The Time is Now

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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 16, 2012

We all know the tidal wave that is currently enveloping TW, a swarm of noobs, racists, bigots, and octopi are destroying TW from within, but one warrior will have nothing of it.
He has enchanted TW with his persuasive tone and immersive personality.
He has drop kicked the scum of the Game off the pedestal of public knowledge.
He has destroyed any noobs sense of comfort through his mortifying stories.
And that's why, I support GreenmanXphile for the supreme court of TW.
💚Whether he runs or not is no concern, for he is the only one who can steer our ship out of the precipice of which we are heading.
💚He promises Bacon and Cupcakes for all.
💚He will Lease out property in OTBs pants for a reduced rate and interest.
💚His judgements will swift and fair.
💚He will never leave us, unless he is abducted by aliens.
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 16, 2012

💚He is green, the color of money, and if you vote for him, you may gain some money in turn.
💚Even though he will do all of his duties, he will not neglect his story writing responsibilities.
💚He smacked Adolf Hitler in his mustache when he was in the womb.
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🔥zUntamed🔥 Apr 16, 2012

???????
Mr. Beefy0 Apr 16, 2012

I love you...
ᎯᏣᏋᏕ♠(add 068) Apr 16, 2012

Ummm sure why not
❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ Apr 16, 2012

/x/.
TheNewfieBullet Apr 16, 2012

All hail the almighty Greenman!
Ꭱ3V Apr 16, 2012

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 I'll follow Greenman anywhere anytime
GreenManXphile Apr 16, 2012

Hmmm. I've seen worse propaganda. I guess I'll consider whatever you guys come up with. I was about to lose focus. But this seems like a thoughtful endeavor on your part, so thank you! I'm flattered!
GreenManXphile Apr 16, 2012

❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
/x/.

👍 this is an important point he's made guys. The back slashes are vital... As is capitalizing the "G" and the "M". It actually does relate to something that no one seems to have noticed.
rojo2017 Apr 16, 2012

💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:
❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
/x/.

👍 this is an important point he's made guys. The back slashes are vital... As is capitalizing the "G" and the "M". It actually does relate to something that no one seems to have noticed.
Why did you change the heart?
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 16, 2012

💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:
❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
/x/.

👍 this is an important point he's made guys. The back slashes are vital... As is capitalizing the "G" and the "M". It actually does relate to something that no one seems to have noticed.
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TheNewfieBullet Apr 16, 2012

💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:
❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
/x/.

👍 this is an important point he's made guys. The back slashes are vital... As is capitalizing the "G" and the "M". It actually does relate to something that no one seems to have noticed.
The little Green Men from the xfiles?
GreenManXphile Apr 16, 2012

rojo2017 wrote:
💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:
❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
/x/.

👍 this is an important point he's made guys. The back slashes are vital... As is capitalizing the "G" and the "M". It actually does relate to something that no one seems to have noticed.
Why did you change the heart?
Because I did.
GreenManXphile Apr 16, 2012

TheNewfieBullet wrote:
💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:
❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
/x/.

👍 this is an important point he's made guys. The back slashes are vital... As is capitalizing the "G" and the "M". It actually does relate to something that no one seems to have noticed.
The little Green Men from the xfiles?
Nope.
✯McGregor✯ Apr 16, 2012

Awesome
Ꭱ3V Apr 16, 2012

💹Ǥȑععɳϻąή×ῤђįƖҽ wrote:
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:
❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
/x/.

👍 this is an important point he's made guys. The back slashes are vital... As is capitalizing the "G" and the "M". It actually does relate to something that no one seems to have noticed.
The little Green Men from the xfiles?
Nope.
Whoa. The quick name change tripped me out.
TheNewfieBullet Apr 16, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
💹Ǥȑععɳϻąή×ῤђįƖҽ wrote:
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:
❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
/x/.

👍 this is an important point he's made guys. The back slashes are vital... As is capitalizing the "G" and the "M". It actually does relate to something that no one seems to have noticed.
The little Green Men from the xfiles?
Nope.
Whoa. The quick name change tripped me out.
Me too.
Mr. Beefy0 Apr 16, 2012

💹Ǥȑععɳϻąή×ῤђįƖҽ wrote:
❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
/x/.

👍 this is an important point he's made guys. The back slashes are vital... As is capitalizing the "G" and the "M". It actually does relate to something that no one seems to have noticed.
Green man from its always sunny in Philly.
Mr. Beefy0 Apr 17, 2012

Hey. I want to know I'd I got it right. Bugger off to anyone saying i bumped
Ꭱ3V Apr 17, 2012

Mr. Beefy0 wrote:
Hey. I want to know I'd I got it right. Bugger off to anyone saying i bumped

You bumped 😝
TheNewfieBullet Apr 17, 2012

Mr. Beefy0 wrote:
Hey. I want to know I'd I got it right. Bugger off to anyone saying i bumped

Hey, don't bump!
;)
Jk lol
Mr. Beefy0 Apr 17, 2012

TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Mr. Beefy0 wrote:
Hey. I want to know I'd I got it right. Bugger off to anyone saying i bumped

Hey, don't bump!
;)
Jk lol

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Mr. Beefy0 wrote:
Hey. I want to know I'd I got it right. Bugger off to anyone saying i bumped

You bumped 😝
Oye crikey! I'm turning Australian from anger!👦
☭ⱥɗɗ: //₭2 Apr 17, 2012

I support this message!!!
₳ⅅⅅ: GUNN1 Apr 17, 2012

What is he running for???
💀ℛℰℬℰℒ💀 Apr 17, 2012

I am severely impressed by this post. Pardon my language but that's some funny shit. Got my vote
zephyr f Apr 17, 2012

💹Ǥȑععɳϻąή×ῤђįƖҽ wrote:
Hmmm. I've seen worse propaganda. I guess I'll consider whatever you guys come up with. I was about to lose focus. But this seems like a thoughtful endeavor on your part, so thank you! I'm flattered!

Gftw
ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ Apr 17, 2012

But but... I was gonna be the supreme supreme judge! 😿😿
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Apr 17, 2012

Those kinds of people always have and always be part of our society. And they come with all shapes and sizes of mobs and playing time.

However, I support this little endeavor of yours.

Greenmanxphile is one hell of a guy!👍
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 17, 2012

💚There is a head wind flowing against the tide of reform GreenMan is steering us toward.
💚There are forces and people who stand against everything GreenMan is for.
💚If this is true, these sinister people stand against cupcakes, bacon, a peaceful forum, happiness, children, video games, stories, and life itself!
💚How dare these people oppose the reform of our forum.
💚It is a proven fact that 10 out of 10 of GreenMan's competitors were noobs or noob sympathizers at some point.
💚Here are some quotes from his competitors:
💚"I...hate...TW"
💚"Man Mystery really is... A nooby"
💚"GreenMan's stories are [not] entertaining"
💚This proves the malovelency of GreenMan's competition! Who can call Mystery a noob? Who would dare hate TW? Who doesn't like stories?
💚These are the question I hope you ask yourselves on election day.
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