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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 12, 2012

These past two weeks have been long without my beloved forum, and my narcissism demands that I relate to you my exploits of my prolonged absence.
we beans have the tendency to stray away from time to time, and the call of nature swayed me away for a short period.
My escapades in this period were long and tiring, in fact I'm having to struggle to type right now.
I started my adventure in Cancun, living it up just as any malevolent bean would, starting fights between the Lima brothers(nobody likes them), chilling with the Black Eyed Peas(distant cousins), when I was frijolenapped.
It turns out a incensed cook had bagged me to try to make the ultimate burrito. This truly was a sticky situation.
Long story short, I ended up in the gulf of Mexico 2 and a half hours later and very dirty. I formed a life vest out of a couple of pieces of bubble wrap and a boat of of 22 soda caps. These were dark times indeed. I had to fight off the gulls with nothing but my wits and a plastic toothpick in the shape of a sword.
swc19 Apr 12, 2012

But you did it. That's all that matters. This is something I need to tell my kids 😭
ꅔꉻꐪ꒩ᵀᴸ Apr 12, 2012

Great to have you back!
Looking forward to more entries to the story that is your thoughts👍
ㄕ₳ⅈℵҜɪℒℒミཞ Apr 12, 2012

I just noticed your name is your... Nevermind
Visɧɓuɱe Apr 12, 2012

2weeks away but had time to punch codes. Lucky the raft had wifi, eh? Lol
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Apr 12, 2012

After many nights of roasted gull, stuffed gull, pickled gull, creme bru gull, and gull a la carte. I arrived at an oil covered shore. I deduced from that, that I was clearly in Louisiana, indigenous home of my mortal enemy, the bean sprout. In essence, the bean sprout is a bean who never got mature. He hangs around high school hitting on unassuming kidney beans and taking their beanginity. He is the scum of the earth. I want to make him another black eyed pea if I saw him. But that's beside the point.
After wandering through the yards and yards of muck, I came upon a toy strewn lawn. Needless to say, I bounced straight towards the house in hopes of finding a car or phone. However, I was beanbagged again.
madam Apr 12, 2012

Did you get ban
Warhero0014 Apr 12, 2012

Did you see any octopi?
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Mr. Beefy0 Apr 12, 2012

More please