Sleep walkers/sleep talkers
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So for some strange reason I went sleep walking last night.....can't remember a thing but the missus told me this morning that I was completely naked trying to open a can of beans with a spoon!
When the missus asked me what I was doing....my reply?
"I need to get this meal ready as Peter Andre is coming round to show me some new houses".......she left me to it lol
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My ex fiancé, before we moved in together, she would always wake up in the middle of the night, move her bed in the kitchen and sleep there.
She also hummed 'Alejandro' by lady gaga perfectly in her sleep
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😃I've done a fair few things,slept at a mates house and got into bed with his mum and dad whilst sleep walking...I've also done a shit in the bath once
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I went for a night out and got steaming drunk, i slept at my mates that night and apparently woke up in the night walked to his laptop and weed all it ,let's say he wasn't a happy chappy in the morning!
Also my cousin was staying at ours one night and I got up in the night went in his room thought it was the bathroom and weed on him ooops!!! 😹😹😹
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No real horror stories, none anyones told me about anyways ;) quite regulary i just sit up exactly like the undertaker - and stay like that sleeping
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I apparently wimper in my sleep, my friend told me it always depresses her because I seem so distraught and frightened but she can't help me which is weird because I don't tend to have nightmares, and sometimes I laugh manically lol!
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Thepyroarcher wrote:
MwahahahahahahahahahaI apparently wimper in my sleep, my friend told me it always depresses her because I seem so distraught and frightened but she can't help me which is weird because I don't tend to have nightmares, and sometimes I laugh manically lol!
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My friend spent the night at are house and when we woke up we realized he wasn't in his bed we looked around for him but couldn't find him so we figured he snuck out in the morning and left. But we came to realize he had slept walked outside and fallen asleep on a table and used a tarp for blanket. He's also been known to scream at night when he sleeps over. This is all after heavy drinking though.
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My girlfriend tore her shirt off and sprinted outside screaming. Only to be locked out in -10 degree weather.
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Führer of NYC wrote:
Almost same thong happened to me. But wd don't get -10 degree the lowest that I know we have gotten is 22 I thibkMy girlfriend tore her shirt off and sprinted outside screaming. Only to be locked out in -10 degree weather.
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I talk in my sleep. My mum laughs at me about it because she would ask me a question and I would answer her. It took me awhile to realize where all my money kept disappearing to
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I am the type that gets VERY violent in my sleep. I have more thaonce sent my wife to the ER with bloody noses and broken fingers from whipping her ass at night. I love her soooo much, I wouldn't have married someone like that!
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I once had a conversation with my brother about how I was going to kill the washing machine with a baseball bat when I was a sleep.
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I walked into my parents bedroom and jumped on my mom. I was already at the doorway going back to bed when she asked me what I was doing. I replied "NO!!!!" Then I went back to bed still sleeping.
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ADD: GTR36 wrote:
Dang! You need a cage!I am the type that gets VERY violent in my sleep. I have more thaonce sent my wife to the ER with bloody noses and broken fingers from whipping her ass at night. I love her soooo much, I wouldn't have married someone like that!
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Lol. Woman knew her place! 😉😝👍✌My ex fiancé, before we moved in together, she would always wake up in the middle of the night, move her bed in the kitchen and sleep there.
She also hummed 'Alejandro' by lady gaga perfectly in her sleep
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I've been told that I tend to growl, shout and moan creepily in my sleep. I have no idea why, but apparently it's worse when I'm utterly exhausted. Weird.
On that note, despite being a bed-hog when I'm with a lady, I seem to sleep quietly and peacefully on those nights.
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I once played star fox 64 in my sleep (crappily, mind you), and my brother once got up, walked to the door of his room, and peed. Then he walked back into his room. And I once used the bathroom as I would if I were awake while I was asleep. Washed my hands, flushed the toilet, I was like (insert witty reference here).
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Zenyoul wrote:
I once played star fox 64 in my sleep (crappily, mind you), and my brother once got up, walked to the door of his room, and peed. Then he walked back into his room. And I once used the bathroom as I would if I were awake while I was asleep. Washed my hands, flushed the toilet, I was like, you know, just glad I didn't get my willy caught in my zipper! 😳😖
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Zenyoul wrote:
I once played star fox 64 in my sleep (crappily, mind you), and my brother once got up, walked to the door of his room, and peed. Then he walked back into his room. And I once used the bathroom as I would if I were awake while I was asleep. Washed my hands, flushed the toilet, I was like,wish I had sat down for a wee because I sleep poo'd and now my beds full of turd
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Zenyoul wrote:
I once played star fox 64 in my sleep (crappily, mind you), and my brother once got up, walked to the door of his room, and peed. Then he walked back into his room. And I once used the bathroom as I would if I were awake while I was asleep. Washed my hands, flushed the toilet, I was like (insert witty reference here).
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Lold hard at these.
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Zenyoul wrote:
Of course you did. We are awesome witty reference inserters! 😝👍Lold hard at these.
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A couple of days ago I was walking around my room and I was kind of half asleep. The worst part is I thought it was a dream and I didn't know where I was. I thought I was on the bottom floor in the dining room in someone elses house. I was about to climb out the window when I fully woke up and realised that I was actually in my own house in my room on the second floor. I am so happy I didn't jump out of the window! Anyway, after that I got too tired to stand up and i just curled up in the corner of my room. When I woke up I thought the entire thing might have been a dream until I realised I was lying on the floor.
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My neighbor's grandma sleepwalked and unlocked the door and went to the middle of the street. Their parents had to get her out! She could have gotten hurt bad.
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₲ɑƖʙɑϮøяɪχ🔫🔴🌆 wrote:
I just lol'ed at that so hard in my mind! 😃😃😃😃😃I walked into my parents bedroom and jumped on my mom. I was already at the doorway going back to bed when she asked me what I was doing. I replied "NO!!!!" Then I went back to bed still sleeping.
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Evanescence wrote:
I live in upstate ny 2 years ago we had a horrible winterFührer of NYC wrote:
Almost same thong happened to me. But wd don't get -10 degree the lowest that I know we have gotten is 22 I thibkMy girlfriend tore her shirt off and sprinted outside screaming. Only to be locked out in -10 degree weather.
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Sleep walking ain't no joke! You can get seriously hurt or killed. Trust me
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SOR wrote:
Yea, you can. I remember someone telling me of a story. We were somewhere when out of boredom I mentioned the small decoration water fountain at the beginning of the subdivision we were at. Well, he told ne a story about there was a guy across the street. He most of slept walked out of his bed, because the next morning after he went to sleep, they found his body in the pond-water fountain. He slept walked right into it and drowned.Sleep walking ain't no joke! You can get seriously hurt or killed. Trust me
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
Thanks a lot. Now I am going to have to tie myself to my bed before I sleep.SOR wrote:
Yea, you can. I remember someone telling me of a story. We were somewhere when out of boredom I mentioned the small decoration water fountain at the beginning of the subdivision we were at. Well, he told ne a story about there was a guy across the street. He most of slept walked out of his bed, because the next morning after he went to sleep, they found his body in the pond-water fountain. He slept walked right into it and drowned.Sleep walking ain't no joke! You can get seriously hurt or killed. Trust me
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Lol they are, turfa the great!Zenyoul wrote:
Of course you did. We are awesome witty reference inserters! 😝👍Lold hard at these.
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