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Tlj Apr 9, 2012

They're so much more terrifying when you're on the toilet.
Σχϲιѕιøη Apr 9, 2012

FUCK SPIDERS! 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰
Tlj Apr 9, 2012

It attacked me. While I was 💩ing. It was horrible.
ʑʑ ⅅℜℰ₳ℳՏ ʑʑ Apr 9, 2012

It's a alien bug😭 scary wolf spiders are mean as hell
vinnie the deal Apr 9, 2012

You only learn how to get over your fear of spiders when you are on a Harley doing 80 down the highway when you realize there is one inside your helmet. In the split second of realization that theres one on your face, you can bug out like a bitch like normal or decide that it's not such a big deal in the scheme of things. Yeah, off my bike I still scream like a chick when one is on me. Hahahahaha
ʑʑ ⅅℜℰ₳ℳՏ ʑʑ Apr 9, 2012

What kind of spider was it? I don't mind daddy long legs😄
Tlj Apr 9, 2012

👉₳ⅅⅅ: ⓢω@ⅈℕ755👈 wrote:
What kind of spider was it? I don't mind daddy long legs😄

Wolf spider
ʑʑ ⅅℜℰ₳ℳՏ ʑʑ Apr 9, 2012

Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
👉₳ⅅⅅ: ⓢω@ⅈℕ755👈 wrote:
What kind of spider was it? I don't mind daddy long legs😄

Wolf spider
Good god your like a beast.. Or I'm a wuss those things are evil then again i have archniphobia 😨 if thats spelled right
Ꭱ3V Apr 9, 2012

Fuck spiders. Fuck em. The one thing on planet earth I'm terrified of. No joke. I'm not scared of snakes or any other kind of bug. Just those nasty, crawly, creepy ass little monsters. Ugh. I feel like there's one on me right now. Yuck.
ℒⅇɬℌⱥℓⅈℵℐⅇ¢ɬⅈøℵ Apr 9, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Fuck spiders. Fuck em. The one thing on planet earth I'm terrified of. No joke. I'm not scared of snakes or any other kind of bug. Just those nasty, crawly, creepy ass little monsters. Ugh. I feel like there's one on me right now. Yuck.

Apparently each night you eat 1-3 spiders since they like hot damp spots so what's better then your mouth? NTS: sleep with mouth closed and hoped i help you get ride of your fears of spiders😉
vinnie the deal Apr 9, 2012

Canuks wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Fuck spiders. Fuck em. The one thing on planet earth I'm terrified of. No joke. I'm not scared of snakes or any other kind of bug. Just those nasty, crawly, creepy ass little monsters. Ugh. I feel like there's one on me right now. Yuck.

Apparently each night you eat 1-3 spiders since they like hot damp spots so what's better then your mouth? NTS: sleep with mouth closed and hoped i help you get ride of your fears of spiders😉
That's an old urban legend. It's completely untrue.
ℒⅇɬℌⱥℓⅈℵℐⅇ¢ɬⅈøℵ Apr 9, 2012

vinnie the deal wrote:
Canuks wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Fuck spiders. Fuck em. The one thing on planet earth I'm terrified of. No joke. I'm not scared of snakes or any other kind of bug. Just those nasty, crawly, creepy ass little monsters. Ugh. I feel like there's one on me right now. Yuck.

Apparently each night you eat 1-3 spiders since they like hot damp spots so what's better then your mouth? NTS: sleep with mouth closed and hoped i help you get ride of your fears of spiders😉
That's an old urban legend. It's completely untrue.
Proof?
Minouge 🔫💀🌄 Apr 9, 2012

It's actually a myth that a professor used in an experiment to show how gullible people are through the circulation of random 'facts' on the Internet.
SeñoritaMafioso Apr 9, 2012

minouge wrote:
It's actually a myth that a professor used in an experiment to show how gullible people are through the circulation of random 'facts' on the Internet.

THANK YOU. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MEANT TO ME...
ℋ₳աҡ(ⅇ552) Apr 9, 2012

Tonytlj add:TLJ wrote:
👉₳ⅅⅅ: ⓢω@ⅈℕ755👈 wrote:
What kind of spider was it? I don't mind daddy long legs😄

Wolf spider
Damm u have balls
Funky Buffalo Apr 9, 2012

✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
FUCK SPIDERS! 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Apr 9, 2012

😒

Dont bug the spider and the spider won't bug you. They're not stupid, they don't attack without feeling threatened.. At least not something 1000x their size.
Any idea how many times I've been camping just to have spiders crawl down over my face from my hat? That freaky and funny.. Little legs poking over the brim, curling under... Right at eye level, like they're looking at you... :)
Ghost spiders are kinda fun :)
An the jumping ones are great to put in a cup.. Hahaha....
they can tell when your panicked, and afraid. They can feel it. So, don't be.
★FUBΛЯ★ Apr 9, 2012

Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Fuck spiders. Fuck em. The one thing on planet earth I'm terrified of. No joke. I'm not scared of snakes or any other kind of bug. Just those nasty, crawly, creepy ass little monsters. Ugh. I feel like there's one on me right now. Yuck.

