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It's time to stop the alliances

• JmanX Jul 7, 2010

  Kudos Charlie on the thread. Brilliance, and gave me a good laugh reading through it. I never knew I might have already been a member! Do I have to buy a magazine subscription to enter to win?
•  mama tek Jul 7, 2010

  i though new York, ct, and the massholes already did this a month ago...
• \\// (/\dd Vee) Jul 7, 2010

  Bwaaaaa LOLOLOLOL

  Charlie can I be a

  Turf
  Wars
  Alliance
  Terriorizer

  I wanna be the best TWAT I can be. Even if I take a few hits in battle and end up a bloody TWAT. I mean I'm pretty sure there are products on the market that will clean me up and keep me feeling fresh. I just hope all you other TWAT's are up to the task!!

  Perhaps I can run an elite squad called the Circle Liberation In Turfwars (CLIT).

  So basically I can run the CLIT within the TWAT. I bet no one even realizes the CLIT exists kinda like an elite covert team.

  I'll leave to rest of the discussions for behind closed doors I don't want to completely expose the CLIT to everyone.

  PM Me!!!!
• 👊$ოᵃ$ɧعཞ👊 Jul 7, 2010

  Prez wrote:

  So your forming an alliance because there are too many alliances? Lmao🎱♠
  

  lmfao
• Fat Basterd Jul 7, 2010

  \\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:

  Bwaaaaa LOLOLOLOL

  Charlie can I be a

  Turf
  Wars
  Alliance
  Terriorizer

  I wanna be the best TWAT I can be. Even if I take a few hits in battle and end up a bloody TWAT. I mean I'm pretty sure there are products on the market that will clean me up and keep me feeling fresh. I just hope all you other TWAT's are up to the task!!

  Perhaps I can run an elite squad called the Circle Liberation In Turfwars (CLIT).

  So basically I can run the CLIT within the TWAT. I bet no one even realizes the CLIT exists kinda like an elite covert team.

  I'll leave to rest of the discussions for behind closed doors I don't want to completely expose the CLIT to everyone.

  PM Me!!!!
  

  Omg! Lol! WTF! And other such acronmys!
• jwbulmer Jul 7, 2010

  I'd help out, but most of them seem to be in the US, so not a lot I can do.
• Soul Jul 7, 2010

  \\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:

  Bwaaaaa LOLOLOLOL

  Charlie can I be a

  Turf
  Wars
  Alliance
  Terriorizer

  I wanna be the best TWAT I can be. Even if I take a few hits in battle and end up a bloody TWAT. I mean I'm pretty sure there are products on the market that will clean me up and keep me feeling fresh. I just hope all you other TWAT's are up to the task!!

  Perhaps I can run an elite squad called the Circle Liberation In Turfwars (CLIT).

  So basically I can run the CLIT within the TWAT. I bet no one even realizes the CLIT exists kinda like an elite covert team.

  I'll leave to rest of the discussions for behind closed doors I don't want to completely expose the CLIT to everyone.

  PM Me!!!!
  

  lmfao \\//
• ChainsawCharlie Jul 8, 2010

  \\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:

  Bwaaaaa LOLOLOLOL

  Charlie can I be a

  Turf
  Wars
  Alliance
  Terriorizer

  I wanna be the best TWAT I can be. Even if I take a few hits in battle and end up a bloody TWAT. I mean I'm pretty sure there are products on the market that will clean me up and keep me feeling fresh. I just hope all you other TWAT's are up to the task!!

  Perhaps I can run an elite squad called the Circle Liberation In Turfwars (CLIT).

  So basically I can run the CLIT within the TWAT. I bet no one even realizes the CLIT exists kinda like an elite covert team.

  I'll leave to rest of the discussions for behind closed doors I don't want to completely expose the CLIT to everyone.

  PM Me!!!!
  

