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Brain Wrecking Riddles!

• 🇺🇸U͚S͚M͚C͚🇺🇸 Apr 12, 2012

  ❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:

  What bites but has no teeth?
  

  6⃣9⃣
• ㄕ₳ⅈℵҜɪℒℒミཞ Apr 12, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  Eunos wrote:

  What can you catch but never throw?
  

  A Semtex

  Did I win
• Doom Giver Apr 12, 2012

  Here is my riddle:
  A man goes to work every morning and there are 60 floors in his work building and he works on the top floor but every day he gets into the elivator goes to level 40 gets out and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
• D0nk3y K0ng Apr 12, 2012

  Doom Giver wrote:

  Here is my riddle:
  A man goes to work every morning and there are 60 floors in his work building and he works on the top floor but every day he gets into the elivator goes to level 40 gets out and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
  

  To get exercise?
  The elevator only goes to the fortieth floor
• Doom Giver Apr 12, 2012

  D0nk3y K0ng wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  Here is my riddle:
  A man goes to work every morning and there are 60 floors in his work building and he works on the top floor but every day he gets into the elivator goes to level 40 gets out and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
  

  To get exercise?
  The elevator only goes to the fortieth floor

  No nice try though
• YelloManSoldier Apr 12, 2012

  farticus wrote:

  Eunos wrote:

  What can you catch but never throw?
  

  A Semtex

  LMAO
• swc19 Apr 12, 2012

  Doom Giver wrote:

  D0nk3y K0ng wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  Here is my riddle:
  A man goes to work every morning and there are 60 floors in his work building and he works on the top floor but every day he gets into the elivator goes to level 40 gets out and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
  

  To get exercise?
  The elevator only goes to the fortieth floor

  No nice try though

  He's a midget/dwarf
• Doom Giver Apr 12, 2012

  swc19 wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  D0nk3y K0ng wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  Here is my riddle:
  A man goes to work every morning and there are 60 floors in his work building and he works on the top floor but every day he gets into the elivator goes to level 40 gets out and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
  

  To get exercise?
  The elevator only goes to the fortieth floor

  No nice try though

  He's a midget/dwarf

  Correct
• YelloManSoldier Apr 12, 2012

  swc19 wrote:

  Eunos wrote:

  So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
  

  The mother... That's a terrible spelling you did there.

  I swear I've been laughing non stop for like 10 mins over this😂😂😂😂😂
• ✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ Apr 12, 2012

  Doom Giver wrote:

  Here is my riddle:
  A man goes to work every morning and there are 60 floors in his work building and he works on the top floor but every day he gets into the elivator goes to level 40 gets out and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
  

  There are 20 levels underground
• ✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ Apr 12, 2012

  Doom Giver wrote:

  swc19 wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  D0nk3y K0ng wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  Here is my riddle:
  A man goes to work every morning and there are 60 floors in his work building and he works on the top floor but every day he gets into the elivator goes to level 40 gets out and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
  

  To get exercise?
  The elevator only goes to the fortieth floor

  No nice try though

  He's a midget/dwarf

  Correct

  Well.... I don't get it. Lol
• Boner Jams '03 Apr 12, 2012

  🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  swc19 wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  D0nk3y K0ng wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  Here is my riddle:
  A man goes to work every morning and there are 60 floors in his work building and he works on the top floor but every day he gets into the elivator goes to level 40 gets out and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
  

  To get exercise?
  The elevator only goes to the fortieth floor

  No nice try though

  He's a midget/dwarf

  Correct

  Well.... I don't get it. Lol

  He can't reach the buttons
• ✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ Apr 12, 2012

  Boner Jams '03 wrote:

  🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  swc19 wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  D0nk3y K0ng wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  Here is my riddle:
  A man goes to work every morning and there are 60 floors in his work building and he works on the top floor but every day he gets into the elivator goes to level 40 gets out and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
  

  To get exercise?
  The elevator only goes to the fortieth floor

  No nice try though

  He's a midget/dwarf

  Correct

  Well.... I don't get it. Lol

  He can't reach the buttons

  Oh haha fuck I've heard that one before lol. Thanks.
• ㄎңձժø൰ (YW)🔫🔴🌆 Apr 12, 2012