Sorry Grimm.... Had to do it😳
Tweek Apr 9, 2012

Canuks wrote:
vinnie the deal wrote:
Canuks wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Fuck spiders. Fuck em. The one thing on planet earth I'm terrified of. No joke. I'm not scared of snakes or any other kind of bug. Just those nasty, crawly, creepy ass little monsters. Ugh. I feel like there's one on me right now. Yuck.

Apparently each night you eat 1-3 spiders since they like hot damp spots so what's better then your mouth? NTS: sleep with mouth closed and hoped i help you get ride of your fears of spiders😉
That's an old urban legend. It's completely untrue.
Proof?
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp
The fact that anyone can believe that myth in the first place boggles me, but there are some very gullible and unwise people put there.
Funky Buffalo Apr 9, 2012

🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
😒

Dont bug the spider and the spider won't bug you. They're not stupid, they don't attack without feeling threatened.. At least not something 1000x their size.
Any idea how many times I've been camping just to have spiders crawl down over my face from my hat? That freaky and funny.. Little legs poking over the brim, curling under... Right at eye level, like they're looking at you... :)
Ghost spiders are kinda fun :)
An the jumping ones are great to put in a cup.. Hahaha....
they can tell when your panicked, and afraid. They can feel it. So, don't be.

I was sleeping when one bit me. It was a Brown Recluse. Spent 2 days in the hospital. FUCK SPIDERS
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Apr 9, 2012

Obviously it thought you were a buffalo.
I've played with recluse spiders before, not my fault your snorring scared it.
Funky Buffalo Apr 9, 2012

🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Obviously it thought you were a buffalo.
I've played with recluse spiders before, not my fault your snorring scared it.

You are a sick, scary man 😨
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Apr 9, 2012

Funky Buffalo wrote:
🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Obviously it thought you were a buffalo.
I've played with recluse spiders before, not my fault your snorring scared it.

You are a sick, scary man 😨
If I could grin sheepishly I would 😁
To be honest, I didn't know they were deadly at the time :P hahaha... Used to have some kind of subliminal death wish I guess 😓
Tlj Apr 9, 2012

🔰Bཞuęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
😒

Dont bug the spider and the spider won't bug you. They're not stupid, they don't attack without feeling threatened.. At least not something 1000x their size.
Any idea how many times I've been camping just to have spiders crawl down over my face from my hat? That freaky and funny.. Little legs poking over the brim, curling under... Right at eye level, like they're looking at you... :)
Ghost spiders are kinda fun :)
An the jumping ones are great to put in a cup.. Hahaha....
they can tell when your panicked, and afraid. They can feel it. So, don't be.

It was running at my feet. It was on the ceiling and I was fine with that. But it ran down the wall and straight for my bare feet with my pants around my ankles. It was an evil spider.
Tlj Apr 9, 2012

I didn't even have time to tear off a piece of toilet paper. I just grabbed the end of the roll and smashed the little fucker. Unrolled half the roll lol.
🔥zUntamed🔥 Apr 9, 2012

vinnie the deal wrote:
You only learn how to get over your fear of spiders when you are on a Harley doing 80 down the highway when you realize there is one inside your helmet. In the split second of realization that theres one on your face, you can bug out like a bitch like normal or decide that it's not such a big deal in the scheme of things. Yeah, off my bike I still scream like a chick when one is on me. Hahahahaha

Fuck that. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I woulda just wiped out and died rather than that shit. Fuck fuck that
$&)(&$ Apr 9, 2012

I like spiders..😄
N_O_O_B Apr 9, 2012

🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
vinnie the deal wrote:
You only learn how to get over your fear of spiders when you are on a Harley doing 80 down the highway when you realize there is one inside your helmet. In the split second of realization that theres one on your face, you can bug out like a bitch like normal or decide that it's not such a big deal in the scheme of things. Yeah, off my bike I still scream like a chick when one is on me. Hahahahaha

Fuck that. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I woulda just wiped out and died rather than that shit. Fuck fuck that
That made me shiver
man...just the thought of it
Funky Buffalo Apr 9, 2012

🔥zUntamed🔥 wrote:
vinnie the deal wrote:
You only learn how to get over your fear of spiders when you are on a Harley doing 80 down the highway when you realize there is one inside your helmet. In the split second of realization that theres one on your face, you can bug out like a bitch like normal or decide that it's not such a big deal in the scheme of things. Yeah, off my bike I still scream like a chick when one is on me. Hahahahaha

Fuck that. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I woulda just wiped out and died rather than that shit. Fuck fuck that
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🔰Superyan🔰 Apr 9, 2012

🅰 Gi®ls 🔫 wrote:
I like spiders..😄