Dear whiners, complainers, and quiters

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ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ Apr 11, 2012

In effort to reduce the whining and complaining in the forums, TheCactus༽༨ing is now selling premium hugs for all those who are feeling down in the blue and other people don't seem to give a fuck about them. All premium hugs are $50k each. Remember, nothing will make you feel better than hugging a cactus🌵
KING OF TURF Apr 11, 2012

ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
In effort to reduce the whining and complaining in the forums, TheCactus༽༨ing is now selling premium hugs for all those who are feeling down in the blue and other people don't seem to give a fuck about them. All premium hugs are $50k each. Remember, nothing will make you feel better than hugging a cactus🌵

Lol!
💀ℛℰℬℰℒ💀 Apr 11, 2012

Hahaha awesome
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Apr 11, 2012

'Remember, nothing will make you feel better than hugging a cactus' - The Cactus ༽༨ing

I am dying right now..
Ꭱ3V Apr 11, 2012

Λdd♥ᏤᎥииу™ wrote:
'Remember, nothing will make you feel better than hugging a cactus' - The Cactus ༽༨ing

I am dying right now..

Lol same.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Apr 11, 2012

I hear acupunture is good therapy...
💰💰💰💰💰 there you go :)
Zenyoul Apr 11, 2012

That should be your knock knock.
"A cactus hug is waiting..."
Something like that.
🔰Superyan🔰 Apr 11, 2012

I lost my virginity to a cactus once.
Zenyoul Apr 11, 2012

Superyan wrote:
I lost my virginity to a cactus once.

That must have been painful.
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Apr 11, 2012

Zenyoul wrote:
Superyan wrote:
I lost my virginity to a cactus once.

That must have been painful.
For him or the cactus 😜
NaiBlanc Apr 11, 2012

Add RaiKou wrote:
Zenyoul wrote:
Superyan wrote:
I lost my virginity to a cactus once.

That must have been painful.
For him or the cactus 😜

which one was the 'ahem' prick?
⚠TOOLZ⚠ Apr 11, 2012

Do the hugs work for non game related problems too.?
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Apr 11, 2012

Dude, this is genius... I seriously laughed
Ħʉℵ₮ミℝ$ Apr 11, 2012

STFU candy man AND quick draw Kev! Please god
Pat My Nuts Apr 12, 2012

Can I get a hug ?
ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ Apr 12, 2012

Hugs work for any problems! In game or out! Just as long as the person doesn't clutter the forums. And there is only one premium hug per customer due to insurance issues. although if you sign this waiver we will upgrade you to Elite Cacti™ service with all the hugs you can get for $100mil a month
heimdall Apr 12, 2012

Awesome lol this is just priceless
DubstepSuicidal Apr 12, 2012

Wow this forum was about hugging cactuses for 50k then it turned into a war 😳
ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ Apr 12, 2012

DubstepSuicidal wrote:
Wow this forum was about hugging cactuses for 50k then it turned into a war 😳

Actually some people don't get along well with quick draw kev after this one incident.
Amish Hitman Apr 12, 2012

I have a coupon here that says buy 2 hugs get 1 free no expiration date. Small print" must provide own lube"
ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ Apr 12, 2012

Amish Hitman wrote:
I have a coupon here that says buy 2 hugs get 1 free no expiration date. Small print" must provide own lube"

Ah I completely forgot! Those coupons where handed out by the University of Peculiar Unusual Rare Species (UP URS) it is a branch university of Cactus Unviversity. They specialize in finding "environments" in which special cacti can live in.