Random 'n' funny quotes
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Here are just a few:
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Here are some more:
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Lol some of these are good.
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Mr. Chris wrote:
I know : PLol some of these are good.
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If a tree falls on a mime and no one can hear it, does anyone care?
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I'm trying to think of some but all I can think of are yo momma jokes, lol.
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
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98% of statistics are made up.
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Confucious say man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Lol
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i wanna tickle your belly button... from the inside.
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Jonny Online wrote:
haha don't wanna be a party pooper but they don't make the whole plane out of the same material because it would make the plane to heavy to fly.Here are some more:
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
(while in taco bell true story) "how do u spell taco?"
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Why do you park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
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All I gotta say is if at first you dint succed then sky diving is not for you. And I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me!
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If some one with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself is it called a hostage situation?
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted! -
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5 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.
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Lol this is ALL off philosoraptor,
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if a bus station is were buses stop,
a train station is were trains stop,
what must a workstation be? -
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Found it
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Confucious say man with hand in pocket is getting cocky.
Confucious say man who walk through door sideways is gong to Bangkok
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Yay, my thread lives!!!
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32 wrote:
aww man! It's not the one I thought it was. Thanks anyway, though!Found it
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If you hit a chain and the whole thing moves, is it a chain reaction?
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Since humans only use 10% of our brains potential are we lazy or mentally impaired ?
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If a turtle is loses his shell is he naked or homeless
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CrackWhore wrote:
neither. He's deadIf a turtle is loses his shell is he naked or homeless
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Ooo damn...
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Not if he finds it before that fatal moment comes!!! Haha so put that in Ur juicebox and suck it
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