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Ꭿɖɖ 635 Apr 10, 2012

Sometimes when I'm at the table with my family I get the urge to masticate, and sometimes I make a mess and even when I don't want to, my mom makes me swallow:/ but have you ever snuck masticating during class? Or is during lunch good enough for you?

Oh ya, Definition: To chew:D
GreenManXphile Apr 10, 2012

Clever.😒
Ꭿɖɖ 635 Apr 10, 2012

A simple use of the dicktionary with hours of fun
࿇ᎦཏᎯᎠᎾᏯ࿇ Apr 10, 2012

Ꭿɖɖ MØDZ wrote:
A simple use of the DICKtionary with hours of fun

I think I'll pass on that one. I don't like looking at dicktionaries. DICTIONARIES on the other hand....
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Apr 10, 2012

💔Gяɛɛɴϻɑɳҳṗһıʟㅌ wrote:
Clever.😒
🌆💀🔫GTR36🔫💀🌆 Apr 10, 2012

ང྄٣д乙¥ СдгᎦᎧл wrote:
Ꭿɖɖ MØDZ wrote:
A simple use of the DICKtionary with hours of fun

I think I'll pass on that one. I don't like looking at dicktionaries. DICTIONARIES on the other hand....
Very nice catch
Carpenter Apr 10, 2012

New favorite word? I think so 😏😏😏
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Apr 10, 2012

I've thought long and hard about whether or not to show the world the problem I have with masticating. But your post gave me courage , so I'm gonna put it out there for everyone to see. I too have a big thing. For masticating. The issue just comes up out of nowhere. But alas, I think I may have beaten it down once and for all

(yes, punctuation is meant to be where I have placed it)
Ꭿɖɖ 635 Apr 10, 2012

Carpenter wrote:
New favorite word? I think so 😏😏😏

Yes I agree, my english teacher hates me because I wrote a whole essay on how masticating was vital for life, got a A- :(
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Apr 10, 2012

Ꭿɖɖ MØDZ wrote:
Carpenter wrote:
New favorite word? I think so 😏😏😏

Yes I agree, my english teacher hates me because I wrote a whole essay on how masticating was vital for life, got a A- :(
😂 Now THAT is funny.
✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ Apr 10, 2012

Jon Allen wrote:
I've thought long and hard about whether or not to show the world the problem I have with masticating. But your post gave me courage , so I'm gonna put it out there for everyone to see. I too have a big thing. For masticating. The issue just comes up out of nowhere. But alas, I think I may have beaten it down once and for all

(yes, punctuation is meant to be where I have placed it)

I too have thought LONG and HARD about masticating. I have decided that discrimination against masticaters has gone way to far.
Use this motto when faced with a situation with discrimination:
Don't hate, masticate!
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Apr 10, 2012

✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ wrote:
Jon Allen wrote:
I've thought long and hard about whether or not to show the world the problem I have with masticating. But your post gave me courage , so I'm gonna put it out there for everyone to see. I too have a big thing. For masticating. The issue just comes up out of nowhere. But alas, I think I may have beaten it down once and for all

(yes, punctuation is meant to be where I have placed it)

I too have thought LONG and HARD about masticating. I have decided that discrimination against masticaters has gone way to far.
Use this motto when faced with a situation with discrimination:
Don't hate, masticate!

Also as a side note, penis.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Apr 10, 2012

Yes, I'm masticating all over a
Chocolate bunny
Ꭿɖɖ 635 Apr 10, 2012

I'm getting wet just thinking about masticating, I mean my mouth is..... ;)
✭J⌖и Λl͟l͟e͞и✭ Apr 10, 2012

Ꭿɖɖ MØDZ wrote:
I'm getting wet just thinking about masticating, I mean my mouth is..... ;)

😜
Hyena Apr 10, 2012

I am masticating a nice Vietnamese..... Beef noodle soup that is.
originalbones Apr 10, 2012

Funny, but creepy as hell bringing your mother up! Might want to talk to someone about that!!
†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† Apr 10, 2012

I love masticating its fun to masticate in public I love seeing peoples responses to my mastication Me and my gf used to masticate together while watching Internet videos
Icy Guy Apr 11, 2012

I frequently masticate my meat in public.
Just today, as I looked at some steamy hot red snapper, I got the urge to masticate.
C-Beazy Apr 11, 2012

What is this masticating you speak of?
✯МяΛиоиγмоυs✯ Apr 11, 2012

C-Beazy wrote:
What is this masticating you speak of?

If you read the entire post, you would understand.
whette fartze Apr 11, 2012

Ꭿɖɖ MØDZ wrote:
I'm getting wet just thinking about masticating, I mean my mouth is..... ;)

I don't need mastication to be whette
Zonkey27 Apr 11, 2012

I found mastication remains in an unopened hollow chocolate bunny. I eated it. 😄
Ꭿɖɖ 635 Apr 11, 2012

whette fartze wrote:
Ꭿɖɖ MØDZ wrote:
I'm getting wet just thinking about masticating, I mean my mouth is..... ;)

I don't need mastication to be whette
Haha
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Apr 11, 2012

I masticate with my mouth open. People look at me weird for doing so but it's just so natural to me.
βཞѧʂʂ ƒʊℵҜy͜ Apr 11, 2012

Add RaiKou wrote:
I masticate with my mouth open. People look at me weird for doing so but it's just so natural to me.

I hate when people masticate with their mouths open, and makes me want to smack them while they're masticating, and make them watch me masticate to show them how it's done.
Ꭿɖɖ 635 Apr 13, 2012

Well my teacher(no joke) today said it would be fine if "I whipped out my meat and started masticating, but if I make a mess, she has to swallow." hahaha exact words:D she I guess has a sense of humor cuz I told her my name was Huegh G. Rection, and now she calls me Heugh(not sure how to spell)
βཞѧʂʂ ƒʊℵҜy͜ Apr 13, 2012

Ꭿɖɖ MØDZ wrote:
Well my teacher(no joke) today said it would be fine if "I whipped out my meat and started masticating, but if I make a mess, she has to swallow." hahaha exact words:D she I guess has a sense of humor cuz I told her my name was Huegh G. Rection, and now she calls me Heugh(not sure how to spell)

We will see you two on the news soon.
✯RagnarLoðbrók✯ Apr 13, 2012

Liquid diet only after 9:00pm.
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Apr 13, 2012

I wish I was a baby bird, because then my mom could masticate for me. I would get the benefits without the work.
🔰🌹Add GODESS🌹🔰 Apr 13, 2012

Add RaiKou wrote:
I wish I was a baby bird, because then my mom could masticate for me. I would get the benefits without the work.

Why am I strangely turned in by that??? 😳

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