  The first alliance with special forces. Nice!!
• Prez Jul 8, 2010

  ChainsawCharlie wrote:

  \\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:

  Bwaaaaa LOLOLOLOL

  Charlie can I be a

  Turf
  Wars
  Alliance
  Terriorizer

  I wanna be the best TWAT I can be. Even if I take a few hits in battle and end up a bloody TWAT. I mean I'm pretty sure there are products on the market that will clean me up and keep me feeling fresh. I just hope all you other TWAT's are up to the task!!

  Perhaps I can run an elite squad called the Circle Liberation In Turfwars (CLIT).

  So basically I can run the CLIT within the TWAT. I bet no one even realizes the CLIT exists kinda like an elite covert team.

  I'll leave to rest of the discussions for behind closed doors I don't want to completely expose the CLIT to everyone.

  PM Me!!!!
  

  The first alliance with special forces. Nice!!
  

  I would have to pull a few strings but I can join lol🎱♠
• 👊4REAL👊 Jul 8, 2010

  Sound lik a lots of fun...
• 👊4REAL👊 Jul 8, 2010

  \\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:

  Bwaaaaa LOLOLOLOL

  Charlie can I be a

  Turf
  Wars
  Alliance
  Terriorizer

  I wanna be the best TWAT I can be. Even if I take a few hits in battle and end up a bloody TWAT. I mean I'm pretty sure there are products on the market that will clean me up and keep me feeling fresh. I just hope all you other TWAT's are up to the task!!

  Perhaps I can run an elite squad called the Circle Liberation In Turfwars (CLIT).

  So basically I can run the CLIT within the TWAT. I bet no one even realizes the CLIT exists kinda like an elite covert team.

  I'll leave to rest of the discussions for behind closed doors I don't want to completely expose the CLIT to everyone.

  PM Me!!!!
  

  Sound funnier...lmho
• WaRRioR✯EthOs Jul 8, 2010

  Prez wrote:

  So your forming an alliance because there are too many alliances? Lmao🎱♠
  
• p s i Jul 8, 2010

  whitey bulger wrote:

  Twat... Heh
  

  my wife just learned this word from watching 'rescue me'. It's her new favorite word :). Mama tek would be proud 😿
• Marbles Jul 8, 2010

  How would attacking them every 28 days stop them? Specially if you're warning them before hand. They will just bunker down, drop influence, or spend the 29th day rebuilding
• KvnK Jul 8, 2010

  \\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:

  Bwaaaaa LOLOLOLOL

  Charlie can I be a

  Turf
  Wars
  Alliance
  Terriorizer

  I wanna be the best TWAT I can be. Even if I take a few hits in battle and end up a bloody TWAT. I mean I'm pretty sure there are products on the market that will clean me up and keep me feeling fresh. I just hope all you other TWAT's are up to the task!!

  Perhaps I can run an elite squad called the Circle Liberation In Turfwars (CLIT).

  So basically I can run the CLIT within the TWAT. I bet no one even realizes the CLIT exists kinda like an elite covert team.

  I'll leave to rest of the discussions for behind closed doors I don't want to completely expose the CLIT to everyone.

  PM Me!!!!
  

  you best believe I will be attacking the TWAT daily. I'll be viciously just pounding it. I do promise to be gentle once I reach the CLIT though.
• KvnK Jul 8, 2010

  \\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:

  Bwaaaaa LOLOLOLOL

  Charlie can I be a

  Turf
  Wars
  Alliance
  Terriorizer

  I wanna be the best TWAT I can be. Even if I take a few hits in battle and end up a bloody TWAT. I mean I'm pretty sure there are products on the market that will clean me up and keep me feeling fresh. I just hope all you other TWAT's are up to the task!!

  Perhaps I can run an elite squad called the Circle Liberation In Turfwars (CLIT).

  So basically I can run the CLIT within the TWAT. I bet no one even realizes the CLIT exists kinda like an elite covert team.

  I'll leave to rest of the discussions for behind closed doors I don't want to completely expose the CLIT to everyone.

  PM Me!!!!
  

  Is the group going to go on a bloody (no pun intended) rampage one week every month?
• yomama1064 Jul 8, 2010

  ChainsawCharlie wrote:

  Pretty much. Unless they have to deal with the Coalition Of Crazy Killers. Then they might be taking almost a year off.
  

