Ahhhhhhh.

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TheNewfieBullet Apr 14, 2012

Imagine a lawn chair facing into the sun, a warm feeling spreading across your chest and face as the the gentle sounds of waves crash around you. Imagine beautiful women wearing only bikinis surrounding you. That's where I was for the last week. What's been on the go here?
cptpiratemonkey Apr 14, 2012

That warm feeling is you getting sunburned.
TheNewfieBullet Apr 14, 2012

cptpiratemonkey wrote:
That warm feeling is you getting brown and sexy.

fixed it for you.
YОU Apr 14, 2012

Where did you get that LSD? And can I have some?
TheNewfieBullet Apr 14, 2012

iCharles wrote:
Where did you get that LSD? And can I have some?

The middle of the Caribbean. Good shit. It's actually weed. I bought it from Bob Marley.
TheNewfieBullet Apr 14, 2012

I also convinced several Americans that in Canada we all live in igloos, ride polar bears, have pet moose, no drinking age, no hospitals, no buildings, no computers, no pens, we have to hunt to eat, only wear tuques and plaid jackets. I also convinced them that our Prime Minister wrote a formal apology for the birth of Justin Bieber. Then I convinced one that when I change the time on my watch it changes the time in real life.
✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ Apr 14, 2012

TheNewfieBullet wrote:
I also convinced several Americans that in Canada we all live in igloos, ride polar bears, have pet moose, no drinking age, no hospitals, no buildings, no computers, no pens, we have to hunt to eat, only wear tuques and plaid jackets. I also convinced them that our Prime Minister wrote a formal apology for the birth of Justin Bieber. Then I convinced one that when I change the time on my watch it changes the time in real life.

That must've been the good stuff 😂😂
TheNewfieBullet Apr 14, 2012

✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
I also convinced several Americans that in Canada we all live in igloos, ride polar bears, have pet moose, no drinking age, no hospitals, no buildings, no computers, no pens, we have to hunt to eat, only wear tuques and plaid jackets. I also convinced them that our Prime Minister wrote a formal apology for the birth of Justin Bieber. Then I convinced one that when I change the time on my watch it changes the time in real life.

That must've been the good stuff 😂😂
It was so funny. Out of all of it, the part they believed the least was the igloo. Yep, apparently riding goddamn polar bears makes more sense than igloos to Americans.
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Apr 14, 2012

You don't really ride polar bears? Dammit mr. Doux! I thought you just bought a 2013 model?!?!
☭🔥ţℌع🎂 ცA͜қḝཞ🔥☭ Apr 14, 2012

cptpiratemonkey wrote:
That warm feeling is you dying slowly.
ㄕ₳ⅈℵҜɪℒℒミཞ Apr 14, 2012

TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Imagine a lawn chair facing into the sun, a warm feeling spreading across your chest and face as the the gentle sounds of waves crash around you. Imagine beautiful women wearing only bikinis surrounding you. That's where I was for the last week. What's been on the go here?

Why only bikinis? Why not naked
TheNewfieBullet Apr 14, 2012

farticus wrote:
TheNewfieBullet wrote:
Imagine a lawn chair facing into the sun, a warm feeling spreading across your chest and face as the the gentle sounds of waves crash around you. Imagine beautiful women wearing only bikinis surrounding you. That's where I was for the last week. What's been on the go here?

Why only bikinis? Why not naked
Cause this is real life. You can imagine whatever you like. I was just in the Caribbean.