  Ʋɴίτ ⑦⑧⑨Ⓞ wrote:

  Your stuck in a room no doors or windows, the ground and wall is concrete. There is a table and a mirror in the room how do you get out? And there is a concrete ceiling
  

  Everyone know this. Now here's mine:

  How'd you get in the room?😳
• fun6754 Apr 12, 2012

  ⛄🔥aժժ⛄ʗℌɪℒℒყ🔥⛄ wrote:

  Ʋɴίτ ⑦⑧⑨Ⓞ wrote:

  Your stuck in a room no doors or windows, the ground and wall is concrete. There is a table and a mirror in the room how do you get out? And there is a concrete ceiling
  

  Everyone know this. Now here's mine:

  How'd you get in the room?😳
  

  A pickaxe to mine the concrete XD
• fun6754 Apr 12, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  ⛄🔥aժժ⛄ʗℌɪℒℒყ🔥⛄ wrote:

  Ʋɴίτ ⑦⑧⑨Ⓞ wrote:

  Your stuck in a room no doors or windows, the ground and wall is concrete. There is a table and a mirror in the room how do you get out? And there is a concrete ceiling
  

  Everyone know this. Now here's mine:

  How'd you get in the room?😳
  

  A pickaxe to mine the concrete XD

  And then repair it with a cement truck that you somehow got in there.
• 💍ᎫᏋᏇᏋᏝ🔥ᎢᏲᎥᏋᎵ💎 Apr 12, 2012

  fun6754 wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  ⛄🔥aժժ⛄ʗℌɪℒℒყ🔥⛄ wrote:

  Ʋɴίτ ⑦⑧⑨Ⓞ wrote:

  Your stuck in a room no doors or windows, the ground and wall is concrete. There is a table and a mirror in the room how do you get out? And there is a concrete ceiling
  

  Everyone know this. Now here's mine:

  How'd you get in the room?😳
  

  A pickaxe to mine the concrete XD

  And then repair it with a cement truck that you somehow got in there.

  But it dosent say you get a cement truck, so how do you get it out?
• zephyr f Apr 12, 2012

  YOU wrote:

  YOU wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  Here is my riddle:
  A man goes to work every morning and there are 60 floors in his work building and he works on the top floor but every day he gets into the elivator goes to level 40 gets out and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
  

  No this is the real one: A man goes to work every morning and there are 60 floors in his work building, he works on the top floor. On normal days he uses the elevator for the first 40 levels and walks the rest of the way up on the stairs. But on rainy days he goes up the whole 60 floors, why?

  A: because he is a midget and he can't reach the buttons but on rainy days he has an umbrela to push the higher buttons.
• 🍁 ADD : VIB 🍁 Apr 12, 2012

  What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
• Ɗօ۷ⱥℌқɪɳ Apr 12, 2012

  Viвгдисе wrote:

  What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
  

  The letter m
• Doom Giver Apr 12, 2012

  🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:

  Doom Giver wrote:

  Here is my riddle:
  A man goes to work every morning and there are 60 floors in his work building and he works on the top floor but every day he gets into the elivator goes to level 40 gets out and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
  

  There are 20 levels underground

  Haha that's a good one
• The Joshster Apr 12, 2012

  ⛄🔥aժժ⛄ʗℌɪℒℒყ🔥⛄ wrote:

  Ʋɴίτ ⑦⑧⑨Ⓞ wrote:

  Your stuck in a room no doors or windows, the ground and wall is concrete. There is a table and a mirror in the room how do you get out? And there is a concrete ceiling
  

  Everyone know this. Now here's mine:

  How'd you get in the room?😳
  

  You climb through the hole in the table
• erikawesome Apr 12, 2012

  Ϯℎє💀₲ơժ💀ƒA͜ђέʀ wrote:

  Now, here are my 2 riddles!

  1.Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?

  2.What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
  

  1. He is in the year B.C.
  2. A mountain
• erikawesome Apr 12, 2012

  (tt)(b)(u) I ROCK!!!!!

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