  Lmao
• ChainsawCharlie Jul 8, 2010

  Pretty much. Unless they have to deal with the Coalition Of Crazy Killers. Then they might be shut down for a while.
• groundhog Jul 8, 2010

  \\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:

  Bwaaaaa LOLOLOLOL

  Charlie can I be a

  Turf
  Wars
  Alliance
  Terriorizer

  I wanna be the best TWAT I can be. Even if I take a few hits in battle and end up a bloody TWAT. I mean I'm pretty sure there are products on the market that will clean me up and keep me feeling fresh. I just hope all you other TWAT's are up to the task!!

  Perhaps I can run an elite squad called the Circle Liberation In Turfwars (CLIT).

  So basically I can run the CLIT within the TWAT. I bet no one even realizes the CLIT exists kinda like an elite covert team.

  I'll leave to rest of the discussions for behind closed doors I don't want to completely expose the CLIT to everyone.

  PM Me!!!!
  

  dude. That was awesome
• 風火貌 Jul 8, 2010

  Aw Charlie can I link up and have yr back with
  Castrate
  United
  Nemesises
  Terrorist

  We are the international branch who got each other's back, front, side. Dang u name it we got it... CUNT has a free trade agreement with TWAT & 🚾3⃣ amongst others... Don't worry you can call us out since we are all one. No subscription, no pal grps, no miss-ion statements, logos, no dental or 401k plans or pension. At yr own risk. WindFire
• ChainsawCharlie Jul 8, 2010

  Marbles wrote:

  How would attacking them every 28 days stop them? Specially if you're warning them before hand. They will just bunker down, drop influence, or spend the 29th day rebuilding
  

  Sometimes I wish I was still this naive.
• ★〓⌖ Viper ⌖〓★ Jul 9, 2010

  ChainsawCharlie wrote:

  Marbles wrote:

  How would attacking them every 28 days stop them? Specially if you're warning them before hand. They will just bunker down, drop influence, or spend the 29th day rebuilding
  

  Sometimes I wish I was still this naive.
  

  No ya don't, then you would have missed the joke. And \V/, bravo that was a work of art.
• ChainsawCharlie Aug 5, 2010

  For Benny.
• JohnnySledge Aug 5, 2010

  guitarman wrote:

  So you're making an alliance to stoo alliances.... Would that contradict itself? Like an oxymoron or whatever
  

  just what I was about to post
• HydroChaz Aug 5, 2010

  If you do that people might come after you. I don't think you want the full force of ECS or GC3 on you
• shaggly razors Aug 5, 2010

  Please attack TWFC first they deserve it more than anyone
• ChainsawCharlie Aug 5, 2010

  Ok everybody...this was a joke. A pretty lame one at that. But all you that didn't get it, is what really makes it funny.
• Primo Aug 5, 2010

  \\// (/\dd Vee) wrote:

  Bwaaaaa LOLOLOLOL

  Charlie can I be a

  TurfWarsAllianceTerriorizer

  I wanna be the best TWAT I can be. Even if I take a few hits in battle and end up a bloody TWAT. I mean I'm pretty sure there are products on the market that will clean me up and keep me feeling fresh. I just hope all you other TWAT's are up to the task!!

  Perhaps I can run an elite squad called the Circle Liberation In Turfwars (CLIT).

  So basically I can run the CLIT within the TWAT. I bet no one even realizes the CLIT exists kinda like an elite covert team.

  I'll leave to rest of the discussions for behind closed doors I don't want to completely expose the CLIT to everyone.

  PM Me!!!!

  Oh the CLIT exists, its the female orgasm that's a myth.
• BADͣFͩIͩSH Aug 5, 2010

  Anarchy in the USA!?
• yomama1064 Aug 5, 2010

  TheCoconutMafia wrote:

  Ok everybody...this was a joke. A pretty lame one at that. But all you that didn't get it, is what really makes it funny.
  

  Haha seriously

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