moment for the both of us but she was a champ she kept goin'
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Jas🏁ADD WINNER🏁 wrote:
Fucking Hilarious!!....last night when my wife came to bed (I was already asleep) she asked me if I wanted the dog locked in our out for the night. To which I answer....
"we'll have to set up two turf before we attack"
😨
I don't remember a thing....doesn't help my argument that i don't have an addiction tho haha.
When did you realise you were
addicted to the game?& cow saying hello and getting the failed abortion response...lmaoooooooo
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O-Dogg wrote:
she turkey slaped herself? Maybe that and the biting was a hint that she wanted you off your phone lolYea she suckd in a bad way!! I love gettin them yet this time I wasn't into what she was doing.. She chew'd on me! Like really bite my penis thinking it felt nice.. She did slap it on her face that made me bust out laughing! Just think playing tw gettin a bj n then laughing in the girls face.. It was the most awkward moment for the both of us but she was a champ she kept goin'
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Ramzy wrote:
your laughing now but eventually you'll do it as well to me. Jk....or am I? Ya I am..Jas🏁ADD WINNER🏁 wrote:
Fucking Hilarious!!....last night when my wife came to bed (I was already asleep) she asked me if I wanted the dog locked in our out for the night. To which I answer....
"we'll have to set up two turf before we attack"
😨
I don't remember a thing....doesn't help my argument that i don't have an addiction tho haha.
When did you realise you were
addicted to the game?& cow saying hello and getting the failed abortion response...lmaoooooooo
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The chewing made me pick up the phone.. LoL faild abortion
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Lol what isfas you let it loose you dropped the iPod on her head?
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Add:COW🔓🌅🎆 wrote:
keh?Lol what isfas you let it loose you dropped the iPod on her head?
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Add:COW🔓🌅🎆 wrote:
hopefully would of knocked some of them teeth out......😱😏Lol what isfas you let it loose you dropped the iPod on her head?
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Add:COW🔓🌅🎆 wrote:
Na I won't. Sometimes I may get annoyed cause I can't read/understand/decode what you're trying to say, but all that extra shit is uncalled for.Ramzy wrote:
your laughing now but eventually you'll do it as well to me. Jk....or am I? Ya I am..Jas🏁ADD WINNER🏁 wrote:
Fucking Hilarious!!....last night when my wife came to bed (I was already asleep) she asked me if I wanted the dog locked in our out for the night. To which I answer....
"we'll have to set up two turf before we attack"
😨
I don't remember a thing....doesn't help my argument that i don't have an addiction tho haha.
When did you realise you were
addicted to the game?& cow saying hello and getting the failed abortion response...lmaoooooooo
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I meant if you let it "out" and as you did you dropped the iPod because of certain muscle convulsions(I tried my best not to make it wierd)
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Well the moment I knew I was addicted to turf wars, bj's aside, was when I hired a boat for a days fishing and spent most of the arvo playing turf wars instead.
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Pricey wrote:
rofl....Well the moment I knew I was addicted to turf wars, bj's aside, was when I hired a boat for a days fishing and spent most of the arvo playing turf wars instead.
How did Bort and Anubis fry up?
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Add:COW🔓🌅🎆 wrote:
u mean when he came. He dropped th phone?I meant if you let it "out" and as you did you dropped the iPod because of certain muscle convulsions(I tried my best not to make it wierd)
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Either it's not weird...
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Or I just don't give a f#ck... -
Butchered the filleting (sp?) but with a little garlic and sweet chilli it tasted great
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Pricey wrote:
👍Butchered the filleting (sp?) but with a little garlic and sweet chilli it tasted great
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Jas🏁ADD WINNER🏁 wrote:
and cumin🍱🍱🍱Pricey wrote:
👍Butchered the filleting (sp?) but with a little garlic and sweet chilli it tasted great
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... Did u mean 'mako shark'?
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